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    True or faulse, who knows - made me laugh though!

    HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT THESE ARE ALL TRUE STORIES FROM EMERGENCY ROOMS AROUND THE COUNTRY.

    FEMALE SOFA----- A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote control was found lodged between the folds of her vulva. eeewwwww..
    PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In Michigan , a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis He complained that his wife had '...a rat in her privates...'which bit him during sex (not the first conclusion I would have drawn, I don't think). After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy.

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    PING PONG ANYONE? ----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, when his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel (you'd do the same, I'm sure!)?!! The concrete then hardened, (no sh*t Sherlock!), causing constipation and pain. Under general anaesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball. (Boy - we live sheltered lives!)

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    BLIND DRUNK----- A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea. (Oh my gosh!!!)

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    OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH! ----- A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man (Classy or what??). While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.

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    Default Re: True or faulse, who knows - made me laugh though!

    Once while my mum was working in a hospital a guy came in with a shotglass stuck in his ass.


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    Default Re: True or faulse, who knows - made me laugh though!

    Quote Originally Posted by MsQwerty View Post
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    BLIND DRUNK----- A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea. (Oh my gosh!!!)

    This one literally made my stomach turn

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    OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH! ----- A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man (Classy or what??). While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.
    I loled at this, don't know if its true but its sure as hell a funny image.



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    I love the prickly pair rat in the vagina

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    That fat lady story really freaked me out... Just imagine
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    Default Re: True or faulse, who knows - made me laugh though!

    One of my current work partners did examine a woman with a complaint like prickly pair...only it wasn't a needle, it was sutures from a recent surgery on her cervix.

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    Default Re: True or faulse, who knows - made me laugh though!

    My mom once treated a guy who was stuck....in a chicken.

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    Default Re: True or faulse, who knows - made me laugh though!

    Quote Originally Posted by Laylas View Post
    My mom once treated a guy who was stuck....in a chicken.
    say what?!

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    Default Re: True or faulse, who knows - made me laugh though!

    The concrete one is true! I don't recall what book it was, but there was a picture of it after they removed it.

    A doctor friend of mine was once showing me bizarre x-rays. One was of a 60-something year old man with a Heinz ketchup bottle in his ass. He had apparently been pleasuring himself with it and pushed a little too far and oops! There was a similar one with a jelly jar.
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    Default Re: True or faulse, who knows - made me laugh though!

    The sofa one, while I don't know about that case but it does happen.

    One time I was smoking with some friends and this HUGE guy got the pipe and started getting pissed because he thought we were hiding the lighter from him. My other friend sweared that he threw it at him so the fat guy got up and was looking on the floor for it. Then someone said how funny it would be if the lighter was stuck under one of his fat rolls and the fat guy pulled one up to say something sarcastic and the lighter popped out! It was probably the funnest thing I've ever seen in my life...ahah I'm cracking up just remembering it!

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