Make stuff up. It is fun to look at the expression on the customer's face when you tell him that you are actually 20 years older or younger than you really are.
To the where do you live? question, I used to give the address of the Mall. And then say something like, you should stop by sometime. I almost always have people over and the more the merrier!
Smart-ass answers are so much more fun than standard answers. The really cool thing is you know what the customers are going to ask, so you can plan ahead some witty "off the cuff" answers.
Some standard questions:
Q. Do you have a boyfriend?
A. Yes. Several.
Q. How much to take you home?
A. I think the cab ride is $30.
Q. How old are you?
A. 13. But don't tell anyone.
Q. Where do you live?
A. Planet earth, but I was thinking of moving away.
Q. How much money do you make?
A. Not nearly enough. Care to contribute?
Q. How long have you been dancing?
A. I haven't started yet. But I'd be happy to charge you for dances, just the same.
Q. Do you have any kids?
A. I'm not sure. I've lived a pretty wild life after all.
Q. Do you know where I can buy some drugs?
A. Walgreens.
Q. If you were my girlfriend, I'd never let you strip.
A. It's your lucky day! I'm not your girlfriend. Are you ready for a dance?
Q. Would you like to go out with me sometime?
A. I can't. Silly house arrest ankle bracelet thingy!
Q. How much for sex?
A. I don't charge for sex. But the lap dance is $20.
Q. What is your tattoo of?
A. It's my phone number. Call me sometime.
Q. Would you like to go out to dinner?
A. I'd love to! I charge $200 an hour for dinner companion work. Oh, and you pick up the tab as well. What day works best for you?
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