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    We have a herd of new girls at the bar. New as in REAL new to this business. Well 4 of them decided to start screaming at each other over who owes $5 to who.... yeah, five dollars. I mean screamin so loud the customers out in the club were leaving. So Paige switches on her Outside Voice. Yess'm I did. With a big ol' HEY I got them to STFU. I was like "look... this isn't the fucking ghetto. This isn't yer mama's side yard. And this really ain't Wiggles*. We don't scream and shit like that here. Keep that shit outside the club. You're gonna cost me customers and I will NOT be dealin well with that shit. If I come back here and ya'll are pulling out each others weaves, Imma take a wire hanger to ya and treat ya'll bitches like yer 5 years old since yer gonna act like it."

    My girl, Lisa... she's been dancin for EVER. She hugged me, she was in tears from laughin so hard.

    But seriously. WTF? Am I suddenly Mama? Sheez. I should get paid per hour to babysit these crazy broads.

    Then the rest of the night it was "Paige help me with this, Paige she said that, Paige, Paige, Paige!" AUGH! "Paige, she's wearin a G string make her change." "Paige, she wont gimmie back my earrings!"






    *Wiggles is the "topless trailer". It's literally a double wide trailer, painted Pepto Pink, and turned into a skeevy little dive club. Ugh.
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    ha ha ha ha! Didn't you know? Most of these girls don't realize grade school's over...... We need a Mom at my club, I sure as hell aint gonna do it, been there, done that, its a pain in the ass!

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    way to go Paige!

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    Paige, will you be my mama too? Paige? Hey Paige?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Paige, will you be my mama too? Paige? Hey Paige?

    See now, if I threaten to spank YOU, you'd like it. No fair.
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    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    No argument there!

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    I love a good story. Wtfuckin is wrong with girls. Just act right.
    you live like an ivy vine
    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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    Oh, wow, I could see that. hilarious.

    PAAAAAAAIGE!

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    I swear I should roll up tomorrow in a mama dress and apron. Wielding a wooden spoon! Them bitches best run!
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    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post



    *Wiggles is the "topless trailer". It's literally a double wide trailer, painted Pepto Pink, and turned into a skeevy little dive club. Ugh.

    My grandma lives near cocoa, we were driving somewhere and I saw Wiggles! I lol'd....so it's funny that you mentioned it

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    In the past two jobs I've had (non-stripping) I've seen a dramatic ...social regression... the majority of todays 18 through 20 yr olds are incredibly immature....

    I wish we could just smack them sometimes ... maybe that would get them to realize they are adults now they need to freakin' act like it!

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    I hate feeling like a mother hen. Common sense is lacking in most people these days. Sux.
    It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird

    Blessed Be

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    This is for you, Paige:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=sumoyp61rGg&feature=related

    (I wanted just the clip itself but YouTube apparently doesn't have it anymore.)

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    LMAO.

    People are incredibly immature. Sometimes I have ended up being a substitute mom and I am only 22.

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    Anyone got a nice belt I can bring with me tonight? Ugh I'm almost dreading going to work and dealing with the dramarama. I wonder if turning on cartoons on the big screen will keep them quiet?
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    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    omg.

    awesome.

    It can be difficult to make a recently single man pay for sex when he knows that a quick trip to the local watering hole would secure at least one hard drunken tumble for far less cash. It is even more difficult when he is something of a dead ringer for James Bond as played by Daniel Craig and possesses the sort of awkard charm and confidence that brands a man like him as a lady killer.

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    she won't give me back my gstring ZOMG priceless!
    Quote Originally Posted by alessandra View Post
    I like them large and cut. Sort of like strawberries.

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    Paige that girl stole my spot in the dressing room! Paige that chick is looking at me funny! Paige I can't find my shoes, some jealous dancer must have stolen them!

    PAAAAAAAAIIIIIIGGGGGGGGEEEEEEE!

    In all seriousness though, it's sad that grown women can't behave long enough to make it through a shift.

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    good for you Paige!!!
    We have a few newbies here who like to forget all the rules we talked about at the meeting LAST MONDAY. Come on, really? A few actually said they didn't know it applied to them. Me: and you are? Hell, I don't even know your name.
    And yes, the screaming and giggling at each other. Why is it that I can treat work like a party and not come out looking like an underage drinker?
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    Yup, sometimes you gotta lay the smackdown. Weren't you a dominatrix for a while?

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