(Okay please play nice, no "in Bizarro SW, so-and-so would actually work sober!" or "cheerleader would get through a whole shift without sucking dick!" This is for parody and entertainment purposes only!)
In Bizarro SW....
Add your own! We're all ripe for parody!
- TOO would be a gay-for-pay escort just trying to make it in the big world...
- GoldCoastGirl and MzQwerty would be blue (da ba dee) from drinking too much low-grade colloidal silver
- There is no pie. No pie.
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lol lol.


I believe you Dottie and you have my support 
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