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    So im here in the kitchen thinking to myself that im going to start my healthy eating/ diet tomorrow but then I stare at all the cookie dough I just made and say to myself,"Well I'll just eat all of it today so it wont be there to haunt me tomorrow." I guess ill just have to make the ultimate sacrifice

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    Oh noes! What a terrible life! hehe.

    Before I began the diet that eventually led to a total of almost fifty pounds lost, I binged like a motherfucker!

    And now I'm bitty and make lots of money. haha

    Attack that cookie dough, girl!

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    Why is cookie dough so good when its not baked yet?! nomnomnom

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    I swear, I just said the same thing about a chicken fried steak I got in a to-go box from Chili's the other night AND a freaking tub of potato salad. I've been on carb overload lately and I feel yucky. Lets both start tomorrow, k?

    Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends.
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    Default Re: I swear I think im retarded sometimes

    If y'all wanna wait 'til after my graduation (May 4), I'm doing another round of what helped me lose 50 pounds over 18 months. (I'm not trying to lose that much again!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah Andi View Post
    If y'all wanna wait 'til after my graduation (May 4), I'm doing another round of what helped me lose 50 pounds over 18 months. (I'm not trying to lose that much again!)

    details, please? Maybe after graduation you could start a BB thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by loveandluxury View Post
    I swear, I just said the same thing about a chicken fried steak I got in a to-go box from Chili's the other night AND a freaking tub of potato salad. I've been on carb overload lately and I feel yucky. Lets both start tomorrow, k?
    YES! I shall binge everything I want to eat today since I wont be able to tomorrow and the next days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samba View Post
    details, please? Maybe after graduation you could start a BB thread.
    yes details! was it ramen?

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    You could keep the cookie dough around and have it as a cheat food.
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    ^^^ Dude I would eat it all! My fiance bought me a 6 pack of reeses peanut butter cups and 3 snickers ate them all in one day! I cannot have sweets in the house when I want to start to eat healthy because then all I want is sweet stuff.
    Last edited by beauty21queen; 04-29-2008 at 07:27 PM. Reason: dur dur forgot to add an "e"

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    Default Re: I swear I think im retarded sometimes

    I'll type out my diet/exercise plan. If anyone wants it, PM me and I'll send it.

    Dude, I can't have junk either because I'll eat the shit out of it.

    Speaking of, as soon as I get done at school, I'm going and getting myself some junkfood to complete my last-PMS before the diet binge!

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