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    I'm just curious, of course, but what do you dancers think and do when a customer exposes himself?

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    Kill him.

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    I immediately drop to the ground and begin complimentary fellatio, of course!
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    Laugh and point, then loudly encourage any nearby dancers or bouncers to join me in marvelling at how small and/or ugly it is.

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    First I'd throw up a little in my mouth, because what loser does shit like that? Then I'd point and laugh, and after that I'd probably slap the hell out of that creepy motherfucker.

    It's like Sweatpants Boner Man's inbred cousin...

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    I'd think he was pathetic that he had to pay someone to look at his junk. Then I laugh at him, take his money and have him kicked out and banned from the club.

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    I think "ew, wtf is this guy thinking??"

    Best advice, keep it in your pants or risk losing it.

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    I'm interested to know what answer the OP expected to receive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noelle View Post
    I immediately drop to the ground and begin complimentary fellatio, of course!


    I dont about u guys, but Im going to Seatlle ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I'm interested to know what answer the OP expected to receive.

    You know what, me too.

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    I bend over and spread my ass.

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    Considering this thread is borderline troll spew (and perhaps not so borderline), I was hoping some of you would come up with something creative and violent.

    For whatever reason, I can imagine a gal in this circumstance reaching for a rusty nail file, some crazy glue, or perhaps an aerosol can and a lighter.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    ^And I thought we were trying to build a happier and more peaceful StripperWeb. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    First I'd throw up a little in my mouth, because what loser does shit like that? Then I'd point and laugh, and after that I'd probably slap the hell out of that creepy motherfucker.

    It's like Sweatpants Boner Man's inbred cousin...
    haaaa

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    Simply say, "You have to put that away."

    I would think absolutely nothing of it, other than the guy has either deluded himself into thinking that strippers would be turned on to see his junk, or that he's just a drunk moron. Or both.

    Was the OP hoping we'd say that it would be a turn on??

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    Oh, I just have sex with him. I've had sex with so many random dudes in my tragic life of crack addiction and chronic abuse, what's one more? Besides, I'm so fucked up, I probably won't remember, anyway.

    (Is this what you were looking for?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoxoGracexoxo View Post
    Oh, I just have sex with him. I've had sex with so many random dudes in my tragic life of crack addiction and chronic abuse, what's one more? Besides, I'm so fucked up, I probably won't remember, anyway.

    (Is this what you were looking for?)
    No, I think they were looking for that it'd be the best sex of your life and you'd give him all the money you had made that night and beg him to do you on the regular.

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    I'd grab my shoe and try to give him a Fat Albert with my stiletto.

    Contact me for a psychic reading or spiritual advice!
    I can contact all my exes at once by drawing a pentacle on the floor, sacrificing a ram, and shouting "Hail Satan". Convenience is a must.


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    I don't want to touch your pee-pee. And that's what you want. I guarantee you didn't approach because of my sparkling character.
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    Judging by this poster's other posts, he's just a "hobbyist"; although why he decided to venture over here onto the pink side, I'll never know:

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    Kind of off-topic, but has Baby Doll's-Dallas rebounded (nudge-nudge-wink-wink) all the way back from the raid?
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    Everybody has there own favorites, but it looks like I should go for the Hi-Liter and Christie's-Phoenix when the sun's up, and Centerfolds come sundown, right? (I'm a man not too picky on looks, much prefer the need for privacy and mileage.)



    Thanks again for all the help!
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    hippiegirl, thanks for clearing that up -- although what you describe as "extras" I consider to be "stripper frottage." Have you tried the Lodge?

    Contact me for a psychic reading or spiritual advice!
    I can contact all my exes at once by drawing a pentacle on the floor, sacrificing a ram, and shouting "Hail Satan". Convenience is a must.


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    I don't want to touch your pee-pee. And that's what you want. I guarantee you didn't approach because of my sparkling character.
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    Well treat like a glass slipper. Go out and find the Prince that magnum fits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morgan_TX View Post
    I'd grab my shoe and try to give him a Fat Albert with my stiletto.
    I dont even know what a Fat Albert is, but that sounds pretty good.....
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    *Squash*

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    BalletBaby + Alice in Chains >>> Pie.

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    I am amused that he actually thought I would care to see his pathetic dick.
    I am the one getting naked not the custie.

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    I grab one of the tea light candles and pour wax on it. Oh wait, even better, I tell him to sit back relax and shut his eyes I will be putting something wet on it, then I pour somethng flamible on his dick such as lighter fluid and then I set fire to his junk
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
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    For Doc Catfish-
    I grab one of the tea light candles and pour wax on it. Oh wait, even better, I tell him to sit back relax and shut his eyes I will be putting something wet on it, then I pour somethng flamible on his dick such as lighter fluid and then I set fire to his junk
    What I wouldn't pay to see something like that.

    God I'm effin' evil today...

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    ^^^You should make it a part of your shows!!!

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    Lysondra, can I taste your Abortion?
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    BalletBaby + Alice in Chains >>> Pie.

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    In the past I snatch his keys, grab him by the collar and drag him out to the boucer while he zips his pants up.

    These days, I'd rather just bust up laughing, then stomp his pathetic little penis with my shoe and hold him there while he winces until I can either snatch his keys or a bouncer walks in.

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