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    Default Stripper thugged a throat cutter

    I had to share because I'm proud of myself.

    I had just sat down with one guy at a table of two. I clearly was sitting with this guy who had all the marking of a guy with money - Rolex, topsiders, polo shirt, khakis, sipping scotch on the rocks. His friend looked pretty promising, too.

    Some girl came up and started rubbing his shoulders. I lost the customer. I had only spoken to him for ten seconds before she did this, so you can't compete with contact that the guy clearly likes.

    I got up and left. Whatever. If I lost him that easily, then move on.

    Later, I ran into her and ripped her a new asshole. I told her to get some manners and don't fuck with me. She feigned ignorance, like "Who? Me?" Anways, this girl has been at this club for years and thinks she can walk all over anyone she wants. She was so huffy she told the housemom. When the housemom asked me about it, I was like "Yep. That is exactly what happened" and she was ok with it! "As long as it wasn't in front of customers" LMAO!

    Just wanted to share.

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    LOL!! Good story!
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    score one for the honest dancer!
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    what are topsiders?
    These days I like to count my money. I like to wash it delicately and iron it. Sometimes I dry it with some bounty to make it all nice and cuddly. I love my money... did I say that out loud?

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    Quote Originally Posted by saphire123456 View Post
    what are topsiders?
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    Oh, and nope, rubbing titties isn't air dancing.
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    The cut-off age for stripping is when customers stop paying you.

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    OMG those just scream "TAKE MY MONEY!"^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post
    OMG those just scream "TAKE MY MONEY!"^^
    Ha! Totally!
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    Default Re: Stripper thugged a throat cutter

    Off topic but... why do we always look at the guys shoes???? I SO DO THAT, geeze. And to the op, good for you. Score one for the reputable entertainer.


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    Default Re: Stripper thugged a throat cutter

    So what was her excuse for table-cutting you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow2 View Post
    Off topic but... why do we always look at the guys shoes???? I SO DO THAT, geeze.


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    I do it IRL, too. Shoes=money, at least in my head!
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    Default Re: Stripper thugged a throat cutter

    While the customer may have had all the trappings of wealth (heck, even I have a Rolex…), wealth is no indicator of class. You ladies have all learned this at work and I learned it when I worked casino security for a while.

    The problem isn’t so much the cutthroat who took your customer, but rather a classless ‘gentleman’ who allowed such a rude intrusion to occur in first place.

    A REAL man of class (but NOT necessarily wealth) would have politely, but firmly, told the interloper that he was with you. Even if the customer was more attracted to the other girl, the proper etiquette would have been to spend a period of time with you, bought a dance or at least compensated you for your time, and then sought out the other girl after making a polite exit.

    But then again, he may have picked up on your sizing him up as a ‘mark’ (…”had all the marking of a guy with money…”) and opted for what he perceived as a better return on his investment.

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I have popcorn, and I'm ready to watch the show - who's going first?
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    I was going to, but it's just too damn easy to rip this guy a new asshole. Some newbie guy acting like he knows more about my job than I do. I don't have time to correct everyone on the internet who is wrong... because there are lots.

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    They combined SG with CC? I didn't get the memo!
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    The cut-off age for stripping is when customers stop paying you.

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    I don't care about how classy a guy is. I care how much money he has to spend on me, and I know how to recognize wealth a good percent of the time. I've learned it through years of dancing.

    The point of the story wasn't about the guy. Guys come to strip clubs and can spend their money on whoever they wish. I guess you missed the part about me only being there for ten seconds, not even long enough to introduce myself. I don't blame the guy, he's not even part of the equation. The point of the story was about the girl.

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