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    Me too!!! :-)



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    Quote Originally Posted by BohemianSiren View Post
    ...than step foot in a strip club ever again.

    Meh, I'm sure this feeling will pass.

    Anyway, this made me think of Office Space:


    Peter Gibbons: I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
    Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
    Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
    Joanna: Won't you get fired?
    Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
    Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
    Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
    Joanna: When did you decide all that?
    Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
    Joanna: Oh, really? About an hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?
    Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'd like another job.
    Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
    Peter Gibbons: You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.
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    "I came in like a lamb, but I intend to leave like a lion."

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    I feel like that everyday....
    I get so happy when I get motivated (I have to shower? Do my hair? Makeup? *sigh*) then haul my ass out of the house to go to work, work all night, make money, pay a bill.....then I'm like wait a minute.....I have to do all that again tomorrow?

    Fuck it. I'm gonna sell everything and go live on the beach. I'll own one dress, fish for my dinner and sell seashell crafts on the internet.
    "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.
    And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party."
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    Quote Originally Posted by francescadubois View Post
    My favorite scene from one of my absolute favorite movies.
    Mine too!

    Also: (Milton)

    "And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... "
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    Quote Originally Posted by BabyGirlKylie View Post
    Fuck it. I'm gonna sell everything and go live on the beach. I'll own one dress, fish for my dinner and sell seashell crafts on the internet.
    Unfortunately, our beach is still 35 degrees at night. What the hell is that about!!! It's almost May.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda View Post
    Mine too!

    Also: (Milton)

    "And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... "
    (Milton, after they put him in the basement) "O-okay. But that's the last straw..."

    Classic.
    "I came in like a lamb, but I intend to leave like a lion."

    -Sade
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