Yesterday I was incredibly busy, and it got to be 3:45 and I realized that I hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch. I was starved, and passing Whole Foods. So I pulled into the parking lot and parked. I am a good parker. I parallel park all the fucking time because of where I live. This is a regular spot. I pull in, and park, and my side is slightly closer than center, almost on the line.
I'm finishing up an email, so I finish on my phone, and then go to get out of my door. Well, the lady in the car next to me has her passenger door open ALL the way, and I can't get out. She's putting groceries in the front seat. So I knock on my window, like hello, can you let me out please? kthx! I smile. She shuts her door, and then says with a huge attitude, "You know you're barely in your space there."
My jaw dropped.
"I'm sorry my poor parking abilities inconvenienced you. Would you like me to repark for you?" And then I walk away, and say, "Bitch." Under my breath, as I'm passing her.
Well, I'm like, incredulous, but laughing at the whole experience. And then I come out of the store, and SHE LEFT A NOTE ON MY CAR! It says:
"Point was, if you'd parked better, you'd have been able to get out of your car."
I told this to PhillyVixen over dinner tonight and she says, "Who leaves notes anymore these days???" She's so right. Whatthefuck was up that woman's rigid tight asshole? I think she needed a good screwing. Man! Hilarious. So, moral of the story: beware of rigid women in subaru outbacks and how you park next to them.






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Now, I'm talking about ridiculously obnoxious parking jobs that take up two spots due to just arrogance and carelessness - like the Hummer that's parked on a diagonal across the lines, so far that it's literally impossible for even the smallest car to get into the space next to them. That, IMHO, warrants a note. 


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