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    Default Simple question. What is the best comeback for...

    people who wave around a stack of ones like it's gold and say "You gotta work for this money!"

    (Most of the time I have had to deal with this it has been from the young types.)

    Most of the time I just roll my eyes, giggle, and ignore them, but I think it would be more effective to say something sassy and curt back.
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    Default Re: Simple question. What is the best comeback for...

    I usually say something along the lines of Dude, it's a dollar, roll my eyes, and move on.

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    I say something along the lines of "oh honey it's obvious you need that more than I do" and give them a fake sweet pitying look before i walk off.

    Or..."for A DOLLAR?" as if in disbelief. "Yeah right! YOU want ME to WORK HARD for your DOLLAR?" shake head, laugh hysterically.

    If they say "that's all I get for my dollar" or whatnot, I say "that's all I get for showing you my beautiful body? fuck off."

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    I'm real snarky, "Oh my goodness! I've never seen so much money in my life! You must be a plumber or a manager or something!!! OH LORD NOW I CAN BUY THOSE BRACES FOR BILLY!" (in really bad redneck)


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    grab it out of their grubby little hands and walk away laughing at them, staying on the opposite side of the stage the whole time. it's too loud for me to effectively yell something witty, and if they're that stupid to think that a dollar is worth a pussy, my words would be lost on them anyways. i think actions speak louder than words when it comes to idiotic drunk guys. usually they're just dumbfounded that I *actually* did that. I once did it to this wannabe pimp who was waving around a stack of ones (at least 20) in my face telling me to "shake dat ass" I stood in front of him facing away, bent over, and reached through my legs to grab the money and walked away. haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alia_of_the_Knife View Post
    people who wave around a stack of ones like it's gold and say "You gotta work for this money!"

    (Most of the time I have had to deal with this it has been from the young types.)

    Most of the time I just roll my eyes, giggle, and ignore them, but I think it would be more effective to say something sassy and curt back.
    I just roll my eyes and walk away.

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    I've always said, "honey as good as I look do you REALLY think a dollar impresses me?" Then I laugh and get money elsewhere. They usually feel dumb afterwards.







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    Default Re: Simple question. What is the best comeback for...

    As long as there's a clear "path", meaning I know for sure I will get it/them, I grab the money and laugh.

    I mean seriously, what are they gonna do to me? And if they do anything, guess I deserve it, lol.
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^LMAO I've done that before too...Yea, what are they gonna do.







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    Default Re: Simple question. What is the best comeback for...

    if they give you one rip it up and throw it in their face....it usually elicits a fun response.

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    Ugh. I had something like this happen last weekend. There was a bachelor party and one guy came up to the tip rail and pulled out $2, then his friends yell "make her work for it!" The guy was nice and wasn't paying attention to his asshole friends so I wasn't going to yell over him.

    But I was happy to see that the floor host was near when this happened and told them something like "excuse me, all of our girls work hard all day....." didn't hear the rest, but it made me happy.

    What I wanted to do was give them the evil stare and say "I'm working hard not to come down there and shove my stilleto up your ass."

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    If you can reach the money, just take it and move on. I always give a better show to less demanding, more generous customers at the tip rail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gypsy74 View Post
    grab it out of their grubby little hands and walk away laughing at them, staying on the opposite side of the stage the whole time. it's too loud for me to effectively yell something witty, and if they're that stupid to think that a dollar is worth a pussy, my words would be lost on them anyways. i think actions speak louder than words when it comes to idiotic drunk guys. usually they're just dumbfounded that I *actually* did that. I once did it to this wannabe pimp who was waving around a stack of ones (at least 20) in my face telling me to "shake dat ass" I stood in front of him facing away, bent over, and reached through my legs to grab the money and walked away. haha.
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    I vote point and laugh.

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    Simply grab the dollar from his grubby little hand, wipe imaginary sweat from your brow, then say, "Whoo! Taking your money straight out of your hand IS hard work! Thanks for the workout!!" Wink, and walk away. You can also say, "Man, I really feel the burn! I bet your wallet feels it too!"

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    "Listen fuckwit, that aint how the club works. Grow some fucking manners, shut up and just tip the next girl who comes along without being suck a dick." I like to poke them in the chest for the last part and they usually do start tipping properly. (-:

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    Girl in my club didn't take a dollar from a guy like this as he pissed her off (I think that's how it went, he'd had his cell out at the rack) and he said something like "well what should I do with this dollar?"

    "GO TO THE FUCKING DOLLAR TREE, I DONT CARE"

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    Quote Originally Posted by iambonbon05 View Post
    "GO TO THE FUCKING DOLLAR TREE, I DONT CARE"
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    For a DOLLAR? or, Uh, no thanks. Just depending on the guy and my patience level. I never grab a dollar.



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    Quote Originally Posted by iambonbon05 View Post
    "GO TO THE FUCKING DOLLAR TREE, I DONT CARE"

    that is gold.

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    I would not take it and i'd say loudly "you keep it, you obviously need it more than I do"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    I'm real snarky, "Oh my goodness! I've never seen so much money in my life! You must be a plumber or a manager or something!!! OH LORD NOW I CAN BUY THOSE BRACES FOR BILLY!" (in really bad redneck)
    I do this!!

    If you have people who look good humored around, freak out and go 'OH MAH GAWD! A WHOLE DOLLAR???!!!'

    Just tone it down depending on the situation. Usually follow it up with a smile and a laugh so it doesn't come across as too bitchy.

    This goes over especially well when other dancers are sitting around watching. Builds rapport.

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    I swear that I practiced raising one eyebrow as long and hard as I did as a preteen for this exact situation.

    I have a whole catalog of expressions: contempt. They're good enough to stand on their own.
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    I always tell them that their dollar won't even get me anything of the Value Menu at McDonald's, so I'm not gonna go out of my way to 'work for it'. Cheap fuckers.

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    I usually say something like 'does waving that dollar around make you feel like a big man? Seeing as it makes you feel better about your small cock ..' then let it trail off and walk away.

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