....he farted on my head this morningAt least he had jeans on.




....he farted on my head this morningAt least he had jeans on.
(Formerly known as 'Korina')





Totally unsexy alert but I farted on my BF's leg naked once when I was asleep...ahah
Farts are fucking awesome
FB???
Edit, oops nevermind. Fukbuddy. :p




At least it was the back of my head![]()
(Formerly known as 'Korina')





I was like, your facebook can be silly? how?
My ex set on me and farted once. He seemed to think it was waaaay funnier than I did. As long as they don't expect sex right after I just think of it as one of the dumb little things men do. Of course, I generally just think of men as dumb little things.![]()
I've never even heard E fart...or smell for that matter.





so this can be a bit of a fart thread:
my bf and i are serious farters. i mean, i have the woooorst farts (just ask Emily or Susan). Well, I was trying so hard to let my fart out sloooowly, and there was def still more but i like, couldn't seem to let it out slow enough to make it silent.
this is how well he knows me: without looking at me, and seeing the, omg i still have more left to fart face, he reaches over and, holding my shoulder, shakes me, and shakes the rest of the fart out. LOL!
it was hysterical.![]()
Love it!





^^Eww thats so gross.lol
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi










There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.
Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.
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