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    Default ... my asshole hurts. stripping related

    This is kind of awkward but...

    On Friday, I got a brazillian. Done it before. Worked that night, wore a thong, all was well.

    Saturday worked again. Was fine.

    Yesterday when I got undressed and hung out at the club for a while, I was fuckin sore. I'd been wearing a lacy, thicker cut thong but I have worn it many times before without a problem.

    Today it hurts to walk! WTF? Is there anything I can do? Has this happened to anyone else?
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    Default Re: ... my asshole hurts. stripping related

    This happens to me everytime I shave before I work.

    It should be fine by tomarrow.

    I think it's just the friction of the thong. I wish I knew I way to stop it without having pubes because it does hurt like hell.

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    Thanks, my main concern was how soon it would go away because I wanted to try a new club tomorrow! Don't need a burning asshole on top of being nervous.

    LOL I love stripperweb... I can't imagine calling up someone "hey my asshole hurts, what should I do?"
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    Hey, lapdances cost at LEAST 5 chickens. If you be offering them for one chicken, you be lowballin' girl.

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    Default Re: ... my asshole hurts. stripping related

    ahah I know, being able to talk freely about stuff from cervical mucus plugs to irritated butt cracks is awesome, ahah!

    No seriously yesterday I was seriously uncomfortable, as in I noticed it all day but today I didn't even remember till I read this thread, so it should be almost over.

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    Default Re: ... my asshole hurts. stripping related

    Preparation H has soothing cooling gel and wipes that work. I used them when I tore my asshole skiing. Seriously. I ripped my asshole skiing.

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    Default Re: ... my asshole hurts. stripping related

    I get the same problem with a Brazilian. I keep putting on a combo of neosporin and some cortaid and taking off the thong/panties as much as I can during breaks and at home. A soak in the tub helps too.
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    Default Re: ... my asshole hurts. stripping related

    After a brazilian I usually wear my comfy bonds undies for 1 or 2 days before I wear a thong because of this. Anyway, I sympathise. I know the pain and it sucks
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