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    Default If my vagina was Rambo. . .

    . . . my vibrators would be the North Vietnamese.

    They get mangled, torn, ripped apart, only to lie choking and writhing feebly in their death spasms. The last, terrifying death rattle is a noise that haunts me.

    How the fuck do I burn out motors so fast?

    Dammit. You don't KNOW, man. You weren't THERE.

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    Default Re: If my vagina was Rambo. . .

    John Rambo: "Mission....accomplished".
    (thrusts knife into table)

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    Default Re: If my vagina was Rambo. . .

    For serious! These aren't cheapies, either. Dammit. I'm sooo frustrated right now.

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    Default Re: If my vagina was Rambo. . .

    Bahahahaha!
    I so feel for you. I was just telling someone about the last one I killed.
    The bearings seized. I'm talking loud grinding noises and smoke. hehe



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    Default Re: If my vagina was Rambo. . .

    OMG! I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU MEAN!

    The little wafts of smoke coming out of the seam in the toy! I look down, like, "Holy crap, my twat's on fire! Knew I shouldn't have rented Kinky Backdoor Slutty Nurse Nympho Girl Scout Prostitue Big Assed Latina MILF's 7. It said on the BOX it was too hot to handle!"

    It was a sigh of releif when I realized I didn't have to tell my SO I masturbated so long I caught my va-jay-jay on fire. Then a sigh of sadness when I realized I'd either have to fess up to the third one burning out in two months or drive sneakily to the sex shop and buy an exact replica. Then I sat shaking in horror that the CLERK would know.

    My life is fraught with peril.

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    Default Re: If my vagina was Rambo. . .

    Here's what I thought when I first read the title of this thread...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMAcM9_02qA

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    Default Re: If my vagina was Rambo. . .

    Upgrade to a higher capacity tool... "Hitachi Magic Wand"

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    Default Re: If my vagina was Rambo. . .

    It can't be taped to my chest unobtrusively and you can't hold the control with your hands cuffed above you to a rack/cross. In my very dirty life these are a must.

    I got one for a gift once and it's still in my drawer for that reason. Le sigh. I'd sell it on craigslist but they don't have a used sex toy option. *snorts* Stupid craigslist.

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    Default Re: If my vagina was Rambo. . .

    K and I have thoroughly enjoyed this thread so far. You have a way with words!

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    Default Re: If my vagina was Rambo. . .

    *Giggles* What can I say? Sexual desperation brings out the great Author in me.

    One more girls gone wild commercial without a working vibe and I'll be able to write a poem with creative rhyming and use of the word "turducken".

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    Default Re: If my vagina was Rambo. . .

    Quote Originally Posted by xdamage View Post
    Upgrade to a higher capacity tool... "Hitachi Magic Wand"
    Fuck yeah! It is the shiiiiit.
    "We all must suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The difference is discipline weighs ounces while regret weighs tons. In order to achieve what others don't, you have to do what others won't."


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    Default Re: If my vagina was Rambo. . .

    SOLD!!!!!

    Did I tell you lately that I love you?

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    if my vagina was rambo, it certainly would not be played by sylvester stallone

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherry_sin View Post
    SOLD!!!!!

    Did I tell you lately that I love you?
    Thank me personally some day. ;P

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    Default Re: If my vagina was Rambo. . .

    It's on my list.

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    Default Re: If my vagina was Rambo. . .

    Best. Post. Ever. =)

    The longest-lasting vibe I've ever had is a shoulder massager from Walmart. The kind that plugs into the wall. I've heard pluggy ones are generally more durable than battery ones -- my pluggy one's lasted, er, at least three years of regular use and a few more years of downtime. Just gotta be careful you find one that won't make the wrong kind of earthquakes in yr happy place.
    Quote Originally Posted by red red red View Post
    Like super-fast, frenetic, chipmunklike stylized humping with this look on her face like "Kill! Kill!"
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    i think people like going to parties and clubs and looking like douchebags.

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    Default Re: If my vagina was Rambo. . .

    cherry_sin.

    I have been meaning to tell you for a long time now that I think you are by far one of the most fascinating people on Stripperweb.

    And there are a lot of very fascinating people here.
    "Doc still loved true things, but he knew it was not a general love and it could be a very dangerous mistress." - John Steinbeck, Cannery Row


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    Default Re: If my vagina was Rambo. . .

    I <3 this thread. For serious.

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    Default Re: If my vagina was Rambo. . .

    *Giggles* So glad I could oblige. I ordered that harness and they are overnighting it. In the meantime I'm just humping lots of unsuspecting stationary objects.

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