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    So last night this wealthy looking gentleman with a tab asks that I come join him. He seemed nice, polite, funny, easy to talk to. Had a stack of funny money and ordered even more when I sat down. Turns out all of his drinks and VIP admission were comp'd as he really was the proverbial "friend of the GM".

    He's eager to go to VIP and start spending so off we go. By the second song he's getting handsy and telling me he "knows how these places work" and winds up telling me he expects a handjob. I tell him there are cameras and I'd lose my job. Of course he says that since he's friends with the GM that would never happen. I stand my ground, he keeps pushing. Things are still light and flirty.

    I have to go on stage and return to his table when I get off. He starts telling me we could continue to have a good time on the floor hanging out and he'll buy my drinks or we could go back and have a "great" time and I could get paid. I keep telling him that if he knows our GM he knows what kind of establishment he runs. The guys just keeps at it. Finally I get miffed enough that I start saying, loudly for those around to hear, that "I DON'T GIVE HANDJOBS LIKE YOU'RE REQUESTING." He tells me to quiet down or people will hear and I continue loudly calling him out. He finally stops the nice guy thing and literally flips to Mr. Hyde, saying that I was a liar and speaking in a scary, harsh tone. We had a fairly heated couple of exchanges and somehow he ended up getting a drink spilled on his lap (how that happened I have no idea!). He tried to get me fired and wouldn't shut up about it for the rest of the night.

    He spent some time in VIP with a friend of mine later and requested the same thing. She declined.

    Here's the best part: He holds a leadership position in local politics.

    Did men learn nothing from the Eliot Spitzer? This guy has the nerve to come into a strip club and proposition and verbally abuse the dancers when any of them could ruin his career and marriage with one call to the hungry local paper.

    The mind wobbles.
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    Default Re: I'll make you famous, jackass.

    I Love knowing I have that power. maybe next time he comes in you could use that information to your advantage and maybe let him know...you know....

    but that's just me being manipulative it's whatever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dottie Rebel View Post
    He tried to get me fired and wouldn't shut up about it for the rest of the night.
    Sounds like the GM took your side, or did you get any grief over this?
    "Don't piss off a motivated stripper."


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    Have yet to talk to the GM, though the manager on duty straight up told him, "I believe her over you."

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    Call the paper. Call the paper. Call the paper. Call the paper. Call the paper.

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    If he didn't tell you what he did, he probably thinks dancers are too stupid to know. Seriously, what kind of self-destructive streak would you have to have to behave like that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Call the paper. Call the paper. Call the paper. Call the paper. Call the paper.

    Seriously. Make him famous! But be aware that if he really is friends with the owner/GM (and not just getting some kind of bribe), that you might lose your job for calling the paper.

    Unless you're able to keep details general enough or swear the reporter to total secrecy (which is his/her ethical requirement).

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    That sucks. We have a few guys in particular they say they know the owners. I'm always like "Sooo. I know him too!" Like what do they expect? We should drop on our knees or something? Usually they are always the cheapest and act like they are some sort of royalty or in your case expect extras! Good for you DR shouting him out like that!

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    What a douche. Call the papers!!
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    Maria Callas said it best: "When my critics stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping."

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    Aw, I totally want you to make his name mud. But as a former newspaper reporter, there's probably not a story here that an editor will pick up. For one thing, "Local politician mean to strippers" isn't enough of an angle, probably. For another, it's your word against his that he solicited you for prostitution and, well, you're a stripper. I hate to say it, but unless you have something like an illegal act caught on camera with a tape that you have access to, or you happen to have his credit card receipts from the club and they have his name on them, AND he wrote "please have sex with me for $50" at the bottom, there's nothing there. I'm just telling you what most editors would say if approached with this story.

    But, if does come in again, have no fear threatening him with exposure. You could always make a website -- johnsmithmeantostrippers.com or something. BUT if you got any attention, he might hit you with a cease or desist order or a libel charge. To beat a libel charge, you'd have to be able to prove that he did what you say he did. Again, you'd need video or audio recording of something illegal, or a photo, or something serious. Libel is an expensive rap.

    I mean he's an idiot and deserves to be made a fool of, I just think you'll have to take it basically into your own hands if you want to do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dottie Rebel View Post
    Here's the best part: He holds a leadership position in local politics.
    I'm pretty sure I know who you are talking about. Are his initials S. B.?

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    LOL. This reminds me of a thread that was here about a year ago about guys who should be outright avoided. Men who claim to "know the manager" were on the top of that list.

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    Everyone likes to claim they know the owners at my club, that they're best friends. The owners own half the night spots in my town, so they're minor celebrities around here, and they're good at PR, so everyone thinks they're their BFFs. haha.

    If they only knew what the owners say about them...

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    Well, I've never ever seen anyone get anything for free out of my club. They're as tight as a sweet virgin ass. And I know that our club is all in bed with the GOP (yep, he's a republican!) so I don't doubt the dickhead is friends with the manager. Hence my saying that he actually was the proverbial friend of the manager.

    No, Andy, it's not him.

    Grace, I'm a former reporter, too. With a lot of old friends Like I said, the local newsmedia is very hungry for junk food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoxoGracexoxo View Post
    Aw, I totally want you to make his name mud. But as a former newspaper reporter, there's probably not a story here that an editor will pick up. For one thing, "Local politician mean to strippers" isn't enough of an angle, probably. For another, it's your word against his that he solicited you for prostitution and, well, you're a stripper. I hate to say it, but unless you have something like an illegal act caught on camera with a tape that you have access to, or you happen to have his credit card receipts from the club and they have his name on them, there's nothing there. I'm just telling you what most editors would say if approached with this story.
    Sorry to threadjack, but I just want to say, I too am a former newspaper reporter!
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    ^Pssssttttt, your stripper is showing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dottie Rebel View Post
    Grace, I'm a former reporter, too. With a lot of old friends Like I said, the local newsmedia is very hungry for junk food.
    Quote Originally Posted by BrodieLux View Post
    Sorry to threadjack, but I just want to say, I too am a former newspaper reporter!
    Well, holy gee. I guess we all found out there's no money in journalism, huh? Now we can start our own thread to debate the virtues of the inverted pyramind lede.

    OK, Dottie, if you think you can swing it, I am totally in support. Get him, girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dottie Rebel View Post
    Have yet to talk to the GM, though the manager on duty straight up told him, "I believe her over you."
    I know this isn't the point, but did you still get paid?
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    ^ she better!

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    Quote Originally Posted by la429 View Post
    That sucks. We have a few guys in particular they say they know the owners. I'm always like "Sooo. I know him too!" Like what do they expect? We should drop on our knees or something? Usually they are always the cheapest and act like they are some sort of royalty or in your case expect extras! Good for you DR shouting him out like that!
    That made me giggle just because I never would have thought to say that! Duh... lol

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    Well, I'm just grateful that management stood up for you (and the other stripper!)

    I'm torn about calling the paper. I think that the public media sensationalizes sexual conduct waaaay too much. But, on the other hand, this would be a great story to share that not all strippers are prostitutes.
    Which is probably why the news feeds won't pick it up. Too anti-establishment, too radical.

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    Just curious: Was this politician a Republican or other social conservative?

    I ask because I've noticed a trend of major hypocrisy among social conservatives when it comes to sexuality. While I agree with Danielle's statement that sexuality is overly sensationalized in our (schizophrenic) media, turn-about is always fair play in politics: if he's a public Puritan siding with anti-woman, sex-negative groups, he REALLY needs to be outed to the media.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post
    I know this isn't the point, but did you still get paid?
    Fuck yeah, I did.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah Andi View Post
    Just curious: Was this politician a Republican or other social conservative?
    YEP. And I agree with everything you said.

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    UPDATE!

    My GM was in last night. He came up to me and very somberly asked me to explain what happened when his friend was in on Monday. I told him the story. He said, "That's exactly what I thought. I just wanted to tell you personally how sorry I am that this happened. It WILL be addressed and it will not happen again." I said, "Y'know, honestly, it's not even worth it." He said, "NO! Trust me, it's worth it to me." He was pissed as hell that this dude came into his club, drank over $200 worth of his liquor and treated the girls like shit. I mentioned Eliot Spitzer and the GM laughed. He said, "To think, his wife is the (even more important political title)."

    Ah, love it. My club ain't so bad sometimes.

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    It's great that the GM stuck up for you. I'm happy for ya.
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    ^What Sophia said.
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    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    Kudos to you and the GM for standing up to this asshat! If it were me, that would be enough for me to drop it, I wouldn't waste the energy or possible karma associated with "outing" him. Let the universe handle that.

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