I just gotta say.... MichelleJade is SO effin hot. She's like, smokin. She's so good looking, she caused a power outage at my club tonight. She looks like Mariska Hargitay but omg better.





I just gotta say.... MichelleJade is SO effin hot. She's like, smokin. She's so good looking, she caused a power outage at my club tonight. She looks like Mariska Hargitay but omg better.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
I'm drunks on cran dn a vodka and I was looking for the drunk thread but I'm glad i didn't find it because Paige's has a beautiful hiney in her avatar.





Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





She just posted pictures too. And yeah...she's hot. MichelleJadePics
Gorgeous titties, pretty face.
btw: nice avatar paige
Haha, you're so amusing. But let me tell you, a strip club without power is a creepy thing. It's like a bad horror movie, and terribly awkward. You don't know which will happen first - the customers leaving or the zombies coming through the door.





Zombies! :d:d:d
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





Mmmm good times! Must stalk you now due to awesomeness.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
*******************************
Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
Dawwww, I has a Paige crush![]()
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