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    Guys go to the trip club and end up drunk and horny (and broke ), so I have always wondered... what is the craziest/disgusting thing you have ever seen a guy do?
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    Default Re: Most discussing thing a customer has done?

    Do you mean "disgusting"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTempest View Post
    Do you mean "disgusting"?
    yes, i think so.
    I doubt she really wants to know about the "my wife doesn't understand me' or "why I would make a good boyfriend" discussions!

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    Default Re: Most discussing thing a customer has done?

    I'm sure you can find some disgusting stuff... check the "No Sweatpant Dances EVER" thread

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    The most discussing thing a customer has ever done is pay me $300 an hour to "discuss" things.

    Watch your step at the trip club.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    Watch your step at the trip club.
    Hahaha. I'm so stealing this.
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    When I hit the SC, I like to discuss macroeconomic trends and their broader social implications on our post-industrial society over some Grey Goose and tonic, but not every stripper is into that...
    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer View Post
    When I hit the SC, I like to discuss macroeconomic trends and their broader social implications on our post-industrial society over some Grey Goose and tonic, but not every stripper is into that...
    Hey if the price is right I'll totally pretend to be really interested in it

    Go for it Ellebelle
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer View Post
    When I hit the SC, I like to discuss macroeconomic trends and their broader social implications on our post-industrial society over some Grey Goose and tonic, but not every stripper is into that...
    Ooh, baby. Talk harder.

    I'm a creative writing major, but I think I can muster up some economic analysis for the right price.
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    i think people like going to parties and clubs and looking like douchebags.

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    they all wanna disucss my sex life .....for some reason

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    Lol, I meant disgusting, I always seem to have typos, funny thing with that typo is I did it twice and somehow missed it.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheTempest View Post
    I'm sure you can find some disgusting stuff... check the "No Sweatpant Dances EVER" thread
    Yeah I was reading it. But surely that cannot be the worse?

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    Some guy barfed while I was giving him a dance..he tried to not barf on me and turned his head away from me..it splashed on the table beside us and all over my legs and lap.
    It was a very bad day for me

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    i had a guy drink a shot of my pee for 100 dollars once. i think thats pretty gross.

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    A guy puked on the stage at work.

    Another guy whipped it out. That was totally nasty.

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    I had a guy whip it out. He was some young "bro" douche with a tiny pee pee. I laughed at him and he about cried. He made it a point to shower every other girl on stage that night but me after that.

    I saw a drunk old guy pass out face first into the corner of a counter. The corner went into his eye somehow popping it and shattering his socket. He was out cold with no pulse.

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    ack!^ Yucky!!

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    Hey if the price is right I'll totally pretend to be really interested in it
    See, you girls think I'm kidding...

    It's no wonder I can't spend any money in the club anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer View Post
    When I hit the SC, I like to discuss macroeconomic trends and their broader social implications on our post-industrial society over some Grey Goose and tonic, but not every stripper is into that...
    hmm... I've always preferred the microeconomic trends, found them more conducive to the SC enviroment...

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    1. I was dancing for a guy in the CR. He puked all over the floor (he really didn't seem that drunk either!!).... this was at SR the half hour rooms are basically booths that face other booths... so the girl in the booth across from us gave him her sprite....And he took a drink....and then tried to give it back to her!!

    2. A guy I was dancing for must have been jerking off while my girlfriend and I were doing a girl girl show (dont ask how I didn't notice...mother fucker was SNEAKY about it) ..... As I went to sit on his lap, my girlfriend noticed and pushed me out of the way....well, she tried to. He blew his load all over my leg.

    3. Another guy pulled out his penis randomly..EEEW!!! Who would do that? Like as if I would just randomly expose my crotch!!
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    A man pulled out his dick while I had my back turned in a private dance, then pulled me down on top of him while trying to pull my thong to the side and penetrate me.

    He got his though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post

    2. A guy I was dancing for must have been jerking off while my girlfriend and I were doing a girl girl show (dont ask how I didn't notice...mother fucker was SNEAKY about it) ..... As I went to sit on his lap, my girlfriend noticed and pushed me out of the way....well, she tried to. He blew his load all over my leg.
    wtf did u do?? i would want him beaten within an inch of his life for that, how disgusting.
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    Why do I always punish myself by reading this type of thread while eating? WHY!?
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    My fave told me of a guy who would come in, have a girl sit with him and he'd stroke her hair while playing with himself. Then when he had splooged, he'd wipe some into their hair with his hand. The girls would bring shampoo in so they could clean up later. Apparently he paid well enough.

    He eventually stopped coming in as anyone who "serviced" him would be taken aside and set straight by the other girls....no one was left that would do it for him.

    Yeah...the splooge mousse job guy.

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    Imagine an 80 year old man with a little vial of heart medication around his neck, talking dirty to you. Yes, he was telling me to ride his cock harder and how he liked my little titties, and how I'm such a bad girl aren't I? That was more funny than anything. I couldn't believe what was coming out of his mouth. Dirty old man!

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    For about a million reasons I don't usually read threads like this but for some reason I read this one. Anyway it reminded me of this joke I saw a long time ago.
    http://www.flashjokeoftheday.com/jokes_html/1018.html

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