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    Getting Hired

    Ok, here we go! I need pro tips on how to make absolutely SURE I'll get hired somewhere, freakin' anywhere. I'm hurting for money SO bad (Michigan is one of the worst, or maybe even the worst, economy in the US right now). I am willing to pull any and all tricks to get hired. Well, besides something that would jeopardize my work ethic of course (no drugs, illicit sex, etc.). I'm thinking about going blond in order to be more noticed?

    I reeallly need the job so any advice on how to rock at my first audition would be greatly appreciated. If I could be financially independent it would be the first time in my life and it would make me feel SO much better about myself. Not to mention I have children to feed. So yeah, I really need this job!

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    Default Re: Getting Hired

    I don't think you can guarantee a job anywhere, but assuming you aren't a monster there will be a club for you.
    Pull out all the stops. If you have some money get fake eyelashes,fake nails,fake tan. Do nice makeup, get a hair cut or style your hair, paint your toenails, do hair removal. If anything that will increase your confidence.
    The most important thing for you to remember is to smile at your audition, and move slooooowly.

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    Default Re: Getting Hired

    Two words - be confident!

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