So I'm giving dances to this guy last night and he starts telling me all the nasty things he'd like to do to me. Fine. Whatever. I play along. Then he asks me to tell him all the dirty things *I'd* like to do. Also fine. I used to be a PSO. I'm great at dirty talk. We do this for several songs, then we're done.
He asks me if I want to leave the club and come home with him.
I say no, I don't want to. Thanks.
He gets this totally hurt and sad look on his face -- really, it's priceless -- and says, "But you said you WANTED TO FUCK ME!"
Dude, could you be anymore clueless about the nature of this interaction? Anyway, it just struck me as really funny and you're the only people who will understand why.



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