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    Oh, man, you guys are great. I usually just shrug, smile, and walk away, but I think I'm stealing some of these!

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    The other one I have used is 'Aww but darlin I wouldn't want to have to take your allowance that your Mommy gave you! You should save that for the gumball machine later'

    I dunno I've used a lot... usually I just find something that fits the moment and atmosphere of the bar. I seem to be a good smart ass when im put on the spot lol.

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    Default Re: Simple question. What is the best comeback for...

    Ive got the best... (I think, heh).

    Say, "Okay, gimmie one of those dollars and I'll show you the best trick."

    Take dollar.

    Than say, "Okay, now stick out your tongue big daddy..."

    Wipe nasty, dirty dollar down thier tongue. Stick it to thier forehead.

    Now, walk away and continue with your set like they weren't thier.

    They look like an ass to everyone around, esspecially people who overheard thier demands.

    If they bitch you can say something like, "Oh, I forgot 'cause it was only a dollar. Maybe a $10 would have been worth working for."

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