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    So I'm giving dances to this guy last night and he starts telling me all the nasty things he'd like to do to me. Fine. Whatever. I play along. Then he asks me to tell him all the dirty things *I'd* like to do. Also fine. I used to be a PSO. I'm great at dirty talk. We do this for several songs, then we're done.

    He asks me if I want to leave the club and come home with him.

    I say no, I don't want to. Thanks.

    He gets this totally hurt and sad look on his face -- really, it's priceless -- and says, "But you said you WANTED TO FUCK ME!"

    Dude, could you be anymore clueless about the nature of this interaction? Anyway, it just struck me as really funny and you're the only people who will understand why.

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    LOL
    I wish I knew how to talk dirty..I need to take lessons. It's soo quiet in my dances. I feel awkward talking like that. It seems, at least in my club, that people would take it too seriously like that guy did.

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    Ahahaha that's hilarious. We should have a PL hall of fame for stuff like that!

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    They all still cling on to that little glimmer of hope that the bullshit we feed them is real.

    I have had this problem before, a little too much, so when asked to dirty talk now I just simply don't do it. I always backfired on me, just like it did you.

    Sometimes it doesn't even have to be dirty talk, though, that's what's sad...and frustrating. Even the smallest little nice comments have turned into a big production.

    "I like your tie"
    "Really? So that means you are coming back to my hotel right?"

    WTF? I said I liked your fucking tie

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    lolzer, what a moron
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    grace teach me how to talk dirty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samba View Post
    Ahahaha that's hilarious. We should have a PL hall of fame for stuff like that!
    i had a guy that liked to talk dirty. he liked to talk about how he liked to fuck guys. he told my friend she would be perfect if she had a dick.

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    Heh heh. Awh, how sad for him.
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Bwa ha ha ha, sad and funny all at the same time. Wait, no. It's all funny.


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    On the subject- When I've had guys try to get me to talk dirty to them, I never do...and it's mainly because I feel the dance itself is worth what they're paying me. I feel I should be paid extra if they're going to get dirty talk from me.

    Does anyone else feel this way? How do you broach the subject without saying something as cold and mood-killing as "you have to pay me extra for that?"

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    ^^^
    Just ask to be tipped, politely of course.
    "Would you mind passing me a little tip?"
    And then just get right into it if you can!

    I have a sort of deep, gravely voice and it really shocks me when guys tell me how turned on they are by it. I'm pretty good at talking dirty, too but I guess I always forget to.
    I loved your the OP's story! I actually get really flattered if a guy looks like that after our dance. He just got so lost in the fantasy and he needs time to clear his head. I see it as a job well done.
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    Ever feel kinda sorry for those guys when the fantasy breaks?

    I have a custie who refers to himself over and over again as "Daddy" while I dance for him. I don't have to say a damn word, but he likes to say "That's right, you know what Daddy likes" and shit like that. I stifle the laughter only because he tends to buy around 10 songs at a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    i had a guy that liked to talk dirty. he liked to talk about how he liked to fuck guys. he told my friend she would be perfect if she had a dick.
    That's fucking weird. I wonder if he was just trying to mess with her.
    After I had taken his money, I would tell him he'd be perfect if he had a dick.

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    I can't talk dirty, even IRL. I just giggle and/or feel awkward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samba View Post
    That's fucking weird. I wonder if he was just trying to mess with her.
    After I had taken his money, I would tell him he'd be perfect if he had a dick.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Victoryx0x0 View Post
    grace teach me how to talk dirty
    It's easy. If you can pronounce "cock", "pussy", and "cum so hard", you are golden. Guys who like dirty talk aren't generally looking for an elaborate gem of erotic literature...they just wanna hear you say they words. Maybe because it IS so hard for a lot of women to do, I think it has sort of a novelty or taboo effect for guys.

    I don't charge extra for it, but I do find it's worth my while because the guys who are into it will buy many, many dances. You can keep them exicted and interested longer. It's just another trick up your sleeve is all. A lot of guys who like dirty talk seem to want less contact, too.

    And this is the ONLY time I've ever had a guy take me so literally. Although if you want to avoid being misunderstood, you can stick with third-person, more general statements --i.e. "Ooo I'm horny, wish I were fucking right now" as opposed to "I wish I were fucking YOU right now."

    But most guys get that it's just a little extra service, a cool part of the dance. Which is what made it so priceless when this guy got all confused. I did give him my e-mail address and by the time I got home I had two e-mails inviting me to come over and "get fucked."

    Dude, stop embarrassing yourself. You're hurting my brain.

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    So true, some of my best VIPs are custys who just want dirty talk. I don't have to lay a finger on them, just get naked and talk nasty. God bless those guys.

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    I would have bust out laughing if the OP's post had happened to me. How pathetic.

    I don't talk dirty. I'll answer their question's all flirty but I don't get raunchy, that's just awkward/ draining for me.

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    And there's the possibility that you could get charged for something if you say just the wrong thing to or within ear-shot of just the wrong person.

    :-(

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    ^You're right Sarah. There's a fine line between dirty talk and being accused of soliciting. My managers would probably bust a blood vessel if they heard us talking dirty.

    But at the same time I've had some great VIPs go down the the DT. I just tell them how I'm bi and LOOOOVE threesomes (first part is true, second part - not so much) and how it'd be awesome to do one with the customer.

    I find the OP's comments so hilarious because he ASKED her to talk dirty and she did, fulfilling his request and he was surprised that it was a lie. Please sweetie, I'll tell you that you look like George Clooney if the denomination is hight enough.

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    The guy that talked about fucking guys would have been perfect for me.
    You probably don't want to know why, but I'm best at that kind of dirty talk.
    *hehe*

    I like the "will you be passing me a tip" line, seems coy while stating what you're their for






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    ROFLMMFAO. I needed that. Thanks.

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