Check this out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maWbu...eature=related



Check this out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maWbu...eature=related
bwaahhahahah.... thats freaking great!
"where i flashed my punanny over the past decade!" hahahha



"advanced teasing techniques" ---> sounds like stripperweb right there!





That was awesome! Can I get a scholarship?





OOOOOH! There's a vintage 59 Caddy Deville in front of that stripclub! Original colour, too!
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





AHAHAHAHA 'how to lick your own boob'
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
It actually looks like a cool little comedy! The website (www.aprildays.com) is about a "musical comedy". This looks like something I'd like to see! It's apparently playing in Canada (Ottawa, Toronto, Winnipeg, Calgary, Edmonton, Vancouver). If anyone manages to make the show, let me know how it is!
Here's the synopsis: http://www.aprildays.com/synposis.htm
June is just 11 years old when she sees a stripper for the first time. Sure, it's only Nikki, a character on the daytime drama The Young and the Restless, spinning around a pole but she is immediately bewitched, and at that moment has a life-changing epiphany - she too wants to be a stripper! On a soap opera!
Years later, bored at her job as a bank teller and buoyed by $300 won at a local strip club's amateur night, she decides to dance full-time to save enough for drama school. After taking the stage name April, however, she's shocked to discover that stripping isn't about what happens onstage at all. In fact, the real money is made performing private dances in the VIP lounge, and here April faces numerous hurdles from dealing with the bizarre requests of customers to navigating confusing lap-dance laws to the wrath of a veteran stripper named Poison. More than losing customers to her rivals, however, April's biggest obstacle is losing herself.
Alternating between lessons from the now older and wiser Miss April Day (on such matters as choosing a stage name, dealing with regulars, and where do strippers go when they die) and flashbacks to pivotal moments in June/April's career, Miss April Day's School for Burgeoning Young Strippers is a surprising, hysterical, and at times poignant look at what it's really like to be a exotic dancer in the era of lap-dancing.
Featuring original songs (composed to royalty-free music), a hilarious reworking of "My Favorite Things," a children's story ("The Dance in the Lap"), choreography by Elizabeth Dawn Snell (Artists' Play Studio), and a parody of a famous Canadian public service announcement, Miss April Day's School for Burgeoning Young Strippers takes the painful, bizarre, and historical aspects of exotic dancing and turns them into entertaining and enlightening vignettes.
Loosely based on the true experiences of playwright, performer and "retired" seven-year exotic dancer, June Morrow, Miss April Day's School for Burgeoning Young Strippers strips away the myths about exotic dancers and exposes it all. You'll never look at a lap-dance the same way again!
Coming summer 2007 to the Ottawa, Toronto, Winnipeg, Calgary, Edmonton and Vancouver fringe festivals
Warning: mature content, language, not for children
For more information contact junemorrow @ rogers.com.
Also, just had to throw this in here (one of the songs from the show):
My favourite names
(sung to My Favourite Things)
Peaches and Pepper and Honey and Brandy
Champagne and Cinnimon, Sherry and Candy
Any food at all that ends in Y
These are the cliches that strippers go by
London and Paris, Montana, Dakota
Even nutritious supplements like Lakota
Places like Heaven that may not exist
These are the names that strippers can't resist
Fast cars like Lexus, Jaguar, Mercedes
Soft pretty flowers like Jasmin and Daisy
Expensive gems like Ruby and Diamond
These are the names to which stripper respond
If you can eat it, if you can drive it
If it's something you wear
Then chances are it is already being used
By a striptease artist out there.
Lace, Satin, Leather, Velvet and Ebony
Even old pop stars like Jewel and Journey
Weather like Lighting and Misty and Storm
These are the names strippers use to perform
Anna, Savannah, but never Banana
Cookie and Kitty but I've never heard Vulva
Cross-gendered monikers like Kelly and Chris
Drug induced states like Ecstasy and Bliss
Kid's things like Bambi and Barbie and Bubbles
Hobbies like Magic and boardgames like Trouble
China and Crystal and things you can break
These are the names that strippers often take
If it's cutesy or exotic or, to be frank, lame
Put an a, i, or que on the end
And you've got a stripper name!
LOL! Makes me think we need a StripperWeb theme song.





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