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    I just felt like ranting, why is it that so many guys feel they need to know how old you are and other too personal questions.These are questions I would never tell anyone OTC, because its none of their business and it has no signifigance to me on anything for me personally, some of these guys in the club act like thier entitled to know these details . I used to play along with it and tell them what they wanted to hear, but now its just on the verge of annoying and offensive so I walk away from this guys once the first personal question hits.

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    Those are some common questions when they're trying to find out more about you. You could always make up stuff and stick with that story each time, like I do. Don't walk away from everybody just yet unless you are sure they just want to waste your time and not spend.

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    Yha just put the answers on auto-pilet in your head. You won't notice it as much. Other than that just direct the convo yourself.

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    Default Re: How old r u...where do u live etc, etc,??

    those questions don't seem that "personal" to me. those are just general conversation starting type questions. also, the age thing... a lot of guys have a preference when it comes to age. i don't mind telling them mine because i find that older guys with more money are put off by me at first because they think i'm "too young". i was told that quite often before (i look younger than i am). so now i find a way to tell them my age up front, and it works better that way.

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    Yeah it happens all the time! If I want to tell them, in a super cute way, that they're getting too personal I'll giggle and say "what next, you want my social security number??" and they usually get the point. But I definitely have some fake or reasonably believable information ready to throw out there. If after a few more questions, they aren't all hot and ready to go dance, I get lost.

    Sometimes questioners are worth it, sometimes they aren't. It's hard to tell.

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    Make stuff up. It is fun to look at the expression on the customer's face when you tell him that you are actually 20 years older or younger than you really are.

    To the where do you live? question, I used to give the address of the Mall. And then say something like, you should stop by sometime. I almost always have people over and the more the merrier!

    Smart-ass answers are so much more fun than standard answers. The really cool thing is you know what the customers are going to ask, so you can plan ahead some witty "off the cuff" answers.

    Some standard questions:
    Q. Do you have a boyfriend?
    A. Yes. Several.

    Q. How much to take you home?
    A. I think the cab ride is $30.

    Q. How old are you?
    A. 13. But don't tell anyone.

    Q. Where do you live?
    A. Planet earth, but I was thinking of moving away.

    Q. How much money do you make?
    A. Not nearly enough. Care to contribute?

    Q. How long have you been dancing?
    A. I haven't started yet. But I'd be happy to charge you for dances, just the same.

    Q. Do you have any kids?
    A. I'm not sure. I've lived a pretty wild life after all.

    Q. Do you know where I can buy some drugs?
    A. Walgreens.

    Q. If you were my girlfriend, I'd never let you strip.
    A. It's your lucky day! I'm not your girlfriend. Are you ready for a dance?

    Q. Would you like to go out with me sometime?
    A. I can't. Silly house arrest ankle bracelet thingy!

    Q. How much for sex?
    A. I don't charge for sex. But the lap dance is $20.

    Q. What is your tattoo of?
    A. It's my phone number. Call me sometime.

    Q. Would you like to go out to dinner?
    A. I'd love to! I charge $200 an hour for dinner companion work. Oh, and you pick up the tab as well. What day works best for you?


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Do you have a boyfriend? (Will you go out with me)
    Are you in school? (where, so I can stalk you)
    What else do you do? (stripping isn't a -real- job)
    How long have you been dancing? (if you're new I'll take advantage of you)

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    I feel you on this!!! What frustrates me most is when I give them the name of my town and they pry for more info, like, "What part of town??" I feel like asking if they want my freaking address!

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    I make up different answers depending on the guys, because #1 it's absolutely none of their business to know #2, If it is so important for them to knowto determine if they get a dance, then I have a right to exagerrate or downgrade my age, to get what I want for them wasting my time talking to them. #3., The stripclub world is a world of fantasy, and alot that happens is NOT REAL! like me dancing for a guy and assuring him I really like him, when I just want his money, so they should feel stupid asking anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    Make stuff up. It is fun to look at the expression on the customer's face when you tell him that you are actually 20 years older or younger than you really are.

    To the where do you live? question, I used to give the address of the Mall. And then say something like, you should stop by sometime. I almost always have people over and the more the merrier!

    Smart-ass answers are so much more fun than standard answers. The really cool thing is you know what the customers are going to ask, so you can plan ahead some witty "off the cuff" answers.

    Some standard questions:
    Q. Do you have a boyfriend?
    A. Yes. Several.

    Q. How much to take you home?
    A. I think the cab ride is $30.

    Q. How old are you?
    A. 13. But don't tell anyone.

    Q. Where do you live?
    A. Planet earth, but I was thinking of moving away.

    Q. How much money do you make?
    A. Not nearly enough. Care to contribute?

    Q. How long have you been dancing?
    A. I haven't started yet. But I'd be happy to charge you for dances, just the same.

    Q. Do you have any kids?
    A. I'm not sure. I've lived a pretty wild life after all.

    Q. Do you know where I can buy some drugs?
    A. Walgreens.

    Q. If you were my girlfriend, I'd never let you strip.
    A. It's your lucky day! I'm not your girlfriend. Are you ready for a dance?

    Q. Would you like to go out with me sometime?
    A. I can't. Silly house arrest ankle bracelet thingy!

    Q. How much for sex?
    A. I don't charge for sex. But the lap dance is $20.

    Q. What is your tattoo of?
    A. It's my phone number. Call me sometime.

    Q. Would you like to go out to dinner?
    A. I'd love to! I charge $200 an hour for dinner companion work. Oh, and you pick up the tab as well. What day works best for you?
    I love this! (I'm stealing a couple!)






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    Quote Originally Posted by BohemianSiren View Post
    I don't make up answers too often. I really don't like lying. Generally, if they ask something that I consider too personal, I'll just tell them that it's none of their business.
    It's not lying, it's acting. We are entertainers after all.


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    Default Re: How old r u...where do u live etc, etc,??

    I think those questions are ice breakers for most guys. Those are normal questions you would ask someone when you just met. I get more alarmed when they start asking shit like:
    What time do you work till?
    Where are you going after work?
    Do you want to fuck me?
    When I do my couch dances I always talk a little bit and ask those general questions. Only ONCE in awhile will a guy ask me to stop talking and that happens maybe once every 6 months. I think it actually makes the guys more comfortable. It's more engaging.
    You have another "persona" at work so you should have all that information to match too. That will make it easier for you so you don't feel like they are prying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post

    To the where do you live? question, I used to give the address of the Mall. And then say something like, you should stop by sometime. I almost always have people over and the more the merrier!
    ahahaha. I agree, smart-ass ridiculous answers are the way to go. Say it with a cute mischevious grin (or a completely deadpan expression ) and you can pull off anything.

    My boyfriend gave me the best idea when I was bitching about custies asking where I live: "give them the address of the baseball stadium, like they did to the cops in Blues Brothers." So I do.

    And if they want my number and I'm in a good mood, I'll give them the # of the Pizza Hut down the street.

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    I personally used to say, "oh I don't really talk about that stuff here" but then guys got really pushy and wanted to talk about it etc and it was really annoying...

    Now, I have fake answers for everything....just make sure you pick a town that you know a little about in case they know something about it....For example, when I danced in Vegas I just said I lived in Henderson, when I really didn't, but I had lived there for a couple months when I was new to town so I could talk intelligently about it. Same thing with how old are you.... I say my real age, although this year I think I'm going to start lying... Anyway...just have a whole list of fake details in your head. You'd be surprised how much more pleasant this makes work. Waaayyy less arguing. You want to know my real name? Sure, it's Katie! My birthday? December, I'm a Sagittarius!!
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Guys ask those questions because they're not comfortable, would feel better knowing a little bit about you before purchasing dances.

    Think about it: would you want someone to see you as just another interchangeable sex object rather than a flesh-and-blood woman with a life outside of the club and thoughts and feelings of her own?

    It's called "emotional labor" in the literature (Arlie Hochschild), and it's performed in every level of the service industry. Interestingly enough, the customers have to do it too.

    I agree, that some custies can be absolutely obnoxious about it. Those are the guys who get the smart-ass answers (or unswerving direct eye contact and dead honest answers), or from whom you just walk away. I almost walked away from a guy who was asking too many (and annoying) questions, but then he bought 5 champagne room dances for himself and then made his friends buy too.

    I agree, it's totally annoying sometimes, but it's part of the job (and any job that involves the public).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah Andi View Post

    Think about it: would you want someone to see you as just another interchangeable sex object rather than a flesh-and-blood woman with a life outside of the club and thoughts and feelings of her own?
    YES! yes, a thousand times over. In the club, the last thing I want is to be seen as a "real person". I am nothing more to customers than a fantasy sex object that can be had for $20/song.

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    See, I've never done the "other persona" thing at work. I'm me at work. Scantily clad and with makeup on, but still me.
    Yeah but you don't dance by your real name right? That is your persona. Work with that..... I'm sure you act a little differently in the strip club then when your outside of work. I would never go up to a guy and talk all the shit I do at work. I'm not talking about your make-up and your clothes. I'm revering to your attitude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    It's not lying, it's acting. We are entertainers after all.
    I don't see it as either. It's just being cheeky. If some dumbshit really thinks you have your phone number tattooed on you, it's his problem.


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    I hate being asked how old I am and where I live. Of course I lie about where I live why would i tell a stranger who met me in a strip club where I live.

    Maybe I should make up a fake address and actually say the whole address hahaha that might illustrate the stupidity of the question.

    Many guys in melbourne assume all strippers are from interstate esp QLD but i think they ask that coz they know there is touching in QLD coz they usually follow up with "did u know in QLD you can touch?"

    The age thing is just rude but i actually tell the truth about that anyway.
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    I always say the state I live in (because I work out of state) and I've made it a point to know many of the cities well. I'll ask what city THEY live in, and go OMG, No WAY! I live (or lived) there too..and proceed to go into details about the town and what I liked or hate. They put into their little minds this means they have a chance. A lot of times they'll buy a dance and say at the end, maybe I'll see you around town. Yup, OK....
    Obviously, when they live in or near the town I do, I've never heard of/been to it. I come up with a town close by.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post

    Many guys in melbourne assume all strippers are from interstate esp QLD but i think they ask that coz they know there is touching in QLD coz they usually follow up with "did u know in QLD you can touch?"
    argh, I hate that. It's the same when I work in MD...guys whining "but they let you touch in Philly..." um we're not in Philly, so shut up.

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    ^^^ Oh, man, I HATE that! "I didn't know I couldn't touch!" Bull.


    ajbaer, good idea!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    I don't see it as either. It's just being cheeky. If some dumbshit really thinks you have your phone number tattooed on you, it's his problem.
    Actually, I like some of Paris' answers because they're NOT lies. I may start using some of the following:

    Q. Where do you live?
    A. Planet earth, but I was thinking of moving away.

    Q. How much money do you make?
    A. Not nearly enough. Care to contribute?

    Q. Do you know where I can buy some drugs?
    A. Walgreens.

    Q. If you were my girlfriend, I'd never let you strip.
    A. It's your lucky day! I'm not your girlfriend. Are you ready for a dance?

    Q. Would you like to go out to dinner?
    A. I'd love to! I charge $200 an hour for dinner companion work. Oh, and you pick up the tab as well. What day works best for you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    Q. Do you have a boyfriend?
    A. Yes. Several.

    Q. How much to take you home?
    A. I think the cab ride is $30.

    Q. How old are you?
    A. 13. But don't tell anyone.

    Q. Where do you live?
    A. Planet earth, but I was thinking of moving away.

    Q. How much money do you make?
    A. Not nearly enough. Care to contribute?

    Q. How long have you been dancing?
    A. I haven't started yet. But I'd be happy to charge you for dances, just the same.

    Q. Do you have any kids?
    A. I'm not sure. I've lived a pretty wild life after all.

    Q. Do you know where I can buy some drugs?
    A. Walgreens.

    Q. If you were my girlfriend, I'd never let you strip.
    A. It's your lucky day! I'm not your girlfriend. Are you ready for a dance?

    Q. Would you like to go out with me sometime?
    A. I can't. Silly house arrest ankle bracelet thingy!

    Q. How much for sex?
    A. I don't charge for sex. But the lap dance is $20.

    Q. What is your tattoo of?
    A. It's my phone number. Call me sometime.

    Q. Would you like to go out to dinner?
    A. I'd love to! I charge $200 an hour for dinner companion work. Oh, and you pick up the tab as well. What day works best for you?
    Can I add a few?

    Q: If I get a lapdance, can I play with your pussy?
    A: If you play with my pussy, can I kick you in the balls?

    Q: What time do you get off work?
    A: Next Tuesday.

    Q: What are you doing after work?
    A: Disposing of the bodies. Wanna help?

    Q: What turns you on?
    A: Benjamin Franklin.

    Q: I'd like to fuck that ass!
    A: I'd like an excuse to use my new "Circumcision-o-Matic".

    Q: Come to my apartment so we can fuck.
    A: Ducks? (little girl ditzy excited voice) You have ducks! Oh, I just LLOOOOVE ducks!

    Q: I'll give you a hundred bucks for _______.
    A: I don't know where I'd keep them all, though. And they might get pissed off if there weren't any does with them.

    Q: Are those titties fake?
    A: No more fake than my vagina.

    Q: Where do you live?
    A: In your dreams.

    Contact me for a psychic reading or spiritual advice!
    I can contact all my exes at once by drawing a pentacle on the floor, sacrificing a ram, and shouting "Hail Satan". Convenience is a must.


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    I don't want to touch your pee-pee. And that's what you want. I guarantee you didn't approach because of my sparkling character.
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    I'm definately going use some of these answers to those questions this week, if I hear them again..I cant wait to see the reaction on some of their faces, especially the really serious ones.

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