My month-old glasses, which were in my front shirt pocket a couple nights ago, were smashed by an overly enthusiastic dancer doing her version of the hockey check against my chest.
So, in addition to whatever I spent in the club that night, my replacement glasses will cost $330, and take 10 days to create.
I'm not happy.


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Thanks, captain. She is a black dancer, and the size and strength of her bootie was unknown to me. In the next battle, I'll be ready for her, sir.

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