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    Maybe we would actually listen to Jehovah Witnesses...These guys have a lot of other funny skits as on YouTube..Barats and Bereta

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=SdKpzWk_kIc


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    Default Re: If these were the people knocking on your door...

    I hide when these guys come to my door! The tv is blaring and I know that they know that I'm there, but I still hide!!

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    Oh They've seen me ...eye contact and everything...and I slowly back away from the door like they didnt and pretend to not be there...
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    Default Re: If these were the people knocking on your door...

    If they were as entertaining as that, I'd let them hang out at my door for longer than a simple "no thank you".

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    Default Re: If these were the people knocking on your door...

    thats great!




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    Default Re: If these were the people knocking on your door...

    PABLO SPEAKS THE TRUTH...

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    Default Re: If these were the people knocking on your door...

    lol @ "Is your soul teetering on the 50 yard line...?"

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    ^^^

    " touchdown..??"
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    I miss the Mormon boys that would come to my house every week. Wed chat, drink soda and Id tell them about my porn/dancing career. Theyd bring my daughter movies. Too bad the older one was done and the younger one came back once more and never again. That dude was cool.

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    Funny! But no Jehovah's Witness would carry a backpack, those are Mormons.
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    Default Re: If these were the people knocking on your door...

    Well last time they came to my door I came to the door with my 9, so they haven't been back in two years. LOL

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    Default Re: If these were the people knocking on your door...

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=fic56JN7aIw

    My favourite Mormon rant.

    Edit: Watch until the end. He goes door to door at 7am on a Saturday in Salt Lake City to preach Atheism!


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    Default Re: If these were the people knocking on your door...

    LOL! that's awesome!

    Oh, and somehow I don't think there are very many JW strippers around.


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    ^Bella and I left the J dub cult and now we are part of the SW cult. :-)
    "I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy. -Anais Nin"

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    I liked the first one a lot!

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    I'm always still sound asleep whenever anyone rings my doorbell. It's a flawless system.

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