It was a slow Monday night and I sat down with these two middle-aged guys. I didn't even have a chance to say hi...I said May I sit here, and sat down then:
Guy1:You buy the next round
me: excuse me?
Guy2: He's right
me: I'm sorry I don't buy alcohol for anyone, including myself.
G1: It's the rules...he sat down first and bought the first round, I sat down second I bought the second round you buy the third.
Waitress: Can I get you guys some more drinks?
G1: Yes, we'd both like another and she's paying.
Waitress: Do you want anything hun?
me: no thank you, and I'm not paying
G2: That's not fair you're not playing with the rules
me: there is no game, no rules (smile all cute)
Waitress: Here's your drinks...
both just look at me.
G1) Fine! (angrily)
me: (now pissed off) I'm sorry I didn't play your game...
would you be interested in a dance this evening?
G1) OHHHHHHHHHHHHH..so you can ask US for money for a dance, BUT we CAN"T ask you to buy us a drink!!
me:
G1) I got you didn't I
me:what?!? YOU came here to have FUN..I came here to work. It's my job to dance- not buy you drinks.
G1)(interrups) Well if you bought us drinks maybe we'd spend more money.
me: well, one beer wouldn't get you intoxicated enough to start spending THAT kind of money. Not only that but two beers for you and your buddy doesn't even equal a dance..I'd still loose.
G1)Then you can buy us a beer and a shot.. BARTENDER!
me: Forget this, you guys have a good night.
Now usually I would have left earlier in the convo as I could tell they were wasting my time...but there was NO other custies and I thought at least maybe I could have a decent convo. I guess not. Since WHEN do dancers buy drinks for custies. I mean, if a guy consistently buys CR or Privates and comes back in I may buy hin 1 drink...but where the HELL does this guy get the idea that I'm going to buy him and his friend alcohol. Douchebags. Needless to say, all the girls found out what happened and no one sat with them the rest of the night. They proceded to get wasted and fall outta their chairs and eventually get thrown out. Idiots.



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Just like the old, "Oh, you want me to dance for you line" hahaha ugh.



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