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    so the other day i was indulging in some webcam sluttery for a boy, as i so often do. anyway i was standing up and had pushed the chair back behind me and to the side. as i was standing and posing, my dear kitten, alice, jumps up on the chair in direct view of the webcam, spreads her legs as wide as they'll go, and starts licking her bits.

    it was one of the funniest things i have ever seen a cat do, because it just looked so fucking deliberate.

    the boy i was talking to was like, "dude... wow... you totally just got shown up by your cat."

    do you think this could be a sign that i've been spreading my legs infront of my webcam too much?

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    No. Remember boys are not deep creatures. They are purely surface creatures and there's no need to read into anything they say. Isn't that what you're suppose to do on a webcam anyways?
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    I guess she wanted to say that two pussies could play at this game.

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    tigermilks...I'm not even offended..you speak the truth...
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    ahah, thats hilarious. At least you're cat is learning from the best!

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    LMAO!!!! I absolutely adore you Darcy. I've never said that to anyone on this site, all the years I've been here (well, at least from what I can remember). Best post I've read in weeks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Jessica View Post
    LMAO!!!! I absolutely adore you Darcy. I've never said that to anyone on this site, all the years I've been here (well, at least from what I can remember). Best post I've read in weeks.
    haha aw well thank you!

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    Maybe she needs some money for that bling bling coach collar. I mean, mom does it why can't she?!!?

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    I think she'd like it in pink. It's meant for a small dog, but hell take off the hydrant and no one would know.

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    Our friends' cat is a masochist (we call her 'maso-kitty' as a nickname). She likes being whacked on the butt -- as in, will bite you if you stop, and then get back under your hand and look up at you expectantly. This was discovered because when people are sweeping she tries to get under the broom so it'll whack her. No idea, she's just wired that way. Anyway, for a while she wore a studded black leather collar for this reason... =)
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    Like super-fast, frenetic, chipmunklike stylized humping with this look on her face like "Kill! Kill!"
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    i think people like going to parties and clubs and looking like douchebags.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    No. Remember boys are not deep creatures. They are purely surface creatures and there's no need to read into anything they say. Isn't that what you're suppose to do on a webcam anyways?

    Probably so, but now I'm worried we have been distributing web cams at work a lot lately, and could not figure out what was being done with them....
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    Once I was fucking doggy style and my cat climbed onto the bed and rolled upside down right underneathe me and put her paws up and went, "Meow?"

    They fuckin' know man...


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    Oh, to see a screen cap of that!!
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    becareful you could get arrested for "kitty porn"!
    did she sign an age release?
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    im damn sexy and you know you want me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Once I was fucking doggy style and my cat climbed onto the bed and rolled upside down right underneathe me and put her paws up and went, "Meow?"

    They fuckin' know man...
    Ah. Um. This the exact behaviour the kittens have towards "the milk bar" (aka the mother cat - Marnie)... it wasn't sexual at all... it was an old 'kitten' behaviour hahahaha.

    Otherwise, I love how cats have no sense of place .. adore it!


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    Although I love cats and wish I could have seen you and your cat performing together, I saw those few pix you posted for about a day, and can honestly say that I KNOW your cat did NOT show you up.

    But I can see this headline somewhere in a tabloid: Australian stripper's two pussies exposed on webcam

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    Aww...I love how my cat stays on the bed while I'm fucking, even if he gets kicked in the head by an errant foot once in a while. He purrs the whole time, too. Little perv.

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    Maybe I am an idiot, but I cant have my dogs in the room when I bang. They fuckin stare and Benji tries to get in on the action. Such an affectionate little shit.

    >sniff< Thats mah boy! :tear:

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    Yah, I'm not so much into them watching. My cat likes to creep up on me masturbating. Once when my ex was fucking his ex (complicated i know) my dog tried to attack the girl cos he thought she was attacking him. Awwww, so cute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexi View Post
    Maybe I am an idiot, but I cant have my dogs in the room when I bang. They fuckin stare and Benji tries to get in on the action. Such an affectionate little shit.

    >sniff< Thats mah boy! :tear:
    That reminds me... Fireman Sam has a dog named Macy. She has free roam of the house when I'm over having my fun .... and whenever I'm in the throws of O ... yup... Macy comes racing in!

    It makes me laugh EVERY time! She thinks I'm in distress...


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