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    Default I Just Made My First Drink...

    I am officially on the Master Cleanse starting today. I'm sitting on my couch slicing and juicing lemons for the daily serving right now. I totally underestimated how many fresh lemons that would really take! I made a cup of hot lemonade for breakfast today and it was actually pretty good. Spicy and mild. I'm optimistic that I can make it ten days. If I start to feel anxious, I'll just relax and journal a bit about it or juice some more lemons. When its all done, I've promised myself a big plate of sashimi and a nice fruit shake.
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    Congrats.. but I will say I'm a little disappointed. I thought this was a thread about alcoholic beverages and I just had an entire bottle of wine. *heads over to the drunk thread*

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    That's fucking funny. Out here its like 10:30am! A Master Cleanse Hot-Tottie does sound wonderful, though.
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    Wow, that sounds pretty intense. Make sure you take it easy, get lots of rest and break your fast carefully. The master cleanse doesn't seem like it would be right for me, but I am doing a macrobiotic diet for three days, and then a three day fruit fast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by loveandluxury View Post
    Congrats.. but I will say I'm a little disappointed. I thought this was a thread about alcoholic beverages and I just had an entire bottle of wine. *heads over to the drunk thread*

    Where's the drunk thread?? I'm about to get started for the evening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryBomb954 View Post
    Where's the drunk thread?? I'm about to get started for the evening.
    I may be too drunk to find it. Wanna go over there together?

    Okay sorry.. seriosly /threadjack

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    Default Re: I Just Made My First Drink...

    ^^
    Whatev's. You're totally allowed to crash my Master Cleanse opening ceremony!
    I'm gonna keep checking in with the thread over the next few days anyway to keep track of my progress.
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    I hope you last OP! I hear after the first 3 days it's easy, just get over that hump and expect to feel like shit.
    I look forward to hearing about your results! All my friends that have tried it quit around day 2 so make it to day 3 and you'll be good.

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    Default Re: I Just Made My First Drink...

    ^^
    Thanks!
    Its morning on day #2 and I feel just fine. I got through yesterday alright and have figured out a good schedule to follow to drink all the juice without feeling hungry. I even went out and partied with my husband, drinking bottled water at the bar. The hardest part was cooking dinner and stuff for him but I made it and today I feel great! I thought I would wake up hungry or moody but that's just not the case.
    Tomorrow, I'll start in with the sea salt water. That should be fun. I think if anything, I can drop a lot of the water weight I carry and actually see results a bit faster when I work out.
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    Yay for 2 days! Almost at the 3 day hump you can do it!

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    Default Master Cleanse: Day #3

    I just made my dinner drink for day #3. This is pretty easy, actually. I'm pretty good about having a schedule for drinking the sixty ounces a day in juice and supplimenting it with another sixty ounces of water. If I were working at night and having things to do during the day I'd be having a lot harder time, though. My energy level is really high and I feel fine (no headaches or moodiness) but I just have to make the time to really drink all that fluid. I'm pretty confident that I can get through the next week just fine.
    Making dinner for my husband has been a real bitch, though. I've realised that when I don't eat the remainder, we have tons of leftovers. That really sucks. I almost wish we had roommates or something.
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    Good luck . I tried to start it this past week and couldn't make it through the day ! I'm going to try again when I have less going on.
    Feel the fear and do it anyway.

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