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    Default Hit on by a lesbo!

    For the first time! WHoooo! Well, yanno, aside from at work.

    I sold this chick some Alias dvds off of Craigslit, go figure she's one for the poon. After she left my place, I get a text message:

    "Hey this is Gale, you're really cute! Could I take you out sometime?"

    Zomg. Sorry guys, this is just a first for me.
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    I like them large and cut. Sort of like strawberries.

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    oops i meant to poast this in the lounge.
    Quote Originally Posted by alessandra View Post
    I like them large and cut. Sort of like strawberries.

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    heh, poast like toast
    Quote Originally Posted by alessandra View Post
    I like them large and cut. Sort of like strawberries.

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    Sweet. Are you going to take her up on it?

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    yha thats what I wanna know too!

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    Eeeh no.
    Quote Originally Posted by alessandra View Post
    I like them large and cut. Sort of like strawberries.

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    I wish a hot lesbo would hit on me! I need some experience. Is she attractive?


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    She was alright. Mid 30's, short blonde 'do, fit, and she even had pretty painted toenails!

    But yeah, I'm pretty much into cock.
    Quote Originally Posted by alessandra View Post
    I like them large and cut. Sort of like strawberries.

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    Uh, how exciting for you. I guess.



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    I don't know why str8 girls get a thiller out of lesbos hitting on them (or think something is wronge when a lesbian they know won't) which is why I never even jokingly flirt w/ the girls at work that are str8 (becuz thier ego's are big enough already with all the str8 men drooling on them), but I kinda understand why they alwasy seem 2 fish for taht attention from me as I always liked it when extremely gaymen would hit on me. It kinda stroked my butch ego to think I was that cute a fag wanted me to strap it on and take him up the ass. Even though I never had any interest in doing so I would let them buy me drinks and take to me about being thier boifriend. Hell when I was a dragking and did shows at the gaymen's clubs I went out of my way 2 be sexy for them cuz it was fun wearing nuthuggers and having gay guys all up on my jockstrap. So funny that str8guys flirt w/me and I make my living that way, but inside I just think ick yuck please just go away while gaymen can pretend to be my girlfriends or that I'm thier boyfriend and I think that's kinda cool. Whatever--that's just me

    Oh well back to the sudject you scored yr 1st lesbian come on congrats to you...Now I can't be yr 1st =( bummer for me.
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    Because then you are so hot that even women want you lol

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    was she hot?

    shit give her my number!

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    I'd hit on you

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    Quote Originally Posted by UV69 View Post
    I don't know why str8 girls get a thiller out of lesbos hitting on them (or think something is wronge when a lesbian they know won't)
    Yeah, I think the first part is an ego trip thing and I understand it entirely -- I feel complimented when anyone hits on me, though if I don't respect them it's a worthless compliment. But if I respect them and don't like them "in that way", I still feel flattered.

    The second part is straight-up ignorance/cluelessness/inflated self-opinion: "What! But you like girls. Don't you like meeeeeee?"

    Never mind that straight girls like guys, but won't swoon after anything with a cock that walks into the room... unless being paid for it.
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    Like super-fast, frenetic, chipmunklike stylized humping with this look on her face like "Kill! Kill!"
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    i think people like going to parties and clubs and looking like douchebags.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaosfairy View Post
    The second part is straight-up ignorance/cluelessness/inflated self-opinion: "What! But you like girls. Don't you like meeeeeee?"

    Never mind that straight girls like guys, but won't swoon after anything with a cock that walks into the room... unless being paid for it.

    Yeah soo true my BFF totally ingores guys-unless they are in my book kissing her ass/in her book treating her good and even then after she's done hooking them in--she's ready to throw them away. However she truely expects the same attention from me becuz she feels she has the power of the pussy, but she kinda 4gets that I have 1 of my own 2 and I only go for girls who are gay/bi that I can imagine would be good in bed soo I keep telling her that her game of playing hard to get w/me only works to put the thought in my head, but I know if she ever gives it up 2 me and I hit it that the nextday I'ld be over it becuz really what fun can a girl that claims to be soo str8 be in bed for me. Anyhow we've been playing this game w/eachother since we have been working together where she wants to believe I want her and I want her to admit she just wants me to want her which is 2 different things, but a total tease on both parts becuz neither 1 of us is ever going to win this agruement and even if for a 1/2 a sec she's somehow seduces me into thinking I want her I won't ever give it up to her for the mere fact even if she gave up the pussy to me I'ld rather win and wait for her to give in and beg for it (cuz I'm not like those guys/lustsick suckers who let her have her way).
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    Quote Originally Posted by lizlizliz View Post

    But yeah, I'm pretty much into cock.
    Note she said "pretty much"...

    Wow, you really CAN find anything on CL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaDaisy View Post
    Note she said "pretty much"...

    Wow, you really CAN find anything on CL!
    *sniff sniff*


    Quote Originally Posted by alessandra View Post
    I like them large and cut. Sort of like strawberries.

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