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    Default "i like to assess the dancers first" = most annoying night ever

    "I gotta assess the dancers first, see who's here"
    "We're just gonna sit back and chill for now, check out the scenery"
    "I wanna take a look around and see how all the dancers look for a while"

    Ok. I get it, you don't want us jumpin on you right when you walk in the door. You wanna relax, have a few drinks to get warmed up, etc, and see what girls are working. i get this, i do. if you have limited funds you don't wanna blow it all right away on the first girl that comes up. Makes sense. But the thing is- these excuses do NOT still work 2-3 hours later when you've been at the club for a while and have clearly not just gotten here.

    This was everyones excuse last night. For some reason it was a lot of younger guys, and most of them were not spending money. And i know it wasnt just me, because i asked around and most girls said it was crap and that they weren't making much either.

    UGH! at least come up with a different excuse several hours in, and don't be rude! WE are dancers, you came here to see US, so you don't get to act rude or pompous when we come over to talk and possibly try and interest you in a dance. When you say you're 'checking out the scenery' i know it means you're sizing us all up and deciding which one's are hot.
    I don't know why these lines get to me but they just do, i think they're rude.
    Anyway, work sucked last night. period. sorry for the venting, had to get it off my chest. tonight should be better, i'm thinking positive.

    /END RANT

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    Default Re: "i like to assess the dancers first" = most annoying night ever

    Just so you know, you're not the only one in the area having a bad week, so don't feel bad. My club had started to pick up for about the last month or so, and then this week, I worked tuesday and wednesday, and it was HORIBLE!! I literally made about 150 dollars....both nights combined! I am thinking the weekend will be better.

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    "I gotta assess the dancers first, see who's here" <<<<< What the hell does this mean??

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    Ugh that assess the dancers line sounds so pathetic. Why can't guys just say no, if they aren't gonna get dances? That way I don't have to waste time on your sorry ass again. I think they get some sick pleasure of watching us come back and beg. Motherfuckers.

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    Default Re: "i like to assess the dancers first" = most annoying night ever

    Thats the one thing I loved about my old club... if the guys weren't sitting at the tip rail and TIPPING, we were given full permission to stay clothed on stage...
    !

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    Oh, that's one of my favorite shitty lines. It means they want an excuse to scope and watch all the dancers without spending any money, but they want you to THINK they have money so you keep dancing onstage for them where it's "free."

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    Default Re: "i like to assess the dancers first" = most annoying night ever

    Work sucked last night for me too. There were people in there but they were all sitting at the bar. We did have one guy take a seat but he didn't spend any money, he had his beer and left. Sometimes this job makes me really frustrated.

    Still lame excuses though.

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    Default Re: "i like to assess the dancers first" = most annoying night ever

    Quote Originally Posted by cutey5032 View Post
    I think they get some sick pleasure of watching us come back and beg. Motherfuckers.
    They totally do! I just imagined a group of guys going in with a game of who can reject the same girls the most number of times...Guy who wins gets a pitcher of beer!

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    This is the very first SW thread that I am reading after reading BritneyIreland's most recent blog. She discusses this exact scenario. You should check it out!!! Her blog address is:

    She always has the best advice!!

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