Meet the Ass Matrix: http://www.assmatrix.com/
This site brings me pure joy.... the joy of knowing someone spent multiple hours classifying ass (assifying?).
It's a hilarious read...





Meet the Ass Matrix: http://www.assmatrix.com/
This site brings me pure joy.... the joy of knowing someone spent multiple hours classifying ass (assifying?).
It's a hilarious read...





OMG! Hilarious.
I didn't look around too much- but the section titled What's THICK?..... Perfection! This guy knows what a thick woman is. I wish there was a class to teach most of the world's population what a thick woman is. Amen.
Women of color:
Shake your ass and preserve your heritage.
Bang those fucking drums.
Do it for the present and future generations.
Have fun and stick it to the man at the same time. (bad-dominicana)





i just spent 30 minutes on there. i suck severely large balls right now.
... and i wish my ass were genetically better.![]()
Love it! I was fearing I had reached the ends of the internet but that is awesome and worth passing on. I like the distinction it makes between "thick" and just plain fat.
I have a flat "ass smile" and I'm totally envious of big bootays. I'm so temted to order that shirt off of Tshirt Hell that says "who needs big tits when you have an ass like this" but my rear feels totally inferior now and needs some work lol.
I like my teardrop ass, and it gets a lot of compliments. Damn I wish I had the commitment to work out and get it up higher and make it do tricks though!![]()





Booo... my ass is only cute when I'm small. freakin genetics. hehe and i wish it did tricks too. i iz envious. assjelousy.
I can't figure out which type of ass I have? Which of you more "anal-ytical" ladies can help me out with some feedback?![]()
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
Just another way to tell us we're not worthy...fuck that site.





I wouldn't take it so seriously. The site design is funny enough, the qualification system they engineered as to what is considered a good vs. bad ass is pretty damn hilarious, then the random ghetto-fabulous exclamations they throw in puts this website over the top into my realm of hilarity.![]()
LOL, did you find this on PSJ?





Oh, my god:
and finally, due to MOTHER FUCKERS LIKE YOU... they continue to get fatter and fatter until an abundance of this shit pops up and LANE BRYANTS open all over the fucking world, and Monique the fat black comedian manface makes 'sexy' lingerie for these chicks who keep growing in size... ALL BECAUSE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS who keep buying them clothes thinking that they're still THICK.. and you now this you're to blame for this bitch coming to bed wearing this shit, trying to play like she's THICK because YOU told her she was!!!
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Thank you for sharing this.





Ahhhh ass matrix. Yah my hubby and I used to spend waaaay too much time on that site.
I dont take it too seriously though... its just for shits and giggles





Damn, I fail miserably on this site. Good thing I don't give a sh*t!![]()

Wow, this guy is obsessed..lol. I love the pic of the Zebra looking like he is gonna take a bite outta the other Zebra's ass!





I want a better "happy gap". Hot....
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