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    sponge in the kitchen. I have a sponge phobia. They freak me out and disgust me. It jumped up and attacked my hand. stupid evil sponge. Im traumatized.
    ARG.
    bf insists to leave the stupid little spawn of satan sitting by the sink. I use scrubby brushes. This isnt the first time its tried to kill me. I dont think i can keep letting it lurk there. I know its up to something. I would burn it... but its wet... and i dont want to get that close to it.




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    You fucking scared me! :smacks Pookie upside the head, then hugs her:

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    sowwy.
    *hug*

    But the sponge did scare me. and i needed to release my trama upon the internet




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    It's ok I understand. I had a massive spider in the garage the other day and I was alone, so what did I do, I started to toss water bottles at it, till I got it, what? like no one has ever done that?!

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    Throw it out and replace it with a scrubby brush. That'll show the bf!!

    Sponges are germ hoarders. Blech.

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    Life was surely better before the sponges became conscious, but you really can't blame them for being soggy and mushy with yesterday's dirty water. This is their only purpose in life. Why all the h8?

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    Sponge-a-pult works good. Launch the fucker.

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    ew, sponges are so gross. Their little crevices are like apartments for germs, just living in there and breeding, ughhhhhh.

    Dishes are gross in general and I refuse to do them. I'd honestly rather clean nasty toilet they put my hand in dirty dishwater or look at dirty scrubbers or sponges. No fucken way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pookie
    They freak me out and disgust me.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheTempest View Post
    Sponges are germ hoarders. Blech.
    I second these.
    Gross vectors of microbiological disease causing organisms.

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    Personally, I always rinse with super hot water, then squeeze all of the water out after each use, so that it dries quickly and completely. Also, I use brushes for hard scrubbing and textured paper towels for items that are harder to rinse off, then simply toss the paper towel. My sponge is pretty much used solely on non-greasy low-residue items and even in this manner, I still feel it is a haven for pathogens;

    Eeeew.


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    Im not the only one who has sponge issues!!! hooray




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    Whenever I am attacked by a rabid sponge I take care of the issue promptly with a massive hail of gunfire..

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    I use those combo-things that are a sponge on one side and a scrubber on the other - using the scrubber to get the tough stuff off, then the sponge to wipe & rinse it clean.

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    Best thread EVAR

    no seriously I hate sponges too. They smell nasty blech.

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    you can pop them in the microwave for a minute or 2 to kill the bacteria.

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    i love my sponge he sleeps with every night. they r not evil just misunderstood DONT HATE ON THE SPONGES!!!

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    Eek. My boyfriend buys them and uses them. At least he does my dishes hehe.

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    Maybe it will "have an accident"
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    I'm scared of them tooooo!
    I think my boyfriend and I broke up because of a sponge. Among the top three things we fought about constantly, everytime he bought a sponge or wiped the counter with one (eeeewww....just moving around wet stinky germs!) I threw it out. Talk about D-R-A-M-A. He totally took the sponge's side. Jerk

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    WOW
    I'm not the only one! Thank you!

    I loathe sponges. Some people think I'm crazy for this.
    I use scrub brushes and store them in the dishwasher so they are washed constantly. Sponges are absolutely disgusting and I don't understand how anyone can use them and eat off a utensil cleaned by a sponge.

    I throw away any sponge I see and refuse to wash any dish with one.

    Sorry but that's how it will stay.

    Yuck.

    Bacteria.

    Germs.

    More bacteria & germs..................need I say more???

    Let's eat chicken straight outta the package!

    YUMMY

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    Yes you can microwave them and if you put a bit of lemon juice, squeezed form a lemon not a bottle people, then put it in it kills the bacteria and makes it smell better


    I would not put in for minutes, also try a natural sponge, not with a scrubby part cause that will melt in the microwave.

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    ewwwwwww




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    How is a sponge different from a scrubbie on a stick? (not being a jerk, now I'm just sponge nervous.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by High_Heel_Lover View Post
    It's ok I understand. I had a massive spider in the garage the other day and I was alone, so what did I do, I started to toss water bottles at it, till I got it, what? like no one has ever done that?!

    LOL... we have these things called cave crickets, or camel-back crickets in MD. These mother f'ers are RUTHLESS. They see backwards, so when they think they're fleeing they're actually hopping TOWARDS you. The first encouter E ever had with one he was running down the hallway throwing shit at it. The other day there was one near the dogs kennel and stuck between that and the speaker. I grabbed a pill bottle for the dogs that was full, aimed and fired. I killed that asshole basement dweller for sure.
    I'm not one to kill bugs usually but these things muliply like crazy, are scary as fuck, and mice like to eat them. I do NOT want mice.
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    I also dislike sponges, but I don't hate on them..and I do use them. I can understand the fear though. Maybe we can haz a sponge supportgroup?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajbaer View Post
    LOL... we have these things called cave crickets, or camel-back crickets in MD. These mother f'ers are RUTHLESS. They see backwards, so when they think they're fleeing they're actually hopping TOWARDS you. The first encouter E ever had with one he was running down the hallway throwing shit at it. The other day there was one near the dogs kennel and stuck between that and the speaker. I grabbed a pill bottle for the dogs that was full, aimed and fired. I killed that asshole basement dweller for sure.
    I'm not one to kill bugs usually but these things muliply like crazy, are scary as fuck, and mice like to eat them. I do NOT want mice.
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    I have been attacked by one of these bastard crickets. *shudder* It leapt off the ground ONTO my shoulder. Sadly I was in a room full of very very high people who were no help at all as I was screaming around the rec room.

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