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I say I'm an asset manager, and that I often have to work late, meeting buisness clients, etc. This is what I tell teachers and snooty relatives. You can pretty much make nearly every aspect of the job into statements that sound like they fit into my fake job.
" Remember during each test there is some girl in Australia jealous of you who wants to do what you're doing."- Lilithmorrigan
" If you're young and sexy, why not spend a few years Shopping and Fucking? Life is short, but youth is shorter. Ride the wheels off, I say." - FeministStripper
Say you take care of the cemetery at night![]()
I don't think anyone will visit!
Well when my friends would ask what bar I work at I would always say I don't like to say the name because we have a strict policy "NO FRIENDS" the managers are pretty cheap and don't want us buying drinks for our friends. This usually shuts them down.




Hhhmmm...the only excuses I have are the ones you've used. I only use them for my family, though. If you go to school far enough fromyour hometown, maybe you can tell everyone you're unemployed. Like, you live off an inheritance or something. I've told people who don't know me that my parents still support me from afar. Who cares?
Can I ask you why you won't tell your friends you dance? All my friends know and never visited me at work (or were dancers themselves).
"SS=stripper shit, in the same spectrum as CS=customer shit, which is within the spectrum of SaS=sales shit, which is all contained in the universe of BS=bullshit." -- Jay Zeno (mod)
"Show me a hot chick and I'll show you someone who's tired of fucking her."
I used to say that I worked at an adult bookstore... that was 40 minutes away. When people asked why I worked so far away, I told them that they treated me well there and I was a manager so pay was worth it.
If you think school is hard, try being stupid.



Tell them you got a job as a projectionist at a nearby movie theatre, and that you work the night shifts. Projectionists belong in the projection booths, where customers are not allowed anywhere near, and closing down after the last movie ends can take a pretty long time. Also, the average person knows NOTHING about how that job is supposed to be like, so they probably won't have any interest in asking questions or wanting to share knowledge.
Hahah that's my other job



oh, oops, this thread is so old, i totally forgot





Ahh, its not that old, don't worry. Plus its still relevant even if it were really old.
I say I sell stuff on eBay.





most of the time at school i just tell them the truth, if someone asks.
I tell them what I do





You know those people who go around to different nightclubs and bars and sell flowers and teddy bears and that kinda stuff?
That's what I tell them I do, so that way they can never track me down and it explains the odd hours.
"You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories -Stainslaw J. Lec
Confuscius say: "Man who pull bra stap get bust in face"
I normally say cocktail waitress or bartender. (2 jobs I used to do in the past anyway). It also explains the hours. People can be judgemental about those jobs as well.
telemarketing



You promote for a liquor wholesaler and go around to all different bars/clubs and they never tell you til right before?
That you're a mannequin stylist at a department store? You go to work after 8 or 9...once the stores are closed.
That you work for a messaging service and answer calls for a doctor's office.


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I went to a private Catholic college and I was blunt about it. It helped that I also did sociological research and was witty and intimidating enough to shut down the idiots before they could start...
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