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    so i worked my second night at this peepshow. it was fun, got to sleep and do homework, made decent cash.
    so the guys stand in the little booths, and jack off while you dance ( i dont look down
    one guy tapped on the glass while i was turned around, and told me he was a bout to cum , and wanted me to watch. um no weirdo. i just kept dancing, looking anywhere but there lol
    next dude had his tongue sticking out of his mouth the entire time i was dancing and kept flicking it at me. ewww!
    was he trying to seduce me? is that supposed to be sexy? is this common? i am embarrased for this dude. because ive never seen that before!
    fucking hilarious, but fuckin ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
    "We are the coolest mothafuckas on the planet....The sky is fallin ain't no need to panic"... -Outkast

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    Soooo typical of a peepshow, lol.
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    I LOVE peepshow stories. If I knew of one, I'd totally work there just for a laugh or two.

    Hey, at least he's behind the glass right? Think of customers like that as looking at a lizard in a pet shop and then not buying it.
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    Someone needs to start a Weirdest thing a customer has ever done in a peep show thread.

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    I've had them:

    Rub their penis on the window where someone else (or more than one guy) had obviously come on.

    Immediately turn around and bend over to show me his ass... which had obviously been housing an enormous butt-plug for a long time.

    Ask me to make up a story about owning male slaves, having them rip eachothers balls off, and keeping them in jars.

    Take off his wedding ring and "jack off" with it to show me how small his dick is.

    Bang himself with a huge dildo

    Those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head (and some of those are multiple occurances).
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    ^^^ Bella has met the Goatse Man!!!! (If you don't know it, save your eyes and don't Google it).

    I'm so glad I work in a club; but if I move to Berkeley, I might ttry a shift or two int he Lusty Lady on weekends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21 View Post
    I've had them:

    Rub their penis on the window where someone else (or more than one guy) had obviously come on.

    Immediately turn around and bend over to show me his ass... which had obviously been housing an enormous butt-plug for a long time.

    Ask me to make up a story about owning male slaves, having them rip eachothers balls off, and keeping them in jars.

    Take off his wedding ring and "jack off" with it to show me how small his dick is.

    Bang himself with a huge dildo

    Those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head (and some of those are multiple occurances).
    Holy. Fuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by kikidejavu View Post
    one guy tapped on the glass while i was turned around, and told me he was a bout to cum , and wanted me to watch. um no weirdo. i just kept dancing, looking anywhere but there lol
    next dude had his tongue sticking out of his mouth the entire time i was dancing and kept flicking it at me. ewww!
    and these are fucking disgusting. Yuck. Make me puke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21 View Post
    Take off his wedding ring and "jack off" with it to show me how small his dick is.
    Lol! That is hilarious.

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    I'm actually jealous of your story. I would love to work in a peepshow and would have deal with that crap behind a window than have to deal with guys trying to do that stuff with me in their lap.

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    i worked in a peep for 2 weeks. I saw more depravity than I ever expected.

    the worst: a guy cumming on the floor and licking the floor.
    I can't imagine the illnesses that he had after that.

    2nd worst... a guy utilizing a glory hole in front of the glass. I am not a sucker for gay sex. ewww.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitty260 View Post
    I LOVE peepshow stories. If I knew of one, I'd totally work there just for a laugh or two.

    Hey, at least he's behind the glass right? Think of customers like that as looking at a lizard in a pet shop and then not buying it.
    thats exactly what it reminded of: a scaly weird animal, with a tiny brain lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21 View Post
    I've had them:

    Rub their penis on the window where someone else (or more than one guy) had obviously come on.

    Immediately turn around and bend over to show me his ass... which had obviously been housing an enormous butt-plug for a long time.

    Ask me to make up a story about owning male slaves, having them rip eachothers balls off, and keeping them in jars.

    Take off his wedding ring and "jack off" with it to show me how small his dick is.

    Bang himself with a huge dildo

    Those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head (and some of those are multiple occurances).
    oh wow. im looking forward to more crazies.... i think
    "We are the coolest mothafuckas on the planet....The sky is fallin ain't no need to panic"... -Outkast

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    Seriously. LOVE. Peepshow. Stories.

    I swear you guys, if there was one in my city I'd been there. I have a twisted sense of humour, I bet I'd love it.
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    i would take any of that over customers touching me. i wish there was one here (so long as no cameras were allowed/involved)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty_Penny View Post
    i would take any of that over customers touching me. i wish there was one here (so long as no cameras were allowed/involved)
    Right now I have to agree. I'm tired of grubby hands

    But cameras are so small and inconpicuous now, that I think there's no surety that you aren't being filmed wherever you are in public.

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    ^I had one guy snap a picture while I was bent over. He ran away before I could catch him so the manager took a picture through the glass (it's actually plastic of some sort) to see what he could have captured and it just reflected the light back. It's probably more likely that you'd get caught on film at a strip club, where guys can be evil in the corners.

    Oh, I thought of another one! Some guy had cut the skin on his penis to stick tiny marbles in there. It was healed when he showed it to me. There were these hard little lumps that he could move around in there. He said it was to please women. I didn't have the heart to tell him that there is no way that would feel good.
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    this is a little off topic, but how much does one get paid working at a peepshow?

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    why did I open this thread????
    i used to dream militant dreams / of taking over america / to show these white folks how it should be done
    i used to dream radical dreams / of blowing everyone away / with my perceptive powers of correct analysis
    i even used to think / id be the one to stop the riot and negotiate the peace / then i awoke and dug
    that if i dreamed natural dreams / of being a natural woman
    doing what a woman does / when shes natural
    i would have a revolution

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21 View Post
    Take off his wedding ring and "jack off" with it to show me how small his dick is.
    Waaaait. Do I understand this right? How is that even possible?

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    Are peep shows good money? I've heard of them and was curious.

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    Dude, fuck that shit!!
    I would rather let somebody feel my boobs than see ANY of that stuff......
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    money is not nearly as much as a sc

    peepshows are a good idea if you want to sit on your ass for 6 hours of an 8 hour shift, and make the same as minimum wage for less effort than a mcdonalds job.
    stage is 5 minimum tip, most guys do 20+
    vip is 25 minimum tip
    windowless is 50 minimum tip, most guys pay 100+

    the problem is that since there are alot of illegal extras going on (in windowless rooms), and drugs, management really cant advertise, thus guys don't know we exist. it can be really slow, like hours with no custies.
    plus at my club, door is expensive 20$, 35$, and 80$

    granted we get to do homework and sleep at work, but ceiling is about 200$ average is like 50-75$

    im doing this as an alternative to fast food until i get my body all the way right for a real club. like a month. def, not a place to be long term.
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    Cool, thanks for the info. The whole glass separation thing is what appeals to me about peep shows, lol.

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    next dude had his tongue sticking out of his mouth the entire time i was dancing and kept flicking it at me. ewww!
    was he trying to seduce me? is that supposed to be sexy? is this common? i am embarrased for this dude. because ive never seen that before!
    I think this is just a nasty SC man thing.. even when I am on stage and get naked there is always that one guy with his tongue out showing me how sexy he is... lol
    Imagine if you were in a regular bar and some douche did that to you as some sort of weird pick up!

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    ^lmfao im in a public library, and im trying hard not to bust out laughing at the thought of that! who told these guys that shit was sexy??!!! was it like a nationwide memo they all got?
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    what.....? youve never seen scarface when chico goes up to the woman and flicks his tongue at her? lmao
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    Yeah, I only make the "bored" expression when I'm facing away from the guy.

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