Today is April 14, and my tax return has to be filed by tomorrow. My accountant's job is to prepare my return and send it to me via Priority Mail, at which point I sign it and drop it in the mailbox for Uncle Sam.
Do I have my return? Oh no I do not.
How am I supposed to sign it and mail it when I haven't received it? Care to answer this question, O Worst Accountant In Los Angeles? Every year I have to go behind you and clean up all your mistakes. This year one of your mistakes cost K a thousand dollars. Thank goodness I will never again be utilizing your services.
I've been trying to call this guy for the last half-hour and I'm getting a busy signal. A BUSY SIGNAL! It's 2008 and this guy doesn't have fucking voicemail? I am the Mother Of All Luddites and *I* have voicemail. For forty minutes now, I've been pushing the same three buttons: Phone On, Redial, Phone Off. Phone On, Redial, Phone Off. Phone On, Redial, Phone Off. Phone On, Redial, Phone Off. Phone On, Redial, Phone Off. Phone On, Redial, Phone Off. Phone On, Redial, Phone Off. Phone On, Redial, Phone Off. Phone On, Redial, Phone Off. Phone On, Redial, Phone Off. Phone On, Redial, Phone Off. Phone On, Redial, Phone Off. Does he not think I have a better way to spend my evening?
How do I tell him that *HE* is going to be paying the late fee when my taxes aren't filed on time, especially since he told me NOT to send in the extension form?
Fuck you, Accountant. Fuck you in the mouth with a cattle prod.


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(I use a credit union for 95% of my banking -- I thought i'd be clever and use a major bank since I'd have faster turnaround. ugh!)



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