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    Dear creatures of the night,

    I don't like to wake up the next morning and find out my ass and legs have been the target of your elegant dining. I really get irked when you think you can sneak a bite during the middle of the day as well. I really like having a clear complexion and i go to great measure to take care of myself, and then i find out that you eat me. If you are going to go eat anybody go to my neighbors flats and eat them, not me. Because of you, my ass and legs look like a 'connect the dots.' This is not the way to live. I don't know where you guys are hiding, because we keep our small little flat clean. You need to live out side and dine outside on other things, not me. Poofy and Leafy the plants are not infested either, and don't you dare even thing about it. I am giving you an notice to leave the flat immediately. You are not on the lease, its not you home.

    Sincerely,

    a munched on Pookie




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    Default Re: Stop eating my ass.

    ^^^
    me too. terrible for work, it looks like buttacne
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    Default Re: Stop eating my ass.

    hmmmm....A possibility: bedbugs

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    ew, that would be super gross.




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    very possible^^^
    spiders?

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    well, i dont ever see spiders or spider webs. We dont have any pets and its a small flat. Studio, 1 bathroom and a separate kitchen. I am really confused as to where they come from.

    I want one of those electronic things that plug into the wall and sent off waves that repels bugs.




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    It sounds just like bedbugs or fleas. If it's only happening while you sleep, it's most likely bedbugs.

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    Hey Pookie!

    Am I the only one that thought she was talking about a guy munching on her legs and ass till about half way through?



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    When I moved into my apartment, I didn't think that I was near a creek and left the doors open a lot while I was getting settled... I had a bunch of mosquitos invade and they ate me at night! I started putting repellant on before bed and that helped a lot. Well, that and hunting those fuckers down and killing them.
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    Default Re: Stop eating my ass.

    so assuming it is bedbugs, if i want to get rid of bedbugs, is washing the sheets and blankets enough? are there any remedies that drive them away? I don't want to use poisons.




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    You can try washing the sheets and blankets in very hot water, but if they're in the mattress that won't work. They like to settle into your mattress and pillows, in which case you'll have to throw it all out and buy new ones.

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    Default Re: Stop eating my ass.

    IF they are loitering in other parts of the flat, such as carpet, will baking soda get rid of them? or other things? do they dislike certain plants, smells, or foods?




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    Bedbugs wouldn't be in the carpet and I don't think they'd be likely to be anywhere else. They like your bedding because it's thick and they can burrow deep in it. IIRC they don't venture very far from where they live, they just sleep in your bedding all day and venture out at night to eat you.

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    Could they be dust mites? This is what the bites look like.

    http://www.doyourownpestcontrol.com/bed_bug_bites.jpg

    Dust mites can live anywhere...mattresses, furniture, carpets, etc.
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    Default Re: Stop eating my ass.

    no, the munchie marks i have are normal munchie marks. the kind that sorta resemble acne. Im sure its not acne coz they it.

    I did have some other marks, but not like the ones in the link
    I also found some little dots on my inner thigh, they were purplish pink, but the were not raised, they were almost the size of pin head.. They were very very small, there were about 10 of the dots in one area, it was not a bruise. They went away. I have not checked for others. I dont know if the dots were bite marks, it could be coincidental i have those why i am suffering from being eaten




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    Default Re: Stop eating my ass.

    My friend went through bedbugs (My city is going through a lot of problems with them) but luckily he caught them early. Bedbugs usually only bite above the waist. If you do have bedbugs they can hide in your carpet, cracks in walls and bedding. They like wood and if you have a bad infestation your place will smell sweet. Also, they can live for one year without feeding so you have to be really dilligent about cleaning. The best thing to do is inspect your mattress in the corners and folds at night with a flashlight. If you do find them, I would recommend google-ing a help site. Best of luck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pookie View Post
    no, the munchie marks i have are normal munchie marks. the kind that sorta resemble acne. Im sure its not acne coz they it.
    same here and its happening to my bf although not on his butt on his legs. im sick of it, its been happening for months.
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    You're still a vagina.
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    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    I'm sorry to hear you're being munched again Pookie. My sympathies from a fellow munchee. I get bitten everywhere, all the time, in any bed. especially my own. My S O however has been bitten only twice in 3 months. Last night we switched sides cos I've hurt my shoulder and he itched so much he had to get up and take a shower. Do bedbugs prefer one side over the other? Or are tehy partial to sweet female flesh?
    In any case, we're getting a new bed soon, yay!
    Good luck in eradicating the monsters under the bed, or in it, you know what I mean.

    XXXS

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    So I am going to wash my sheets and blankets in very hot water like suggested. Are there any special things to put in the wash which get rid of them? Aside from laundry detergent?



    edit: I wanted to also add, i have not seen any bed bugs or other bugs yet, but i know im being bitten. Im still on the hunt for who ever is eating me.
    Last edited by pookie; 04-09-2008 at 04:54 AM.




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    We live near the river and get mozzies in here. At night I get hot and stick my butt out the blankets (yes it looks very funny ) and get bites on my butt and legs.

    Icky.
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    This thread inspired me to bug spray my bedroom and the can of surface spray i used said it works on bed bugs. so pookie in case they are bed bugs you:

    spray the bed frame and skirting boards with the surface spray because the bed bugs dont live on the bed or bedding (they only go there at dawn to feed on the human in the bed) they actually live in the bed frame or skirting boards.

    I am not even sure if they are bed bugs attacking me or if it's mosquitoes or some other insect but my room is full of surface spray now so hopefully i wont get attacked tonight.
    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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