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    I had it. That moment when you realize, "That's it, I'm getting old." And its not funny anymore, not like when the kid working at Ralph's calls you ma'am and you look at him like "I'm 22 bitch, not your grandma."
    I was going to the grocery store with my boyfriend when we spotted some guys throwing golf balls onto the freeway. I called the local police and told them what we had just seen. They asked me about how old they were and because I hadnt been wearing my glasses and couldnt get a good look, I had to ask my boyfriend. I spoke into the phone "They were kids, about 17."
    So there you have it. I wasnt wearing my glasses and couldnt see very well, and when my boyfriend told me how old they were, I called them kids. It was subtle, but it was enough. ::sigh:: holy crap. All my friends are married or getting married and having kids, and I'm nearly there with them. Thats it, I'm getting old.
    I've fought all my life to be as mature and responsible as possible, and now that its being forced upon as an emerging professional, I just want to put on a mini skirt and go clubbing, or play video games and watch South Park all day; anything to keep the age train from going so fast.

    Have you had that moment yet? What happened?
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    When I realized that I thought the dads on The OC were hotter than the teen heartthrobs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward View Post
    When I realized that I thought the dads on The OC were hotter than the teen heartthrobs.
    LMAO, Susan, you liked Sandy Cohen's eyebrows?

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    Music is my downfall...
    I don't know half of my little sister's favorite bands and have no desire to find out. Nobody her age has ever heard of the bands I was listening to in high-school. Am I the only one here who thinks Soul Coughing was fucking awesome?!
    So sad...
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    Hahaha

    When I realized some of the best albums came out in 1989...and that was almost 20 years ago.

    Also when I said 'I don't understand these kids'. Out loud.

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    Grey chest hair. 'Nuff said.

    OH OH OH. The OLDIES station in town played Springsteen's "Dancing In The Dark" the other day. I actually yelled at the radio. I know, I know...'84, I think. Still, I was 12...SHUT UP.

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    ^almost as old as Top Gun

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerousdiva View Post
    LMAO, Susan, you liked Sandy Cohen's eyebrows?
    Yes, yes I did.

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    Your choices are to grow old, like we all do, or ... alternatively you could become a Hippie.

    Hippie's never really grow older. They just grow more smelly.

    It's a tough choice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vivianbear View Post
    Music is my downfall...
    I don't know half of my little sister's favorite bands and have no desire to find out. Nobody her age has ever heard of the bands I was listening to in high-school. Am I the only one here who thinks Soul Coughing was fucking awesome?!
    So sad...
    Who the F is Hannah Montana??? She's all over my yahoo homepage; I just dont get it.

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    I think I realized I was old a while ago, when I had to ask my 13-year-old Niece what the hell "Emo" was.

    I also think the majority of music played these days is crap.

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    I sneezed and shit my pants at the same time lmao!

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    The kids (haha) in class next to stare at me in awe and say, "OMG, so you can like legally drink?!"

    Umm... yeah.



    Because there ain't no tits on the radio

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    My moment came when a grown woman (a stripper) stared me blankly in the face and said, "Who the fuck is Billy Idol?" Yup. Never heard of him.

    I don't recognize anything on the radio so I listen to Dr. Laura and Michael Medved.

    I'd rather go to bed early on a Saturday night so I can spend Sunday gardening and cross-stitching.

    I'm an old lady. I'm fine with that though.

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    I knew I was getting old when I went to see "Pirates" and was drooling over Johnny Depp and some cute little girls in the back were SCREAMING over some Orlando guy. HUH! Kids! They have no appreciation for true hotness!
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    Well, I am only 23, but an old soul... I realize how old I am every day. For example, I bought a pair of moccasins yesterday.
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    You are only as old as you feel. I'm young, baby!

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    When I'm in a bar and I look around and it looks like high school kids are drinking.
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    I feel REALLY old when I have to pump breast milk in the DR at work and all these 18 - 21 year olds are going "OMG I am SO not having kids!".



    I also think radio music is crap nowadays. I can't really name any popular bands.

    I don't go to bars anymore unless a band from the late 90s is touring again or something. Gaahhh it took all my willpower to admit that one.

    I don't see any grey hairs though because I just can't stop dying it. I am not at all ready to face that music.

    And I think kids these days are rude and selfish. And by 'kids' I mean teenagers.

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    When the Dr. said "Oh, it's just perimenopause. You're fine!"

    Good news, though! Appearently the older you get, the happier you get! Link


    Unless you are a baby boomer. They appear to be a generally dissatisfied group on the whole.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist View Post
    I knew I was getting old when I went to see "Pirates" and was drooling over Johnny Depp and some cute little girls in the back were SCREAMING over some Orlando guy. HUH! Kids! They have no appreciation for true hotness!

    Ha! I'd actually wouldn't mind taking both at the same time ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward View Post
    When I realized that I thought the dads on The OC were hotter than the teen heartthrobs.
    I've personally always found the dads hotter than the sons on tv shows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vivianbear View Post
    Am I the only one here who thinks Soul Coughing was fucking awesome?!
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    I'm not old..... Just OLDER


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    I think it's not so much being older as the younger generation being VASTLY different. I work at Victoria's Secret in a mall. Most of my co-workers run in the 19-24 range (I'm 20), and on a Friday night you will definately hear us with the "What the hell is wrong with kids these days?" line going.

    I think that kids are much more selfish and irresponsible now than they were even 2 years ago when I graduated high school. I see young teenagers (13-15) do things that would have never crossed my mind when I was that age. Heck, at 13 I was still playing with my Barbies, not taking boys into the VS and trying on lingerie for them.

    As for music, totally agree. I'll stick with the 80's and 90's.

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