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    Wow, now how did they mix that up?
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    Bizarre. And it has me cracking the hell up over here!


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    I think the question here is; why would someone throw away a poor innocent burrito?
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    that's funny.

    My youngest was born in Phoenix, and at the hospital, the nurses called their blanket wrapping technique(laying him flat on the blanket, which was positioned like a diamond, and bringing the bottom up and over his belly, then sqeezing the dog shit out of him by wrapping the other sides, "making a baby burrito".
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    that must have been one huge burrito...i wonder if it was steak or chicken..
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    ^I agree. That would have been one gigantic burrito! I did recently get one from a little Mexican place in South Philly that could probably have been confused for a small infant. I swear it weighed easily 2 pounds.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by youngBUTbanking View Post
    that must have been one huge burrito...i wonder if it was steak or chicken..
    I was thinkin that too, even the smallest babies gotta be like 4 times as big as a burrito, why would someone throw out such a huge piece of food?



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    i thought this was another "strippers or waffles?" thread.

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    Holy shit lol. Where did you find this?
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    Is it wrong that this thread is starting to make me want a burrito?



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    A carne asada burrito^^ YUM!

    Or California burrito.


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    Qdoba's....has badass burritos...
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    TM...wtf is in that California burrito? Is that a french fry sticking out?
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    I've eaten burritos that FELT like babies...

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    TM: what happened to yours hands in the picture? Is my suspicion about you true that you are really a middle aged white dude who works at Maytag?

    California burritos have french fries in them yea. Really sliced potatoes, but you get the idea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I've eaten burritos that FELT like babies...
    On the way in or on the way out?
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Hmm...fries in a burrito...I dont know about that one...
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    They are very good actually, but a bit dry
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher View Post
    TM...wtf is in that California burrito? Is that a french fry sticking out?
    Fuck yea it is. Its basically carne asada, french fries, guac, sour cream, tomatoes, and cheese. Oh its soooo good. Its all I ate when I first moved out here. The mexican food is sooo good down here. You have to have one. Its good food and good man food.
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    I've recently had both in my belly at once. Hard to say which was livelier.
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

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