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    live with you, which would you pick?

    1. Massage therapist
    2. Sex therapist
    3. Chef
    4. Personal trainer (no sex; no massages)
    5. Housekeeper

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    Personal trainer. But only if I got free lessons. If not, probably chef.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iseestars View Post
    Personal trainer. But only if I got free lessons. If not, probably chef.
    Sorry. I should have added that their services are free in this scenario.

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    Personal Trainer

    The idea of being a postive in someones life, helping them out.

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    Oh man Chef, why are you a chef?

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    Quote Originally Posted by High_Heel_Lover View Post
    Oh man Chef, why are you a chef?
    No. My ex is. And the only way she and I could live together again would involve one of us being in a coma.

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    Massage therapist. It is underrated how important massage is. And thank you for using the correct term, I dislike when people say massesue.

    *note i went to MT school and masseuse is bad bad word for MT's

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    Housecleaner.

    I lived with a massage therapist (my sis) and she gave me a 3 hour massage two or three times. Quite cool! But that was when she was in school studying. Now that she charges for sessions, I haven't gotten even an inkling of a massage from her.

    As a trainer, people assumed that they'd get fit through osmosis. NOT.

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    I see I didn't vote yet.

    Chef.

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    Oh I see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmeerah View Post
    Now that she charges for sessions, I haven't gotten even an inkling of a massage from her.

    Not to threadjack my own thread, but that's mean of your sister! What if I offered to pay her? Of course, I get to watch...

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    ^^ you're bad.

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    i'm on the fence between maid and chef, and i'd def pick chef over personal trainer because i 'd still lose weight with a chef(by eating healthier), but with significantly less effort on my part
    These days I like to count my money. I like to wash it delicately and iron it. Sometimes I dry it with some bounty to make it all nice and cuddly. I love my money... did I say that out loud?

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    Quote Originally Posted by saphire123456 View Post
    i 'd still lose weight with a chef(by eating healthier), but with significantly less effort on my part
    That'd depend on the chef's specialty. One of my friend's roommates became a chef specializing in pastries. Both their asses grew.

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    chef all the way

    2nd place house cleaner, although if it were real life and I really had to choose, probably house cleaner is more realistic.

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    U do realise that whatever someone does for a living they are not going to want to do when they come home right?

    I would pick massage therapist but I realise if I lived with them I'd prob never get a massage!
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    Personal trainer, for sure.

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    You do realize sex therapists don't sleep with you, right? They advise you.


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    well they say that a painter's house always needs painting.... I would have loved to live with a housecleaner, but I doubt he/she will be overly eager to clean up at home for free. So I will go with the chef - everyone's gotta eat!

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    A chef. I'm lazy to cook and love to eat good food!

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    a MT. I need one!!!

    but if I could choose other, a chiropractor or a accupuncturist.

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    Default Re: If you could pick one of the following professionals to...

    Are you looking to change professions CE?

    It would have to be the chef.
    The massage/physio therapists I know don't particularly enjoy working on their friends after treating patients all day at work. A chef on the other hand still has to eat.

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    massage therapist. hands down.

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    Massage therapist for sure!
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    Housekeeper

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