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    Default Pretty Va jay jays

    This thread was inspired by another thread I just read. It got me thinking, exactly what is a pretty vajayjay? Personally, I've always been really self-conscious about mine. To the point where I'm really nervous about working at a fully nude club. I suppose it doesn't help that as a child I suffered a 3rd degree burn on my pelvic area, and even to this day I still have noticeable remnants of a scar above my pussy. (Some guys think it's hot but obviously I'm self conscious.)

    SO, what features are considered the most desirable features of a pussy? I'm sure there will be different opinions, and that's great! So write down what you think is pretty!

    Mine is of the darker variety. I have an impressive clitoris which I love. My lips are bigger too, and get pretty puffy when I'm turned on. So I guess my parts are on the bigger side of the scale.

    However, I've always been attracted to smaller parts. I like the pinkish tints better and smaller labias. Who knows, maybe it's the "wanting what I don't have" thing with me.

    What are your opinions?

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    I had previously stuck the bananas and cucumber in my cooter, yes.

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    I've heard good things about mine.

    I like pink, tight-looking (nothing flappy), and groomed

    My boyfriend was talking about his ex having a "meaty" pussy...ewwwwww

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aubreyyy View Post
    My boyfriend was talking about his ex having a "meaty" pussy...ewwwwww

    I like "meaty" ones! When they are just flat and nothing is there... it's just a hole. With prominent lips there is more to it. Pussy might not have a face, but it better have some lips!

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    I think he was talking about her mons though...like you know when babies are born and they're really fat down there?

    She was a big Persian girl, so it was a big, meaty brown puss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aubreyyy View Post
    I think he was talking about her mons though...like you know when babies are born and they're really fat down there?

    She was a big Persian girl, so it was a big, meaty brown puss
    Hahaha I wonder if mine would qualify as "meaty?" I'm not sure. I never really compared fine-chinas before. Funny though, I am approximately a quarter Armenian (might have some Persian) so I wonder how much ethnicity has to do with it.

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    ^^^

    God Armenians are so hot (hello Kim Kardashian)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aubreyyy View Post
    I've heard good things about mine.

    I like pink, tight-looking (nothing flappy), and groomed

    My boyfriend was talking about his ex having a "meaty" pussy...ewwwwww
    Yep. I have a meaty pussy. Fat mons, big outer lips, big inner lips, roast beef, the whole shebang.

    And I love it. I don't think it's ewww.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aubreyyy View Post
    I think he was talking about her mons though...like you know when babies are born and they're really fat down there?

    She was a big Persian girl, so it was a big, meaty brown puss
    What is mons? ..Nevermind I Googled it.

    I can't help but laugh at the phrase 'big meaty brown puss'.

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    The mons is the part where your pubes grow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinatalie View Post
    Yep. I have a meaty pussy. Fat mons, big outer lips, big inner lips, roast beef, the whole shebang.

    And I love it. I don't think it's ewww.
    Maybe its more of it being called "meaty" that turned me off...

    Like when my boyfriend was drunk and trying to talk dirty and called my kitty a "pork chop"? OK SEX OVER lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinatalie View Post
    The mons is the part where your pubes grow.
    Thanks, I looked it up as you posted that. Guess I slept through human anatomy class!

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    Interesting! I guess I didn't pay attention to that class either lol. The mons is where my burn is

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    Default Re: Pretty Va jay jays

    i think most vaginas are pretty. mine is fairly substantial *(i refuse to call it meaty*) but i <3 it just the same. (vaginas are like snowflakes... no two are alike... so what is considered pretty really varies)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aubreyyy View Post
    ^^^

    God Armenians are so hot (hello Kim Kardashian)
    And holy fuck, I didn't realize those chicks were Armenian!? I don't even know why the hell they're famous? Hmmmm, as long as no one says I look like Cher we'll be cool

    (My features aren't as prominent, though, since I do have a lot of white in me.)

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    They're famous b/c.... They're hot as fuck and crazy as hell?

    I can't lie though, their show on E dominates my TiVo.

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    Hahaha I haven't watched it yet. I'll have to catch an episode now that I know they're Armenian. Not that I'm elitist or anything haha j/k

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    I had previously stuck the bananas and cucumber in my cooter, yes.

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    I like all types, but I don't really prefer ones that are completely closed clamshell slits, because they look like little girls.

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    This takes the cake for wierdest thread I have read yet.

    Personally I have no clue what category my crotch falls into simply because I don't sit around compairing mine to other people's. I've heard reports back on my performance in bed from a few men, but I can't say I've ever had my pussy critiqued. I think I'm gonna keep a fully-detailed description to myself though cause Steve totally lied when he said he only lurks in the music forums...totally quoted shit from a completely different non-musical post back at me today and destroyed whatever internet-trust I had. As much as I like that asshole (and "asshole" for me is generally a compliment) I'm not entirely sure I'm keen on him reading a detailed description of my vag.

    I think my lack of contemplation about my pussy is an aftereffect of having a nudist-hippy psycho of a mother, I rebel by repressing myself, lol.
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    ^^^

    I had a crazy psycho pageant mother who suggested I start shaving the minute I had any hair down there lol (to look smoother under bikinis). I've inspected every inch of my body and totally don't mind talking about it

    Funny how our moms have such an impact on our lives. I'd love to have a nudist hippy mom though, be fun to bring the boyfriends home to!

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    A couple years ago, I was 69ing with a girl while doing a girl/girl show for a bachelor party. She had floppy lips and when I was eating her out, I overheard some guy say that they looked more like ears. lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmArticia View Post
    This takes the cake for wierdest thread I have read yet.
    Oh girl. You have no idea!

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    I don't like mine. Maybe because I wish it were more symmetrical. And the inner parts shorter.

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    My shit is fucken BANGIN....damn I wish I had a digital camera....if I get one tomorrow I'll put up a pic Hell yeah I'd rather work nude just so I can show off my awesome pussy (it is perfect!!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aubreyyy View Post
    I've heard good things about mine.

    I like pink, tight-looking (nothing flappy), and groomed

    My boyfriend was talking about his ex having a "meaty" pussy...ewwwwww
    I love mine. It's pink, neat, nothing hands out LOL and I've had laser hair removal so it's completely bald. That's exactly what I like in a pussy. It's tight too

    I dont wanna sound rude but I don't like dark ones or ones where any of the inner lips are hanging out. Just my taste.
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