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    I went into the club recently. I noticed that whenever I saw this one dancer, she always had a cigarette in her mouth. Well, she came over and asked me for a dance. I don't know how else to describe it, but she had dragon breath! Her breath smelled like an ashtray! I declined to get a dance from her mainly because of her stinky halitosis. I didn't want to be rude and tell her that her breath stinks.

    For those dancers that do smoke, do you use mints or gum to freshen your breath?

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    For those dancers that do smoke, do you use mints or gum to freshen your breath?
    Yes.

    Do you know how many filthy, stinking customers I have danced for? I decided not to decline them a dance, because 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

    There are all kinds of dirty, nasty, stinking men and women, customers and dancers alike. Are you so completely shocked by a single chick with bad breath?
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    Default Re: A dancer had dragon breath!

    Seriously. Shit happens.

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    Gross.
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    Smoking is typically a turn off for me but for whatever reason it doesn't bother me in the SC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lizlizliz View Post
    Yes.

    Do you know how many filthy, stinking customers I have danced for? I decided not to decline them a dance, because 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

    There are all kinds of dirty, nasty, stinking men and women, customers and dancers alike. Are you so completely shocked by a single chick with bad breath?
    Well, when the person in question is performing a job that requires fairly intimate face-to-face contact, its one thing. When the offender is the purchaser, I would think him less obligated not to be offensive. Maybe that's why he is there in the first place, because he is stinking and filthy.

    Among the many factors that make a girl a "10" , non-smoking ( or at least the ability to mitigate the effects of smoking ) is a must.
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    ^ Winner
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    It is true that smoking makes women smell not just their breath but the hoo-haa as well. It's not clearly understood why this is but it's a fact. Halitosis on top....halitosis on bottom.

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    Be careful, it can damage your beauty!

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    Funny, the other night, although I noticed cigarettes on a dancer's breath, sh was so otherwise posessed of poise and confidence that well, ....the usual.
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    If I spend a lot of time in the back (where dancers are allowed to smoke), I get people asking me if I smoke, that pisses me off so much because I hate cigarettes. :-(
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    I don't smoke, but I chew gum and drink water to avoid dragon breath. I too find it VERY unattractive for a girl to smell like an ashtray. Gross
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaidern View Post
    It is true that smoking makes women smell not just their breath but the hoo-haa as well. It's not clearly understood why this is but it's a fact. Halitosis on top....halitosis on bottom.
    What?? No lol!! Thats a weird myth : )
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    Quote Originally Posted by bem401 View Post
    Maybe that's why he is there in the first place, because he is stinking and filthy.
    This is definitely true. I lol'd

    I eat hella mints on my shift as a compulsive habit so I keep my breath tip-top. Nothing kills an erection faster than nasty breath

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    When I would smoke I would obsessively-compulsively brush my teeth on top of taking mints. (I felt like gum looked tacky.) I would then wipe myself with baby wipes and lather myself with body spray. It was impossible not to smell some-what like cigerettes though due to everyone around you smoking even if you didn't smoke.
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    I neutralize it with bad gas.
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    If the dancer had dragon breath, how come your eyebrows aren't singed?

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