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    LOL...just a very unserious Q, but would you say most strippers wear vanilla scented products?

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    Default Re: Smells of a stripclub...

    I wouldn't say "most", but vanilla is a pretty popular scent. You can check this thread: http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=102625 for more perfume suggestions.

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    No, most don't. In fact, I haven't smelled vanilla in a strip club in awhile.

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    love spell from victoria's secret. LIKE EVERY FUCKIN STRIPPER WEARS THAT! I wear pure seduction from VS. Many strippers wear that, too lol
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    ^^ LOL Every dressing room smells like Victoria's Secret but i kinda like that tho.

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    Everyone wears Victoria's Secret body sprays or Calgon/cheap shit from Target.

    I found this amazing lemon stuff that I want to eat right off of my body. It makes my custies happy too!

    Apparently, strippers smell better than any female on the planet, and guys get out in their cars afterward and smell their shirts and then lay in bed smelling us on them and think it's the greatest thing in the world. I have this from custies and male friends.

    WTF. If they only knew what we smell like in the dancing room after work: feet, sweat, pussy, and farts. :barf:

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    Strippers smell like sweat, booze, tears and frustration mixed with a dash of strawberry melon spray.


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    Lys you're waxing philosophical today, ain'tcha?

    I rarely wear vanilla anymore. Usually something muskier. Most of the girls at my club do something floral or fruity, it seems, so I like to stand out.


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    My strip club smells like smoke, the make-up section of Victoria's Secret, deep fried mushrooms and onion rings and steak (gotta love that steak special).

    The smell on my own skin when I get off of work is a little different. My hands smell like brass pole and money, my hair smells like clove cigarettes and 8 hour old hairspray, and I've somehow absorbed the scent of vic's secret body spray even though I wear perfume.

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    LOL, just wondering...thanks ladies =)

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    i wear vanilla from the body shop. either that or slice of heaven from VS... or both together. they're both vanilla-y smells.

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    I wear cucumber melon from "body fantasies"
    Used to hate fruity smells.....but after my girlfriend got me hooked on it, it's all I wear now.

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    speaking of fruity sprays.... this girl at work last night wore the more wretched body spray. it was "juicy pomegranate" from a cheap bodyspray company (not calgon) you buy at fred meyers or target.. it was awful. She kept spraying it on all night even after a girl told her it didn't smell too good. ugh. then the heat came on and the whole dressing room smelled like rancid fruit and dirt. ew.

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    the smells that instantly make me think "STRIPPER" are

    cotton candy (the freesia? body splash)
    angel (thierry mugler)
    warm vanilla sugar (bath and body works)

    any of those set off my strippper radar

    not that they aren't nice. i SOMETIMES wear the candy baby body spray by vic secret.. it has that cotton candy smell too.

    i also wear bulgari - omnia and i wear the original lolita lempicka (not at the same time, of course)

    *EDIT*

    and i forgot the horrid smell of spray body tan.

    PLEASE.STOP.SPRAYING.THAT.SHIT.IN.THE.DRESSING.ROO M.FOR.THE.LOVE.OF.GOD

    it smells like calamine lotion...

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    My crazy housemate has been wearing Lovespell apparently-I got hit with a face full of fruit punch smell the other day coming in the door. It was like Gah! Stripper!

    For some reason girls at my club wear these awful old lady scents...

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    Default Re: Smells of a stripclub...

    OP, are you trying to find out if your SO was at a SC or something like that? Like Glam said I really haven't smelled vanilla lately.

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    The first things that pop into my mind are :

    1) sweat

    2) booze

    3) alcohol

    4) smoke

    5) a menagerie of cheap stripper spray

    6) lingering hint of expensive perume

    7) sulfur (have no idea why)
    Feel the fear and do it anyway.

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    I tend to smell like baby wipes, sweat, cigarettes and CK One Scene (musky and amber-ish)

    apparently it's sexy though (a guy last night spent his whole half hour smelling my hair, my neck, my arms...)

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    Sulfur? That's gas. We go to the back and let out all the held-in farts that we avoided explodin' out on the floor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gypsy74 View Post
    speaking of fruity sprays.... this girl at work last night wore the more wretched body spray. it was "juicy pomegranate" from a cheap bodyspray company (not calgon) you buy at fred meyers or target.. it was awful. She kept spraying it on all night even after a girl told her it didn't smell too good. ugh. then the heat came on and the whole dressing room smelled like rancid fruit and dirt. ew.
    About a year ago, I bought that same shit "juicy pomegranate" from Target. (I swear it smelled good in the store). One spray and everyone was gagging. I wiped myself off with babywipes and used my stripper stand-by (Pink Sugar, of course).
    Well, I left the pomegranate spray in the locker, my friend grabbed it by accident, drenched herself in it (I assume she was drinking ) and couldn't get a dance for the rest of the night. She still says I owe her money

    Grossest. Smell. Ever.

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    The dressing room at my club smells so completely revolting. So this club has probably been around for 10 years now and the dressing room has absolutely never been cleaned, like never vacuumed or anything whatsoever. The carpet and walls are the color of Sally Hansens' Spray Tanner and by midnight when there are 50 girls tromping through there, the funk will be unbearable. It smells like old dirty stripper shoes. You know nasty stripper shoe smell? That is what the whole room will smell like. Disgusting. I feel like holding my breath when I go back there.

    Lately I've been smelling like the limited edition Peach body spray from VS, or Green Delicious from DKNY. Both offensively sweet.
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    I just realized that I listed booze and alcohol ! Numbers 2 and 3...I'm sorry but that's funny !
    Feel the fear and do it anyway.

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    Nah...nothing like that...he would tell me LOL

    We were talking the other night about smells, and I said I thought most guys thought vanilla was a sexy smell...and he says "well thats because strippers wear vanilla stuff" I said, LOL, thats why guys say vanilla smells sexy, huh? cause thats what strippers smell like.

    We laughed...but got me curious and since Im a member here, thought I would go to the source and ask...do strippers all wear vanilla? Now of course I know the answer to that Q...Ive been to several strip clubs and the smell of vanilla has never stood out to me.

    Owell, happy stripping $$$ ladies...

    Christy

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    So, I went to the museum today with my boyfriend, his mom, and his brother. When I got in the car I kept thinking "dude, eric's mom totally smells like a stripper lol" but I didn't say anything. then finally at lunch my boyfriend asked her about the sparkles all over her chest(like why she had them cuz she's 42 lol) and she was like "oh it was some glitter body spray katie left at the house"(katie is eric's brotheres NOW EX GF) and I was like HEY THAT WAS MINE... KATIE NEVER GAVE ME IT BACK!!! and then I was like "haha kim, i so kept thinking you smelled like a stripper today!!!" Cuz that was the body spray I used to qwear at work. HAHAHAHAHAHA
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    Dried sperm.
    Jk. but not really.

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