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    after being on a horrifically strict atkins diet leading up to the photo shoot, now that it is over i have successfully managed to consume more krispy kreme donuts in the last 24 hours than any one person should even consider eating.

    at some point i decided it would be a fantastic idea to buy not one, but two big boxes of krispy kremes at the airport yesterday. now i have a house full of donuts.

    if i never post again you can all assume that i died from krispy kreme overdose.

    UGH these things are the fucking devil!!!

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    OMG donuts!!! My obession is donuts right now. KK are so yummy too.
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    oh god i'm eating another one.

    hahahah i'm like a woman possessed.

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    I feel your pain. I cannot have pizza left around me. Doesn't matter what kind, or how much, or how fat I'm already feeling that day, I will eat it! All. Gorging on sugar filled foods though, really gives you this sort of bad hangover. The next day I'm so sluggish. Ugh.

    Seriously though Darcy, put the donut down!
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    They are so yummy. I am due for AF.... so I want to eat.

    Everything.

    I even gained my token 3 lbs right before the bitch arrives.

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    my AF is in town at the moment which probably explains why i can't stop shoving donuts into my mouth.

    at least, that's what i'm going to blame haha.

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    nomnomnomnomsugarrushnomnomnom!

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    I didn't know that they sold Krispy Kreme in Australia.

    Enjoy them. You starved yourself and worked your butt off to get ready for the shoot. Now it's over with. Take a break and enjoy them. And after that get back into exercise and eating right.

    BTW: You might have covered this, but how did the shoot go?

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    I *love* Krispy Kremes, and they've closed all their stores in the Chicago area. Sigh...I really miss them.

    The way I used to avoid death by Krispy Kreme is my gf and I would go and get a couple dozen hot Krispy Kremes, and eat a couple in the parking lot (with milk...yum!), then she would take the box home with her, and I'd never see it again. I guess her friends/roommate would eat them.

    I would second what 423texas said...enjoy the indulgence as a reward, then get back to your normal routine when you run out of doughnuts.

    Be well...

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    Though not a frequent purchaser of donuts, I am sad that they closed the Krispy Kremes in my city. For the annual fried dough cravings I do have Dunkin Donuts does not stack up. I have to go to the New Orleans themed place and get beignets instead.

    I want pics of Darcy snarfing donuts!



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    432texas - the shoot went really well, i think

    yeah i guess i should just enjoy the donuts before i go back on my stricter diet and exercise regime.

    there's no krispy kreme in my city, thank god. i only get them when i fly home from sydney cos they have one at the sydney airport!

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    oh thanks...now I have a KK jones....

    Man, when the glazed are hot and fresh...whooooo

    and the chocolate iced cream filled...

    oh sweet jebus....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    Man, when the glazed are hot and fresh...whooooo
    You don't know how amazing that sounds... *le sigh*

    krispy kreme's are laced with crack, I am sure of it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    after being on a horrifically strict atkins diet leading up to the photo shoot, now that it is over i have successfully managed to consume more krispy kreme donuts in the last 24 hours than any one person should even consider eating.
    Did you notice the combined Krispy Kreme / Oportos on George Street while you were up here in Sydney? For all your nutrition needs. It's a terrifying idea.
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    I was just on the Krispy Kreme website, looking to see if there are any left in my state (they're aren't) and I wandered over to the investor's page. There the talk about the "Donut Theatre", which is what they call the part where you can look through the glass and watch them making the donuts.

    I never knew they had a special name for that part.

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    ^^ I didn't either. But it IS fun to watch! I love watching donuts being made. It reminds me of that story we read in elementary school, "Homer Price and the Doughnuts", where the donut machine went nuts and made a jillion donuts. Clearly somebody read that story and thought, "I could make money doing that!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    oh god i'm eating another one.
    You do put them in the microwave for 5-10 seconds so they go slightly soft and the icing melts a little, yeah? Otherwise they're sorta like normal doughnuts
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    Krispy Kremes are the bomb! We can only get the in London and once when I was down there I bought a whole box of 12 and scoffed them all by myself! I had serious carb guilt that day.



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    KK=LOVE. The ladies at the one closest to my house know me by name. Mmmm, now I want some.

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    like 3 weeks ago, my roommate and i polished off a dozen in about 2 hours...when we bought them, the lady gave me literally like 20 "buy one dozen get one dozen free" coupons....i should soooo go on sunday....just to add to my mini ben & jerry collection thats starting in my freezer....oh yea....earlier i saw a post that said something about cupcakes....mmmm....vanilla cupcakes with chocolate frosting and sprinkles....mmmmm

    orgasmic...

    night night

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    mmhmm love me some krispy kremes!! indulge yourself darcy!! you deserve it!

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    I miss the krispy kreme here Boo. They still have krispy kremes at a few of the gas stations, but it's just not the same. I think you should have another donut darcy, ya know, for me
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    For some reason our Krispy Kreme was shut down a few years ago and it's remained a boarded up KK building ever since. There are KK doughnuts in stores, but they're never fresh so I don't touch. If that place was still open, it would be heaven just to walk in and smell it... mmmmmmmmmm
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    I hate doughnuts with a passion. They are so greasy, fattening, sugary, delicious, succulent.......aww fuck I want one now.

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    AHAHAHAHHA this and your weed thread I see whatcher doin there.


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