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    What do you guys think of my huge ass? I swear ALL of my baby weight went to my ass! Is it too fat for a strip club? I'm trying to loose a bit more pounds from it but I hear that ass is all the rave now? And look at what a difference my breasts being slightly engouraged makes in the size and shape. It might be like 1/2 cup size difference!?

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    I had previously stuck the bananas and cucumber in my cooter, yes.

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    You're gonna get me drunk love drunk off dem humps....


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    Shake it....
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    and bank with it.

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    Jesus Christ, woman. Think of the children!



    (I mean that in a hubba-hubba way).

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    What a booty!!! Shake it like a polaroid picture!!!!



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    Holy booty, Batman!

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    Use it to hypnotize men and take their heart (and by "heart", I totally mean "wallet")

    Trust me, they like the girls with junk in the trunk.

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    Big booties are in. Go shake it. I've seen some girls at my club, stand and just shake it for the entire song. I swear the guys are hypnotized and sometimes drool. When I try to shake mine, I look like I'm having a seizure. I get laughs instead! LOL

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    Wow I had no idea it was like that! I still have some noticable cellulite tho Do guys care about that? I'm still gunna try and somehow get rid of it or conceal it but until I figure that out I, myself, am grossed out by my cellulite

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    I had previously stuck the bananas and cucumber in my cooter, yes.

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    No, definitely don't be embarrassed or feel like you have to "hide" or "conceal" it. The club lighting will hide a lot of cellulite and if you can shake it, you're gonna bank. A girl at my club has a booty like that and she is easily one of the top earners. Maybe build some muscle to tighten it up and help you get those moves down but you got NOTHING to worry about!


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    Soft, fleshy butt pillows...

    I'm such a perv, I keep coming back to this thread to look at her butt!

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    That is a superb ass..

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    I think you'll get a good reaction!

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    Most guys have a thing for fat bootys! You will make money! Don't worry about your cellulite. I think it actually makes you look more appealing in this atmosphere.

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    Laśo delořo, dekę devlesko! Me paǩal ando del akana!

    (all complimentary right there ... english just was not expressive enough!)

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    Wowza!

    Talk about a 'hip-to-waist ratio'. I had a friend who had an arse like yours with a tiny waist (but her boobs were smaller than yours) and I have watched guys literally fall to their knees over her, more than once. She was a kickboxer, so very muscular as well but I think it was all the booty.

    I've never had much of a cellulite issue, but what I did have I got rid of with squats and daily massage with essential oils. Both of which I'm too lazy to do right now but hey, it didn't come back.

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    You...need to go to work and make bank. Choose your club properly and you will rake it in. I like the booty!

    Feature costumes for sale!

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    I'm looking at some clubs and I'm a bit discouraged with my options. I'm reading some pretty bad reviews about the local Deja Vu. I sent in an online App anyway and now I feel like a fucking dumbass because I sent them a nude picture when I totally didn't have to LOL. And I'm pissed off at myself because apparently I put my "application" for all to see on some porno site.... OOOps.... Oh well... live and learn I guess.... I hope I don't start getting creeper calls...

    Hmmm, well there is this other place called Omars that sounds like my best bet. It's attraction seems to be more "natural" girls. The only thing that worried me about the reviews is that the stage is "well lit." That turns me off because I wanted the security of the dark lol.

    Then there's a really sleazy titty bar called Cheetas. I'll do that one as a last resort...

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    I had previously stuck the bananas and cucumber in my cooter, yes.

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    Well according to a song I heard, you are apparently supposed to "smack dat," however this is only to be done when "out on da floor." I'm not sure what happens in other contexts, but I believe those are the "back dat ass up" situations.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    ^^LOL! Talk like that just rolls off your tongue doesn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    Well according to a song I heard, you are apparently supposed to "smack dat," however this is only to be done when "out on da floor." I'm not sure what happens in other contexts, but I believe those are the "back dat ass up" situations.
    LOL thanks for the advice, man (err woman, whatever).

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    I pay money for you to shake it the whole night. You should take advantage of what you got and run with it. mmmmm ass

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    I'm still trying to get the shaking thing down. Wow it's kinda harder than it looks I'm already getting better at it but I wanna be a pro! Anyone know any good videos of ass shaking I can study? I've been scoping out youtube for things like "booty" and "grind" but a lot of the videos are from like 14 y/o girls YUCK

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    I had previously stuck the bananas and cucumber in my cooter, yes.

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    Being a connoisseur de culo, I can tell you that it's really audience dependent - I've been out with my White Boy buddies & noticed that they're all about big boobs, regardless of fake or not. I'm out with my Ethnic Crew, and it's all about butt + skill in moving it.
    If you can do some sort of Latin or Brazilian step, that'll work. If you can't, go as slow on the music as possible and just pop angles + switch swinging step like a 1940's pinup style.
    A one piece garter/stockings set up would frame that ass something fierce.

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