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    Default Bizarro SW!

    (Okay please play nice, no "in Bizarro SW, so-and-so would actually work sober!" or "cheerleader would get through a whole shift without sucking dick!" This is for parody and entertainment purposes only!)

    In Bizarro SW....

    • TOO would be a gay-for-pay escort just trying to make it in the big world...
    • GoldCoastGirl and MzQwerty would be blue (da ba dee) from drinking too much low-grade colloidal silver
    • There is no pie. No pie.
    Add your own! We're all ripe for parody!


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    Default Re: Bizarro SW!

    Lunarobverse would be famous for his long hair and funky glasses. And would dissuade anyone from ever visiting rainy, boring Portland, OR.
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    Default Re: Bizarro SW!

    In bizarro SW, Jenny would post something like this:

    Whoa....AWESOME lol lol.

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    Default Re: Bizarro SW!

    We'd all be cats posting pictures of lolhumans....wait, that's Soviet Russia, not Bizarro SW.


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    Default Re: Bizarro SW!

    In Bizarro SW, SundayMorning would adopt a Neopet and join the uber-secret and ultra-exclusive League of Extraordinary NeoStrippers. *nudge*
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    Default Re: Bizarro SW!

    Quote Originally Posted by kitty260 View Post
    In Bizarro SW, SundayMorning would adopt a Neopet and join the uber-secret and ultra-exclusive League of Extraordinary NeoStrippers. *nudge*
    I think that's possible in SW-Prime, too, though.
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    In Bizarro SW, we greet our stripclubjunkies at the door with a nice pair of sweatpants they can change into!


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    Default Re: Bizarro SW!

    In Bizarro SW, we all talk about how much fun we had getting groped that we orgasmed, and didn't even care that we didn't make much money.

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    In Bizarro SW I might actually post a picture of myself but then realize I can't because I've reflected every ounce of light with my ridiculous paleness.

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    Default Re: Bizarro SW!

    In Bizzaro SW Roseleigh is a tall, lithe blonde who skips gaily from school to work without a worry.

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    Default Re: Bizarro SW!

    In Bizarro SW, we descend en masse to other sites, and troll shamelessly until we get banned.
    In Bizarro SW, Lady Jade sends people break and bake cookies from the frozen foods section.
    In Bizarro SW, there are no drama llamas.
    In Bizarro SW, cherry_sin cuts her hair into a bob, and doms Alexxa.

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    Default Re: Bizarro SW!

    In Bizarro SW, mr_punk starts a thread on pink entitled, "I wub you THIIIIIIIIIIS much!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ColetteCalahan View Post
    In Bizarro SW, mr_punk starts a thread on pink entitled, "I wub you THIIIIIIIIIIS much!"
    It has been slow in blue. He might just do it. One can only imagine the responses

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    Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.

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    Default Re: Bizarro SW!

    My bizarro is a stripper saying "FBR, you are so cool. I am disinterested in your money. I just want to tug on your gray beard and make it mine".

    FBR
    Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.

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    ^ *tug*

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    In bizarro SW, none of us would post here but all the people who have left would be regular posters along with all the trolls!

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    MsQwerty would have a short fuse and would continually start drama..until she eventually got banned.

    Feature costumes for sale!

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    Mily would pic whore.
    Lysondra would ask if her boobs are too small to dance.

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    Greenidlady1 would have more than 4 pseudofriends.

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    Default Re: Bizarro SW!

    Haha the thread is teh awesome!



    In Bizarro SW, Melonie is an A cup bra size

    In Bizarro SW, Eric Stoner is secretly campaigning for Hilary Clinton

    In Bizarro SW, Jenny and mr_punk become lovers and have cute redheaded babies.

    In Bizarro SW, StripperWeb is no longer PINK

    In Bizarro SW, Kat converts to Catholicism and becomes a nun... she then returns to SW to preach the gospel and save our souls from a life damned in hell.

    In Bizarro SW, Zinadia, scarlett_vancover, sexybrat and lonelily scuff it out in a mud wrestling match, over who has the hottest booty avatar.

    In Bizarro SW, SW members compete in a SW pole dancing competition... Djoser kicks everybody's ass and wins a year supply of Lush

    In Bizarro SW, Pryce locates an exotic Island and hosts a mega MEGA mega, weekend long SW fest; hedonism style............................. TOO foots the bill.
    Last edited by seraya; 04-24-2008 at 11:24 AM.


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    Default Re: Bizarro SW!

    Nicely played, seraya!


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    Default Re: Bizarro SW!

    Quote Originally Posted by seraya View Post

    In Bizarro SW, Eric Stoner is secretly campaigning for Hilary Clinton
    ROTFL! I think coffee just came out of my nose from laughing so hard. Whoops.

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    Default Re: Bizarro SW!

    In bizarro SW Mast would make on topic, completely serious posts. Always.

    LatinaRose would refuse to wear makeup, dress up, or do her hair.

    MsQwerty would live off of junk food and have had many surgical procedures done.

    Callyish would pay to get off stage and do lapdances only.
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Swarms of SWers would stand outside the Lush and Mac factories picketing and protesting.


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    in bizzaro stripperweb , none of us are strippers. We are all really just bored gamer nerds.

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