I was talking to a friend of mine at the gym about how I was going to start work as a dancer soon and he cracked all the expected jokes about 'ok wanna practise for me?' etc. So I stepped it up and said 'sure but don't think I'll do it for free' (being a smartass, not trying to get cash off him) and he was like 'what the hell? I'm not a dirty old man, I don't give money to strippers!' and I said 'what? that's not cool..' and he said 'yeah my mates and I only get in to cause havoc, I've paid my entry fee, why pay more? But now it's awesome cos you can get me in for free'..
Yeah. That's right asshole, I'm going to be delighted to try to get you in for free so you can be a cheapass sleaze who causes shit.
*sigh* some people...



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