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    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    YEAH! I made it onto the poster!

    I'm totally gonna put that as my screen saver.

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    Yay my cartouche!

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    YES...YOUR oblong enclosure with a horizontal line at one end, indicating that the text enclosed is a royal name, coming into use during the beginning of the Fourth Dynasty under Pharaoh Sneferu.....I swear I didn't look that up....
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    you forgot me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo View Post
    YES...YOUR oblong enclosure with a horizontal line at one end, indicating that the text enclosed is a royal name, coming into use during the beginning of the Fourth Dynasty under Pharaoh Sneferu.....I swear I didn't look that up....
    I believe you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by princessjefflina View Post
    you forgot me!
    NO...which one do you want in there?
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zinaida View Post
    I believe you.
    No you don't But excellent word! Thank you!
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    If you're ever watching Jeopardy and it comes up, I know you'll think of me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zinaida View Post
    If you're ever watching Jeopardy and it comes up, I know you'll think of me...
    Yes...you're right...when Alex Treschmeck is yapping THAT is when I'll think of you in the blue (greyish?) sweater with a slight of areola showing...yep...that's it.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    ...I hope you're not badmouthing Alex...

    I love him! I have actually had dreams that I was married to him lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zinaida View Post
    ...I hope you're not badmouthing Alex...

    I love him! I have actually had dreams that I was married to him lol.
    No, I am not bad-mouthing Alex....I am "good-mouthing" you....although if you were to ask me I'd say that Alex is a pretentious prick who knows a lot of shit because of the answer cards he's been handed for a quarter of a century. But you didn't ask, so I won't say it.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    It's not about how much you know. It's about how well you can pretend to know much lol. Didn't you learn anything in school??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zinaida View Post
    It's not about how much you know. It's about how good you can pretend to know lol.
    Can you put that in the form of a question, please?
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    What is it's not how much you know....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zinaida View Post
    What is it's not how much you know....
    Damn...I thought you were going to buy a vowel...
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    I fucking hate Wheel of Fortune.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherry_sin View Post
    YEAH! I made it onto the poster!

    I'm totally gonna put that as my screen saver.
    Me too!!!

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    we should put this up in the mens rooms...

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    Sweats
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    ....And no sweatpants

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Me too!!!
    Me three!



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    um. yah..





    ..and finally...


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    Ok...I'm likin' this thread. How do you do those things?

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