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    I was talking to a friend of mine at the gym about how I was going to start work as a dancer soon and he cracked all the expected jokes about 'ok wanna practise for me?' etc. So I stepped it up and said 'sure but don't think I'll do it for free' (being a smartass, not trying to get cash off him) and he was like 'what the hell? I'm not a dirty old man, I don't give money to strippers!' and I said 'what? that's not cool..' and he said 'yeah my mates and I only get in to cause havoc, I've paid my entry fee, why pay more? But now it's awesome cos you can get me in for free'..

    Yeah. That's right asshole, I'm going to be delighted to try to get you in for free so you can be a cheapass sleaze who causes shit.

    *sigh* some people...

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    and hes still your friend?




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    precisely the reason I like the old custies, they spend money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pookie View Post
    and hes still your friend?
    *sigh* I know...

    He's a cool guy other than that, but his attitude here left me pretty unimpressed (I told him so too..)

    I guess though it's kinda the attitude of a lot of guys my age, which is a shame.

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    You'll deal with enough of these as it is. Why would you get some more in and free no less? LMAO

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    Ew.
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    I hate guys like that. When they brag about "fucking with strippers heads" and "causeing havoc" it's even worse.

    Why is it cool to be a cheapass, I really don't get it.

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    What does he do for a living? Whatever it is, start hassling him to do it for you for free, and if he complains, act condescending and imply that it would be dirty and stupid to pay him.

    I think you should have to be at least 30 to get into a strip club. That wouldn't cut out all the douchebaggery, but it would cut out quite a bit of it. The vast majority of twentysomething guys don't have any money anyway and come in with an attitude like this one.

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    Wow. Talk about privileged! He just expects you to do all this for him 'cause he's... a man?? Eff that. I have a similar problem where all my male friends think I'm going to find them a stripper to sleep with/go to their parties/dance for them for free. Ummmm NO.

    Fuck you, pay me.

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    If he is really a friend, you could try explaining how it works. Let him know you pay to work for a night and depend on tips to make money. A lot of people think dancers make a hefty base wage and don't understand how things are set up.

    Does he not tip waitresses ? Does he think that because he bought food , he doesn't have to tip for service ?

    As a side note, at least you discovered your friends cheap and tacky "quirk" before he came into your club and let everyone know that you led him there !
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    ^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    What does he do for a living? Whatever it is, start hassling him to do it for you for free, and if he complains, act condescending and imply that it would be dirty and stupid to pay him.

    I think you should have to be at least 30 to get into a strip club. That wouldn't cut out all the douchebaggery, but it would cut out quite a bit of it. The vast majority of twentysomething guys don't have any money anyway and come in with an attitude like this one.
    I think this is a wonderful idea. With VERY few exceptions, including an amazingly sweet 25 year old I met in Vegas, most young guys are wastes of time. Maybe they could have their own strip club or something and we could fill it with those dancers that think of work as nothing but a party and hope to meet hot guys to take home (yeah, they exist). Then everyone would be happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTempest View Post
    all my male friends think I'm going to find them a stripper to sleep with/go to their parties/dance for them for free. Ummmm NO.
    LOL same here!! "So [SexKitten], feel free to bring some friends to my party... so [sexkitten], you got any single coworkers lololol"

    They're not too far on the douchey side but still I think it's funny. I only have like 3 stripper friends anyway haha

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    There's a word for those dudes: misogynists.

    They come to get a free show. Those are the ones that make stripping degrading and objectifying. Male privilege bullshit.

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    I'm amazed how often customers will brag about how they got away with something or how they don't spend money. Sure makes me run away fast.

    Probably been twice this week I've heard about guys brag about getting kicked out/ not getting kicked out when they should've been. Yeah, you're totally awesome
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    I don't have a single friend who thinks this way. If I discovered I did, I wouldn't have that friend any more. I'm a hardliner on folks who sexually exploit women for amusement or profit.

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    ^^ no shit. All my friends know damn well how to act in the strip club, or to stay far, far away.

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    You mean you can get him in for free so that he can wreak havoc in your club? Lucky you, he sounds so big and cool.
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    ahahaha, I'm so tempted to print this out and show it to him... I wonder if he knows he's being such a douche..

    It kinda saddened me as well - if he views people who go to strip clubs as 'dirty old men', what does he really think of strippers. *sigh*

    He works at the gym I go to, so unless I go in demanding he give me PT sessions for free (hmm, this could be fun) there's not much I can do.

    And he has the maturity of an 18yo. Seriously. Thank god my boyfriend (who is younger than this guy) has more maturity.

    Sorry, that was quite a disconnected post..

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    If he's a personal trainer then he's even more of an asshole for thinking that way. My husband works at a gym, and the trainers gripe quite often about how people think they should just do their job for free.

    Like, a person in the gym won't want to buy any training but they will follow the trainer around and ask him a million questions about what workouts they should do, how to use each and every machine, what they should be eating, etc.

    Although perhaps his time is simply more valuable because he's a person and we're not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarvelGirl View Post
    If he's a personal trainer then he's even more of an asshole for thinking that way. My husband works at a gym, and the trainers gripe quite often about how people think they should just do their job for free.

    Like, a person in the gym won't want to buy any training but they will follow the trainer around and ask him a million questions about what workouts they should do, how to use each and every machine, what they should be eating, etc.

    Although perhaps his time is simply more valuable because he's a person and we're not.
    Yet the person the OP is speaking about doesn't see the connection. That's sad. I hope a million people bug him for free advice this week!

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