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    It's a coupon/direct mailing thing they send out to us. I found this one hilarious:

    Main headline: "Everyone could use an extra burial space!"
    Subcaption: "Buy two burial plots and get the third for $10."
    Fine print at the bottom of the page: "We are sorry if this came at a bad time. We had no way of knowing."

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    ahha!

    The deal alone made me laugh, the last line is even better.

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    That's great.
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    Kind of weird, I'm looking for a plot space for my family at the moment (my Grandmum is worried about what will happen when she does pass on, so I said I'd look into it). Anyways, I wish it was that cheap!
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