Mine is a pint of unsweetened ice tea with a double shot of vodka 2 lemons and 2 splendas.
What is yours?
Vanilla vodka + diet coke or vodka and sugar-free Redbull
Vodka on the rocks....cut the fruity fillers and gets me drunk cheaper and faster. Only works with higher quality vodkas. I'm not drinking well crap and enduring that hangover ever again. Preferably Kettle One or better.
Also, Pinot Noir is the lowest calorie wine.
Vodka and Crystal Light lol surprisingly good.









Whiskey and club soda
grey goose shot with a lemon afterwards...like a lemon drop with no sugar. I thought about bringing splenda into the club, but I figure it'll get stolen if I leave it at the bar, and I'm not carrying it everynight.
Three Olives Grape or Cherry and soda water........tastes like the old New York Seltzer drinks I used to enjoy as a kid.
Vodka, fresh lime and club soda.
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Good ol' Tanq and Tonic. I get so burned out on the taste though.
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A tequila shot with salt and lime
wine
or vodka with a diet soda back





I only drink Goose French Martinis anyway for the most part. Considering they're goose, chambord and pineapple juice, they're pretty safe.
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Act like a lady
Work like a dog
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Champagne or Vodka. I'm not sure how "low cal" either is though. At least it's not Jack Daniels! Or Hennesey. I love both but they pack on the pounds, esp. to my tummy area.
"We all must suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The difference is discipline weighs ounces while regret weighs tons. In order to achieve what others don't, you have to do what others won't."
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Malibu/diet or shots of petron. I can't do vodka.





I'm a sucker for vodka and diet tonic with lime, but to have that out, I have to lug around the diet tonic with me; kinda cumbersome!
I just stick to red wine and sometimes white wine.
Mine used to be peach vodka & diet sprite![]()




These days I like to count my money. I like to wash it delicately and iron it. Sometimes I dry it with some bounty to make it all nice and cuddly. I love my money... did I say that out loud?
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