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    So...I fancy myself somewhat of a commedienne. (yes, I know this is a joke lol)

    Anyways, my whole thing is just pretty much hating on people nonstop- like you see on Chelsea Lately and stuff. I have a blog where I want to start doing my thing...but I need material!

    So I'm asking you- What are some things that PISS you off? People, objects, TV shows, whatever.

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    i hate everything! but, part of being a comedian is coming up with your own stuff, right? don't you have enough things you hate about people to write down? i know i do. i hate people, their parents, their children, their views, their beliefs, their hygiene, everything. fuck people.

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    Taking a shower and when starting to dry off feeling the need to take a dump.

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    Snotty ass teenage cashiers at fast-food places and shit. They give such an attitude, like you bothering them big time by making them do their job. Ugh. I actually tip nice cashiers because they are so rare lol I'm just so grateful for when they're actually nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by High_Heel_Lover View Post
    Taking a shower and when starting to dry off feeling the need to take a dump.
    OMFG. That happens to me so often. I get so pissed. I complained about it to my husband not too long ago. He hates when I talk about my bowel movements...yet soon after he tells me not to talk to him about it he'll talk to me about his! WTF. Because girls shit roses, right?

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    I was just searching for a thread like this last night!!!!

    Arrrgghhh, what really grinds my gears (Family Guy) is that phucking pad ad on t.v. with Regina King's voice.

    Basically little "Nia" in Africa can now go to school thanks to the donations or contributions (wtf-ever) of the company.

    WTF!!!! Like Black African girls are just sitting around bleeding on themselves, and can't go to school until some great American company (probably White male-owned) rescues them from having blood-clots running down their thighs and sticking to their little impoverished legs!

    pisses me the phuck off. As if! Hello women have been bleeding since the dawn of days, and they didn't have tampons and pads back then anyphuckin'way!!

    Have a happy period my ass!

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    Child molesters. Not joke material, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda View Post
    I was just searching for a thread like this last night!!!!

    Arrrgghhh, what really grinds my gears (Family Guy) is that phucking Tampax ad on t.v. with Regina King's voice.

    Basically little "Nia" in Africa can now go to school thanks to the donations or contributions (wtf-ever) of the company.

    WTF!!!! Like Black African girls are just sitting around bleeding on themselves, and can't go to school until some great American company (probably White male-owned) rescues them from having blood-clots running down their thighs and sticking to their little impoverished legs!

    pisses me the phuck off. As if! Hello women have been bleeding since the dawn of days, and they didn't have Tampons and pads back then anyphuckin'way!!

    Have a happy period my ass!
    Um, I think they mean donations of MONEY, not tampons?...

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    Self check out at the grocery store! Hah, thought that would make grocery shopping more convienent...NOT!!!!

    Kids zooming around in those god damn heelys shoes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zxcire View Post
    Um, I think they mean donations of MONEY, not tampons?...
    The commercial really makes it sound like they donate tampons so girls can go to class. And it bothers the hell out me, too. If they're donating books or something, good, but I think African girls can deal with a lack of Tampax.

    ETA: I just watched that commercial again. Blech. They're totally saying that. Who here (female!) has never been surprised by a period & used a wash cloth or paper towel or something? If they were supplying Midol or something, that might be a little more supportable.
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    OMG! ROFL

    Thank you Jayda! I remember the first time I saw that commercial, I was sitting there with my mouth wide open going WTF?! I even asked my husband,
    "Honey, would I be racist if I said that women in Africa were to stupid to shove a rag in their pants so that they could go to school without bleeding all over themselves?"

    His response, (from the kitchen, not watching TV) "Yeah, that's racist, why the hell would you say something like that?"

    Oh, it wasn't me... it was just tampax, on the television... being humanitarians...

    I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who was pissed off by that commercial. And zxcire, they did literally say that Nia couldn't go to school because she was bleeding, but now she can! Thanks to tampax!

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    Wiggers. Nuff said.
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    The "tat stare"
    For those of you who aren't framiliar, it's when you have tattoos and you will be in the grocery store or something, and the snotty soccer mom will look you up and down, scowl, and wrinkle her nose.
    One time a lady in front of me in line at the grocery store forgot her membership number, and the cashier asked me if she could use mine. Of course I said yes, and I saved that bitch like 30 bucks and do you think I even got a "thank you"?? I was sitting there waiting for some kind of response and all I got was the "tat stare" and she walked away.
    It was so bad even the cashier and guy behind me noticed. They both were like "oh wow, that was so rude!"
    If I looked like a barbie doll and had keys to a Mercedes in my hand, I am sure she would have said thank you or offered to bake me cookies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zxcire View Post
    Um, I think they mean donations of MONEY, not tampons?...
    Did you watch the commercial? It says she missed school b/c of her period.

    She's sitting there watching the boys go off to school.

    It doesn't matter if they send pads or money for pads. Same message.
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    I love it!

    And the reason I'm asking is b/c.... the material I come up with, that pisses me off, well I may personally think its funny, but what happens when I'm the only one? I want ideas of things that can relate to everyone.

    Like I could come up with a lot of shit about my roommate...but there are only so many times you want to hear about a stink, sketchy russian jew that bathes in vinegar b/c he thinks it keeps his skin pH more normal than soap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda View Post
    Did you watch the commercial? It says she missed school b/c of her period.

    She's sitting there watching the boys go off to school.

    It doesn't matter if they send pads or money for pads. Same message.
    Oh, wow. That is offensive.

    Sorry, I thought it made more sense to donate money. Why do I still think people would do things that make sense?....yet another thing I hate....fake philanthropy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zxcire View Post
    Um, I think they mean donations of MONEY, not tampons?...
    Speaking of which, non stop commercials asking use for money! ALL the time!

    There is a problem- I need your money

    Someones hurt- I need your money

    You`re gonna die of some serious illness - to stop it, give me your money

    Someone else is gonna die of an illness.............-so give me your money

    How about, you got a cause you wanna fix, you spend your fucking money?

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    A stripper laughs at your wage

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    Liars.

    And oh.. People who feel the need to act like someone else, in a very "Single White Female" way. I've been dealing with it for a few years now and it gets increasingly worse by the day. I can vent about it here, because this twat is a member of MySpace and CafeMom, and reads every freaking thing I type (and of course, copies it pretty much). Grrr. Could Dan's brother NOT find a normal chick to spawn with and shack up with? Seriously.

    Dan said that she'd need to lose about 150 LBs to be like me, but damn. If she dyes her hair red anytime soon, We're leaving the country.

    Whew. Thanks.. I feel better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jezzebelle View Post
    Speaking of which, non stop commercials asking use for money! ALL the time!

    There is a problem- I need your money

    Someones hurt- I need your money

    You`re gonna die of some serious illness - to stop it, give me your money

    Someone else is gonna die of an illness.............-so give me your money

    How about, you got a cause you wanna fix, you spend your fucking money?

    (Feel free to use that)
    HAHA yeah, how about you spend YOUR money on YOUR cause instead of on making a commercial to ask me for MY money for your cause?

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    ^^^exactly!!!

    Another thing that boils my blood is when tele-evangelists ask for money so they can pray for folks!! WTH? since when does prayer cost money?? Further, what makes your prayer better than my own????

    Don't get me wrong, I am a Christian, but it pisses me the heck off! Especially at 4am when hardly nothing else is on.

    It also boils my blood when I'm walking down the corridor of a nice hotel, and some twat-waffle tells me thay left their key in the desk, or they ask me when I'm going to get to their room! WTF!!!???? No offense to housekeepers, but that's not my job bitch!!!

    I'm not gonna turn this into one of those threads, but I'm just saying

    thinking of other stuff now .......
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    The dumb motherfucking high school kids who have scoped out my favorite Mexican joint as their "hangout", and that I have to sit there listening to them play their stupid shitty pop songs as loud as they can on their stupid shitty phones that their parents bought them.

    You're not a DJ, this is not a club, and your music a) isn't cool and b) can be heard 3x an hour on almost every radio station anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda View Post
    ^^^exactly!!!

    Another thing that boils my blood is when tele-evangelists ask for money so they can pray for folks!! WTH? since when does prayer cost money?? Further, what makes your prayer better than my own????

    Don't get me wrong, I am a Christian, but it pisses me the heck off! Especially at 4am when hardly nothing else is on.
    Hahaha. There was a table set up in our student center by one of the religious student groups with a sign that said "Free Prayer". With a bake sale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerousdiva View Post
    Kids zooming around in those god damn heelys shoes!
    I'm a size 3 kids... I would get a pair myself but I'd probably have too much fun with them.

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    People who seem completely unable to do their job. Like waitresses who don't have a fucking clue how to serve or customer service peoplewho know nothing about customer service.
    DO YOUR JOB! THIS IS YOUR JOB, DO IT!
    I'm working with a web designer at the moment and even when I tell him very specifically what I want, he still fucks it up. I may kill him soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerousdiva View Post
    Self check out at the grocery store! Hah, thought that would make grocery shopping more convienent...NOT!!!!
    I agree. I get stressed and confused when I see self-check-outs.

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