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    Default jay-z with a wig on...wtf? :-(

    Someone said this to me yesterday and it really hurt me.
    I think I'm finally ready to audition, and to avoid that comment in the SC, can you ladies help me with some makeup tips for me? I know my face is really distinct, but I was hoping someone could offer ways to play up the good, and down-play the bad? Please..Im thinking I would be crushed if i get dressed to audition, & someone says that to me. Its bad enough being almost 6foot tall in stripper heels lol I don't want to be uuber-akward ..Here's a pic for reference (ps the braces are off..finally.)

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    Sweetie, you are very pretty and I bet you have a gorgeous smile now that you braces are off. F- those bitches. And don't worry about your height, I am 6' w/o stripper heels! Go audition, have fun and have a great attitude!

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    Thanks Bellasera
    I might also add that my daily makeup is lining the insides of my eyes w/black .99cent eyeliner, and a cheap lipgloss.. so wearing makeup is very akward for me!

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    classic strippery makeup consists of dark, smokey eye makeup and nude or flesh colored highly glossed lips. I think you have nice features and your eyebrows are well shaped. I'd play up the eyes. We have tutorials buried here somewhere...


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    Great smile! It's so warm.

    Do you do the same make up from day to day as you do in the strip club? I noticed you didn't mention foundation or concealer, which evens skin tone for a flawless look. Definitely stick with dark liner around the eyes and lots of gloss to make your lips look delectable.

    I'm sorry someone was feeling bad about themselves and decided to take it out on you. You didn't deserve that.

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    They were just being an ass! Don't worry about it.

    As for makeup, try some blush and instead of going for the classic smoky eye, you would look great, with some color. I would visit a MAC counter they could show you a really nice pink or melon look, both of which would look fab on you.

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    I came here looking to see Jay-Z in a wig. Instead I find a beautiful woman. I am disappointed yet relieved.

    99 cent eyeliner is the shit dude. I love cheap makeup cause you get to but more for your buck. And if it doesn't look good you don't have to feel "bad" for leaving at the bottom of your makeup drawer!

    Hope you find the answers you are looking for!

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    First off you dont look like that lol.

    Second I think wearing your hair down would be nice.
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    damn!!!! Jay Z with a wig on??? that was cold blooded. i thought i was gonna see a pic of hova too with a wig on. those buzzards were ruthless for that one and as funny as it is, you don't look anything like sean carter. when you get hired at the club, dance money circles around those birds!

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    Haha I like "dance money circles"
    How do I search for tutorials on smoky eye makeup on here?

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    I think you're gorgeous! I would definetely play up your eyes with the makeup. There is a button on the bar at the top that says search, and I would search for posts with makeup in them by the user latinarose. Best of luck to you

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    1st you look fine. You have nice skin.
    2nd you're gonna have to get some thicker skin to deal with assholes even worse than him. I've gotten the most dirtiest looks from guys because of me being black. That issue is a whole 'nother thread.
    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...light=tutorial
    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...light=tutorial
    Those should help give you some ideas.
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    I was expecting to see Jay-Z in a wig too, saw the picture and was like... thats obviously not Jay-z. Then I read you're post and somebody saying that is ridiculous.

    She probably thought of that watching TMZ a week before she ever saw you and promised herself she'd use it on someone by the end of the week, Lame.

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    Yeah, people can just be jerks-the only similarity is that you both have nice, big lovely smiles. I agree with Jasmine, that you'd look nice with some color added to the smokey look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    1st you look fine. You have nice skin.
    2nd you're gonna have to get some thicker skin to deal with assholes even worse than him. I've gotten the most dirtiest looks from guys because of me being black. That issue is a whole 'nother thread.


    Those should help give you some ideas.

    WOW that is SO helpful! THANK YOU
    I GOTTA GET THAT QUAD!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by luxury View Post
    WOW that is SO helpful! THANK YOU
    I GOTTA GET THAT QUAD!!!!!!!!!
    Jay-Z hunh?? Well phuck it,

    "go'n brush yo shouldas off, ladies is pimps too, go'n brush yo shoulders off.....Don't 4get Jayda told you....GET THAT DIRT OFF YOUR SHOULDER'!!!!-Jay-Z

    You don't look like anything but a beautiful, beautifully complected woman!

    Thick skin is "Oh so Necessary"-Jay-Z Babycakes!

    The ladies gave great advice/tips

    Additionally, make sure that once you're hired and working for a few days (NO!!!!!, do NOT spend all of your first earnings, lol) get yourself hooked up with Mac's performer discount There are threads here about that, and our resident make-upista Latina Rose is a great person to pm for more info on that if needed
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    Oh, and nope, rubbing titties isn't air dancing.
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    The cut-off age for stripping is when customers stop paying you.

    The end.

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    Wow what a cunt! Eff em'

    Everybody here gave some good advice already. Defo book yourself a makeover appt at your nearest MAC counter you will throughly enjoy it.

    The great thing about being a WOC is that we can pull off most looks effortlessly. My fav look is definitely coloured smoke eyes and lighy pinky/nude lips.

    I definitely think that you should consider wearing your hair down. You could wear your natural hair and add extensions or rock a weave/wig. Also you can never go wrong with some faux lashes.

    check out my these makeup tutorials for women of colour, made my my fellow makeup artists.. you will learn some cool tips
    http://www.youtube.com/BeautyAllure
    http://www.youtube.com/fauryn78

    Also this is a easy glam step by step tutorial which will take you less than 10 mins
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV3R9PIBIlg.

    Oh and you don't have to fork out money for MAC, Nars, Make Up For Ever or other luxury/department store brands, right away. Cosmetic brands like NYX (NYX.com) are cheaper but just as good.


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    I really really hope that you don't mind but I took it upon myself to play around with your pic.

    I didn't have time to really play around with the make up and hair so it's far far from perfect but I wanted to show you this site which allows you to experiment with different hair styles and colors.. and you can also try out different makeup looks.

    The great thing about it, is that they list the cosmetic brands that you try on, just in case you want to purchase them IRL.

    Anyway the website is taaz.com

    Again if its a problem just lemme know and I'll remove the pics. .. I just wanted to give you an idea of how it works.


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    Quote Originally Posted by seraya View Post
    I really really hope that you don't mind but I took it upon myself to play around with your pic.

    I didn't have time to really play around with the make up and hair so it's far far from perfect but I wanted to show you this site which allows you to experiment with different hair styles and colors.. and you can also try out different makeup looks.

    The great thing about it, is that they list the cosmetic brands that you try on, just in case you want to purchase them IRL.

    Anyway the website is taaz.com

    Again if its a problem just lemme know and I'll remove the pics. .. I just wanted to give you an idea of how it works.


    WOW serya that is awesome! I never thought I could look all Barbie-ish.. I LOVE IT. Thank you for doing that for me.. I GOTTA TRY THE LASHES. Wow this may be an all around execellent expirience for me! My husband had a baby with another woman, and I have been SO self-conscious. This has helped tremendously. If you were close by I swear I would hug you! Thanks again, not only to you Serya, but to everyone. You guys have made me feel so so so much better. And guess what, I think Hov is sexy LOL Thanks guys. ...off to play on this super cool self-exploration site!

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    oooh BLONDE HAIR.. awesome

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    Jay-Z? LMAO ....I'd give ANYTHING to have your face! Your hairstyle is cute in the pic.. But i love the tawny-bronze in Seraya's 2nd pic. It's a win-win: You're beautiful whether you stay the same or change!

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    Bangs!! Yes I back bangs! I had braces too. So I know how that goes, but you'll hear more men say "I'm glad to see you are taking care of yourself and you'll love your smile afterwards" Which is so true!

    Soften the hair, a tad lighter like in the photo above and bangs. ooo la la. You are a natural beauty. Just play up your features.

    And realize, the men could care less about braces. Most professional men can relate to having had them at one point in their lives. You are beautiful. Rock it!
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    Bangs would look bangin' on you! And I don't think you'll need that much makeup with the stripper-lights. Maybe a nice base, fake lashes or liner and a glossy lip.

    You've got a great face!

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    Seraya I love that site thanks!
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    OMG that site is awesome!!! And you did a great job on her pic Seraya! OOOOh it's so much fun!!

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