I saw a model for a cosmetics line on a billboard downtown yesterday who looked like you. I pointed it out to my fiance and said model looked like somebody I kinda know sorta from the internet. He thought I was a moron and made fun of me.





I saw a model for a cosmetics line on a billboard downtown yesterday who looked like you. I pointed it out to my fiance and said model looked like somebody I kinda know sorta from the internet. He thought I was a moron and made fun of me.
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is it?
I've seen several people that remind me of Lysondra.
Was it Dita Von Teese? I know she models makeup and sunglasses, and I think there's a striking resemblance, except Lysondra's not a skanky bitch.





Hahahahaha 'not a skanky bitch'. I reeeeally don't see the resemblence between me and her, though.
I wonder who it was!
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I'm trying to tan so I can look more like the woman in my icon. I have her face and hair, so it's only the skin![]()
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Hmmm... haven't tried that, but I'm going for a "real" tan. Tanning beds once a week. It's all I need. I'm mexican so I tan quickly. Which helps. Doing a slow build.
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Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
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I do look Jewish!! I love it. People never guess I'm converting at all until I tell them!
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
Tanning? Tanning? WTF is this talk about tanning? Cut that shit out! Your complexion rocks!





Tanning veeerrry slowly so it doesn't hurt my skin too bad. I like my complexion but find that bruises/cuts from work show up REALLY bad when I'm pale. I've had a cut on my leg for 2 months (from a razor that was bad) and people ask if I got a metal rod inserted in my leg!Like, it was a bad razor cut but not freaking surgery!
So I tan and it looks 'smoother'.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
Hiss. Here I am finally taking pride in my pastiness for once, and my fellow pasty goddesses are abandoning me to hide a bruise. I see how it is.
I know what you mean, but somehow I managed it. I had a sunburn for two years. It was pathetic.





That's because you're Irish.
Irish in the sun is like fork in microwave.
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Act like a lady
Work like a dog
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I'm not Irish. I'm half British and half Scottish. It's the Scottish blood that gave me this damn complexion though, and what you said still applies to the Scots. We're like the Irish on crack.





Scottish. Irish. Same thing.
And haha, I typed Iwish instead of Irish.
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You do wish!
You know what the difference is... the Irish pray on their knees, and the Scots prey on their neighbors.





...who just so happen to be the Irish. But HEY, I like being on my knees for a good Scott.![]()
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Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
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...where the fuck did I put that damn kilt? Argh.
Boy howdy, has THIS thread taken a turn.





I'll be under your kilt anyday.
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