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    Yall are gonna die when you see this outfit Im wearing today. My daughters class is going on a field trip to a museum - I signed up to help out not realizing I have to


    1) rent a Pioneer Woman costume (ankle length dress, apron, bonnet)

    2) help children play with hammers and nails

    I have to admit I look pretty damn hot in it tho - lol. Ill post pics when I get back this afternoon...

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    lol can't wait.

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    Oh man, this is gonna be good. Have fun!

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    Yay for pioneers. We had a one room school house adventure. We had to dress in the costume and back a tin can lunch. It was fun..I think like 3rd-6th grade we did it. We did old tyme stuff, got pulled around in a horse drawn carriage from the real school to the old room school houes and did a b/w photo.
    I don't remember there being any hot moms around, so ya...we needs pics . LOL

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    Uhm, ya.... im not so good at self portraits but you get the gist. Ill post better pics later...


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    Quote Originally Posted by ajbaer View Post
    Yay for pioneers. We had a one room school house adventure. We had to dress in the costume and back a tin can lunch. It was fun..I think like 3rd-6th grade we did it. We did old tyme stuff, got pulled around in a horse drawn carriage from the real school to the old room school houes and did a b/w photo.
    I don't remember there being any hot moms around, so ya...we needs pics . LOL
    This is 3rd grade. Its not a schoolhouse but its the house that owned a lot of the area in the late 1800s. It used to be a winery and orchard... all dressed up and lunch pail made outta a coffee can. lol... I get to help children make small versions of fruit crates. Yay....

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    ^That bonnet is just hilarious. Just... wow.

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    It looks better in person - swear. Screw Nordstroms - Im gonna start making my own dresses...

    I like when I have to lift the dress to run up the stairs.. makes me feel so regal (even tho pioneer women werent regal) ah, you know what i mean... its fun... i dont even have to leave for 30 min and im all dressed getting into character. lol

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    This certainly is a 180 from the outfits we usually see you in on SW !

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    I now have a new fetish-thanks.You are the first to pull it off in the pioneer duds lol.Get over here Ma and russtle me up some vittles lmao.

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    oh that is soooooooo cute!!
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    I hate children. I really hate dealing with 32 of them... I just got back from the 2nd realm of hell. Ill upload some pics later...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AudreyLeigh View Post
    I hate children. I really hate dealing with 32 of them... I just got back from the 2nd realm of hell. Ill upload some pics later...
    You mean the class didn't break down into smaller groups??? WTF??!!
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    Maria Callas said it best: "When my critics stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping."

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    Yea but into groups of 8. 8 kids with hammers and nails and not listening. One child with anger issues and one primadonna.... ugh...

    But it was fun - I could never be a teacher...

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    8 is still a lot though.

    Teachers definitely have my respect!
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    Maria Callas said it best: "When my critics stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping."

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    Man... the ratio of parent/teachers to students used to be 3 to 1. What happened??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunshine73 View Post
    8 is still a lot though.
    This would be the reason that god created duct tape...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTempest View Post
    Man... the ratio of parent/teachers to students used to be 3 to 1. What happened??
    There were more parents - group leaders (I was a station leader) but they were short parent volunteers for this trip. The group leaders didnt do anything tho. I had to keep repeating "Children in the 1800s did NOT SPEAK unless spoken to" ugh....

    On the bright side. One little boy told my daughter that her mommy is pretty. Another kid said she looks like me and he agreed. So my daughter was asking me if this means he thinks shes pretty. Ah, young love...

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    They have probably made some pioneer porn already. The pioneer outfit would probably take 20 min to take off too. hehe
    you live like an ivy vine
    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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    Haha, it's cute!

    Was your daughter embarrassed at all that her mom volunteers?

    The young love story is so cute too...aww....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joplin View Post

    Was your daughter embarrassed at all that her mom volunteers?
    Nope. She loved that I was there and had me sit and eat lunch with her friends and her. She has me go to 'Market Day' at her school every month - this is where the children can buy and sell with play money they earn in class - its a whole school thing. She LOVES for me to go. Im the cool mom.

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