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    It was a slow Monday night and I sat down with these two middle-aged guys. I didn't even have a chance to say hi...I said May I sit here, and sat down then:
    Guy1:You buy the next round
    me: excuse me?
    Guy2: He's right
    me: I'm sorry I don't buy alcohol for anyone, including myself.
    G1: It's the rules...he sat down first and bought the first round, I sat down second I bought the second round you buy the third.
    Waitress: Can I get you guys some more drinks?
    G1: Yes, we'd both like another and she's paying.
    Waitress: Do you want anything hun?
    me: no thank you, and I'm not paying
    G2: That's not fair you're not playing with the rules
    me: there is no game, no rules (smile all cute)
    Waitress: Here's your drinks...
    both just look at me.
    G1) Fine! (angrily)
    me: (now pissed off) I'm sorry I didn't play your game...
    would you be interested in a dance this evening?
    G1) OHHHHHHHHHHHHH..so you can ask US for money for a dance, BUT we CAN"T ask you to buy us a drink!!
    me:
    G1) I got you didn't I
    me:what?!? YOU came here to have FUN..I came here to work. It's my job to dance- not buy you drinks.
    G1)(interrups) Well if you bought us drinks maybe we'd spend more money.
    me: well, one beer wouldn't get you intoxicated enough to start spending THAT kind of money. Not only that but two beers for you and your buddy doesn't even equal a dance..I'd still loose.
    G1)Then you can buy us a beer and a shot.. BARTENDER!
    me: Forget this, you guys have a good night.

    Now usually I would have left earlier in the convo as I could tell they were wasting my time...but there was NO other custies and I thought at least maybe I could have a decent convo. I guess not. Since WHEN do dancers buy drinks for custies. I mean, if a guy consistently buys CR or Privates and comes back in I may buy hin 1 drink...but where the HELL does this guy get the idea that I'm going to buy him and his friend alcohol. Douchebags. Needless to say, all the girls found out what happened and no one sat with them the rest of the night. They proceded to get wasted and fall outta their chairs and eventually get thrown out. Idiots.

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    That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. In what fucked up world are we supposed to be paying for the customers while we're working? Man, I thought it was bad when customers refused to buy a dancer a drink, this is taking it one assholish step further.

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    I bet they do this to every girl that sits down with them. Idiots. They can't hustle a stripper - we do this for a living, baby!

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    ^^^^exactly..oh yes...let me play your game like a dumb girl

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    I bet they thought this was sooooo funny Just like the old, "Oh, you want me to dance for you line" hahaha ugh.

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    I know I don't need to buy anyone a drink. That's why I didn't. I've only ever bought 1 drink for a custie, and that's cause he offered me $100 if I paid for me drink out of my garter. I did, and he gave me the money. HAHA! I've never MADE money off buying a drink before that.

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    You should have offered to pay for their lapdances all night as well! I'm kidding but yea, that sucks that guys that dense/stupid/cocky came into your club. You do got some balls though for still asking them for a dance though, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicagostripper View Post
    girl u dont need to buy them a drink. If it is a regular that spends a lot of money on you then it's okay once in a while. You want to keep him coming back!

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    Yeah. They thought that was just hilarious and that they really effectively made a point to you.

    And what did you learn? Don't try to have "decent conversations" with customers.
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    I'm kinda wondering why you didn't just walk away in the beginning... if a customer began talking about ME buying HIm drinks, I'd spin on my stiletto and be outta there in a cartoonish puff of smoke. You kNEW they were cheap... why stick around>>

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    I wouldn't even buy a drink for a regular. They know better. We are there to make money and they are there to have fun.
    “I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love.”
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    This is the third thread Ive read in 5 minutes where guys are asking the dancers to buy drinks. Ive never heard of this before.

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    Guys like this come to the clubs for the sole purpose of disrespecting women.

    Don't give the time of day once you figure out their objective.

    If possible have them removed frm the club to teach them a lesson and to avoid having other women in the club from needing to deal with them either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    And what did you learn? Don't try to have "decent conversations" with customers.
    Yes, I've learned there's no such thing. Theres a bigger chance of me finding a Pegasus with wings made of money than finding myself in a "decent conversation".

    Ajbaer, you've been duped. Should have just got up and walked away when you had the chance.
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    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
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    Quote Originally Posted by ColetteCalahan View Post
    I'm kinda wondering why you didn't just walk away in the beginning... if a customer began talking about ME buying HIm drinks, I'd spin on my stiletto and be outta there in a cartoonish puff of smoke. You kNEW they were cheap... why stick around>>
    Like I said, no one was there. It was somewhat entertaining and good SW story at least. Plus, I don't care how cheap you are I WILL ask you for a dance. That way I can't say I didn't try. If there were customers there I would have gotten up and walked away at first mention of the stupid ass game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyLuck View Post
    Guys like this come to the clubs for the sole purpose of disrespecting women.

    Don't give the time of day once you figure out their objective.

    If possible have them removed frm the club to teach them a lesson and to avoid having other women in the club from needing to deal with them either.
    I'd agree-don't even engage them. I'm really considering boycotting weekend late shifts, because of stuff like this. It's just...90% of them.

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    I think they're telling people over at CustieWeb that dancers are supposed to buy drinks... ;-)

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    LOL... who's telling them?!! I'll find em

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajbaer View Post
    It was somewhat entertaining and good SW story at least.
    Your stories are priceless, I like the way you tell them

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    Thanks...LOL

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    Am I the only dancer, that when it's slow and no money, allows my time to be "wasted" by idiots just for pure entertainment? I LOVE to call them out publicly, or just make them feel stupid/unwanted. Esp. repeat offenders. When I say slow..NO ONE ELSE there to hustle. I'm not some dumb chick, I can't be duped. The best look is these idiots that find out I have a degree and choose not to us it. The best one was when the guy said he was better than me cause he was in school. When I told him I did the whole school thing ,got hired as a vet tech. He whips out a text book and proceeds to ask me to help him study for his upcoming finals. Fuck no...find a different study buddy..I'm too dumb remember. HAHAHA

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    ^^^ I loooooooooooooooooooove those guys. I think I'm going to wear my summa cum laude key to work from now on just for those douches!!!

    TO answer your other question, after spending time in the SCJ pages (holy misogyny, Batman! If those tools ever came into my club, they'd be destroyed by the dancers before the bouncers could even get over there), I have determined that the offender in question had to be Capt. Punk (who also advises custies to push as much physical contact as possible with a dancer without asking or following laws).

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    I bought a guy a beer to get him into VIP once. $5 vs. $250, yeah, sure, I'll do that. But those guys were just timewasting dicks.

    Ladies, remember this at work. It will help save your mood and sanity. Instead of getting drawn into ridiculous and insulting conversations, walk away. Train yourself to, at the first sign that you're dealing with douchery of this kind, to say, "Can you excuse me? I need to run to the dressing room." Then get up and go, pronto. Eventually it will become second nature and you'll extricate yourself with mood and hustle intact.

    So, in this scenario:
    Guy1:You buy the next round
    me: excuse me?
    Guy2: He's right
    me: I'm sorry I don't buy alcohol for anyone, including myself.
    G1: It's the rules...he sat down first and bought the first round, I sat down second I bought the second round you buy the third.
    me: Can you excuse me? I have to run to the DJ booth to see when I'm up. Bye now.
    G1 and 2: but hey . . . (mutter uselessly 'cause now they don't have someone to fuck with)
    me, to all other dancers: those guys over there will ask you to buy them a drink. I have hung the invisible "Ignore these douchebags" sign over their head.

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    I don't have the patience for that shit either. I'm turning into the bitch stripper when it comes to cheapos.

    People like that are trying to "play the stripper" and will go home and tell all their friends how you actually did pay. I don't give them the chance, I say "are you fucking serious?" and if they don't laugh and say no I laugh and tell them they're idiots and walk away. If they do laugh and say that they were kidding I tell them "thats good because you look like a complete cheap ass and dueche to even suggest that"...can you tell I've gotten asked this a few times? What losers.

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