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    Default My FB can be very silly....

    ....he farted on my head this morning At least he had jeans on.
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    Totally unsexy alert but I farted on my BF's leg naked once when I was asleep...ahah

    Farts are fucking awesome

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    Default Re: My FB can be very silly....

    FB???

    Edit, oops nevermind. Fukbuddy. :p

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    At least it was the back of my head
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    Eww, that would definatley kill my sexy vibe.



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    Default Re: My FB can be very silly....

    I was like, your facebook can be silly? how?

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    My ex set on me and farted once. He seemed to think it was waaaay funnier than I did. As long as they don't expect sex right after I just think of it as one of the dumb little things men do. Of course, I generally just think of men as dumb little things.

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    I like silly.
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    I've never even heard E fart...or smell for that matter.

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    Default Re: My FB can be very silly....

    so this can be a bit of a fart thread:

    my bf and i are serious farters. i mean, i have the woooorst farts (just ask Emily or Susan). Well, I was trying so hard to let my fart out sloooowly, and there was def still more but i like, couldn't seem to let it out slow enough to make it silent.

    this is how well he knows me: without looking at me, and seeing the, omg i still have more left to fart face, he reaches over and, holding my shoulder, shakes me, and shakes the rest of the fart out. LOL!
    it was hysterical.

    Love it!

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    ^^Eww thats so gross. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    so this can be a bit of a fart thread:

    my bf and i are serious farters. i mean, i have the woooorst farts (just ask Emily or Susan). Well, I was trying so hard to let my fart out sloooowly, and there was def still more but i like, couldn't seem to let it out slow enough to make it silent.

    this is how well he knows me: without looking at me, and seeing the, omg i still have more left to fart face, he reaches over and, holding my shoulder, shakes me, and shakes the rest of the fart out. LOL!
    it was hysterical.

    OMG!! Me too! My bf will shake me when he catches me trying to control a fart. It's so gross but funny. My nickname is actually "tooter"!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    so this can be a bit of a fart thread:

    my bf and i are serious farters. i mean, i have the woooorst farts (just ask Emily or Susan). Well, I was trying so hard to let my fart out sloooowly, and there was def still more but i like, couldn't seem to let it out slow enough to make it silent.

    this is how well he knows me: without looking at me, and seeing the, omg i still have more left to fart face, he reaches over and, holding my shoulder, shakes me, and shakes the rest of the fart out. LOL!
    it was hysterical.
    OMFG!! That is hilarious!

    We were actually done with the sex and dressed getting ready to check out of our hotel room. So, no, there was no more sex until today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post

    my bf and i are serious farters.
    ROFL

    my bf and i always try to cupcake eachother. its so gross but funny at the same time.

    oh yeh the rules are: my farts are funny, his are disgusting hehe.
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