I'm just curious, of course, but what do you dancers think and do when a customer exposes himself?

I'm just curious, of course, but what do you dancers think and do when a customer exposes himself?





Kill him.
Laugh and point, then loudly encourage any nearby dancers or bouncers to join me in marvelling at how small and/or ugly it is.





First I'd throw up a little in my mouth, because what loser does shit like that? Then I'd point and laugh, and after that I'd probably slap the hell out of that creepy motherfucker.
It's like Sweatpants Boner Man's inbred cousin...
I'd think he was pathetic that he had to pay someone to look at his junk. Then I laugh at him, take his money and have him kicked out and banned from the club.
I think "ew, wtf is this guy thinking??"
Best advice, keep it in your pants or risk losing it.
I'm interested to know what answer the OP expected to receive.





I bend over and spread my ass.





Considering this thread is borderline troll spew (and perhaps not so borderline), I was hoping some of you would come up with something creative and violent.
For whatever reason, I can imagine a gal in this circumstance reaching for a rusty nail file, some crazy glue, or perhaps an aerosol can and a lighter.
Former SCJ now in rehab.
^And I thought we were trying to build a happier and more peaceful StripperWeb. LOL


Simply say, "You have to put that away."
I would think absolutely nothing of it, other than the guy has either deluded himself into thinking that strippers would be turned on to see his junk, or that he's just a drunk moron. Or both.
Was the OP hoping we'd say that it would be a turn on??
Oh, I just have sex with him. I've had sex with so many random dudes in my tragic life of crack addiction and chronic abuse, what's one more? Besides, I'm so fucked up, I probably won't remember, anyway.
(Is this what you were looking for?)





I am amused that he actually thought I would care to see his pathetic dick.
I am the one getting naked not the custie.
For Doc Catfish-
I grab one of the tea light candles and pour wax on it. Oh wait, even better, I tell him to sit back relax and shut his eyes I will be putting something wet on it, then I pour somethng flamible on his dick such as lighter fluid and then I set fire to his junk![]()
There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.
Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.
In the past I snatch his keys, grab him by the collar and drag him out to the boucer while he zips his pants up.
These days, I'd rather just bust up laughing, then stomp his pathetic little penis with my shoe and hold him there while he winces until I can either snatch his keys or a bouncer walks in.
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