Dear creatures of the night,
I don't like to wake up the next morning and find out my ass and legs have been the target of your elegant dining. I really get irked when you think you can sneak a bite during the middle of the day as well. I really like having a clear complexion and i go to great measure to take care of myself, and then i find out that you eat me. If you are going to go eat anybody go to my neighbors flats and eat them, not me. Because of you, my ass and legs look like a 'connect the dots.' This is not the way to live. I don't know where you guys are hiding, because we keep our small little flat clean. You need to live out side and dine outside on other things, not me. Poofy and Leafy the plants are not infested either, and don't you dare even thing about it. I am giving you an notice to leave the flat immediately. You are not on the lease, its not you home.
Sincerely,
a munched on Pookie





Reply With Quote



Bookmarks