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    Hi everybody! My course ended a few days ago and I am back from Mexico. I missed you people. I missed all sorts of stuff. Now I miss Mexico and being a dirty wilderness critter. I have a zillion things to ask and talk about but right now I'm totally overwhelmed on acct. of only having been back for like 12 hours. Here are a few things that I can think of offhand:

    1. Who had babies? What are those babies like?

    2. Who got new boobies? What are those boobies like?

    3. Who's in LA right now?

    4. Who's going to be in Alaska soon?

    5. Who got married/engaged?

    6. Who broke up?

    7. What sort of scandal/drama has gone down in my absence?

    8. What sort of happiness/funny stuff has occurred since we last spoke?

    9. Has anyone else here ever not taken a shower for 2 consecutive months? What was it like for you?*

    10. Has anyone else here ever visited a store in Mexico that sold, among other curiosities, dried whale sperm? If so, did you buy any whale sperm? What did you do with it?**





    *Once I got over the initial discomfort of having dirt/sand in all of my crevices, it was not as bad as I thought it would be.

    **Before you ask, I do indeed mean "whale sperm" and not "sperm whale." I bought some stuff that looks like this, and is labeled, accordingly, as "esperma de ballena."
    Drought was over. Where was I? Drinks were on the house.
    For mixers, my love, you'd poured--what?--even the rain.

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    Welcome back
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    TEEF! *pounce*

    Oh gods, the crazy....so much crazy....


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    Oh lord girl, have you missed a lot! Check out the thread "Who left SW" for some of the drama. I think now among the regulars that we've lost are:

    Bridgette
    Cameron_keys
    Sh0t
    Katrine


    Welcome back! Good luck catching up!

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    I'm gonna feebly ATTEMPT to answer your 10 questions; I know I'll forget all sorts of stuff along the way, and I was here for approximately 23 hours a day every day!

    1.) krchab, phillyvixen and RoseWhite. And they're all adorable!
    2.) ajbaer...shit, lots of people I believe. Although some people had noses done and TM (one of the two new Lounge mods) had lipo.
    3.) Not Yek! She's joined the happy hippies in PDX.
    4.) I think you just missed RebeccaSolidarity...
    5.) LolaRose!
    6.) Can't recall although loveandluxury (formerly known as Beautiful) is gonna be soon...
    7.) The Random Thread was closed due to drama. Many people left, some for security reasons and some for drama reasons. Cam left. Bridgette left. Katrine left, came back and got herself banned. Sh0t was banned. There was a survey inquiring about our perception of the State Of SW, the mods and the level of moderation, etc; it closed last night.
    8.) It's been kind of hectic hereabouts, even lolcats have been struggling to keep everyone happy. Oh, there's a NYC Stripperfest going on over Memorial Day weekend!
    9 and 10.) No and no.


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    Welcome back!!!!

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    Yay!! I really missed your presence!! Welcome back!!!!

    What are you going to do with the whale sperm?

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    TEETHIE! You're back! And unharmed by the chupacabra and/or other scary desert creatures! Right?

    1. SweetMelissa had her bebe too!
    2-10. Lots of stuff happened.

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    WIFLET! i missed you!!!!

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    I am so happy to see that your a back. I hope you had a great and memoriable time. You missed a shit ton of drama there are plently of closed threads you should find a read it will fill you in on a lot lol

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    Good to see you back

    To add to the scandals, I don't think you were here for Pamela saying that she was marrying a serial killer and then confessing that she was never actually a stripper and then leaving. I think that takes the cake lol.

    Can't say I've gone that long without a shower, and what on earth are you SUPPOSED to do with whale sperm?

    And what exactly were you doing in Mexico? I am unclear.
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    hooray teef! I missed you!

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    Goodness gracious, y'all weren't kidding about the drama. I found a few threads discussing some of it, but I can't find TRT itself... did it get deleted (or do I simply not know how to use the search function properly)? I am really sad to hear about the departure of Cam and Kaylinn in particular. They were my buddies

    On a happier note, congrats to the new moms. And hi Wifelet, I missed you too. And thank you for the warm welcome, SW sweeties. And ow, my staples.
    Drought was over. Where was I? Drinks were on the house.
    For mixers, my love, you'd poured--what?--even the rain.

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    It didn't get deleted TOTH. http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...+random+thread
    Welcome back! You'll have to tell us all about your course when you get the chance.
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    Yeah The Random Thread got deleted... it's sad, we're all over it and making an attempt to keep peaceful.

    It's been a rough couple of months!

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    yay, I wanna hear aaaall about your adventures. What did you learn?

    XXXS

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    Quote Originally Posted by iambonbon05 View Post
    To add to the scandals, I don't think you were here for Pamela saying that she was marrying a serial killer and then confessing that she was never actually a stripper and then leaving. I think that takes the cake lol.
    Um... whaaaaaat? She's marrying her prison friend? She was never a stripper? Pamela? Can you link me to this, plz?

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    And what exactly were you doing in Mexico? I am unclear.
    I took an outdoor expeditioning and leadership course. It was 11 weeks long: 24 days each of backpacking, kayaking and sailing. We were backcountry camping the entire time, either in the mountains or along the coast, which is why I didn't shower. It was a wonderful and deeply enriching experience, and I hope I'm able to stick to the changes I vowed to make. I will post a few pictures once I get my life in order a bit better. The remoteness of the places I visited was pretty unbelievable, especially since I'm from the east coast, which is so freakin' populated, especially along the coastline. Baja is harsh and empty and made of only 2 colors: ocean blue and desert brown. It's quiet and windy and hilly and full of birds and whales and cactus and brambles. There are no lights and no trees and few clouds and so the sun is incessant and so are the stars. We traveled 30 or 40 miles at a time, sometimes, without seeing anyone or even any relics of anyone. I love that kind of shit.

    The only regretful thing about the course was that since we were camping in really remote places, I don't feel as though I engaged with Mexico in a cultural sense very much. However, I did stay in La Paz, Baja California Sur for several days after the conclusion of the course, and got to finally experience some Mexican culture, which was awesome. I ate street vendor tacos and watermelon with hot sauce and 40-cent pastries, and, culinarily speaking, had some of the best days of my life.

    Anyway, that's my update. I am excited to be back!
    Drought was over. Where was I? Drinks were on the house.
    For mixers, my love, you'd poured--what?--even the rain.

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    Welcome back Teeth!! Sounds like an awesome trip!! I wouldn't worry too much aboot things here...I'm pretty sure you will prolly gets some PM's from some new names .

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    This is all I can find on Pamela

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    wow, what an experience!!!! teeth, sounds like you had quite a time! i'm envious, extremely proud of you, and glad you're back!!! i must say- you left at a good time- i believe the storm is over now.

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    The SK Pamela thread was deleted I believe.

    The Apology thread was severely edited by Pryce. There was pages and pages of that one that were deleted.

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    Yay!!! Welcome back!

    I am going to be in Alaska, and there is all kinds of cool stuff going on that you might want to be involved in?

    And I've gone for months without showering before. I usually sauna'd or swam in a river, tho. Tho swimming in the Yukon can make you dirtier... but it's a clean kind of dirt. ;-)



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    Also, what are the changes you've vowed to make?



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    Welcome back! You've been missed.

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    Teeth, are you sorry tou asked yet?

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